I'm proud of Tara. Before I wrote on this, it was still actually over 1,000 words.
Chapter 12.
AN: stop f,aing ok hargrid is a pedo 2 a lot of ppl in amerikan skoolz r lik dat But they're not in America, are they? I wunted 2 adres da ishu! how du u no snap iant kristian Don't bring Kristian into this now. plus hargrid isn't really in luv wif ebony dat was sedric ok! When was he brought into this?
I was about to slit my wrists again with the silver knife that Drago Draco also has an evil twin had given me in case anything happened to him. He had told me to use it valiantly against an enemy but I knew that we must both go together.
"NO!" I THOUGHT IT WAS HAIRgrid Was that supposed to be a joke? but it was Vampire. He started to scream. "OMFG! NOOOOO! MY SCAR HURTS!" I thought that was gone and then….. his eyes rolled up! You could only see his red whites. Red whites… makes complete sense.
I stopped. "How did u know?"
"I saw it! And my scar turned back into the lightning bolt!" His nonexistent scar became existent again.
"NO!" I ran up closer. "I thought you didn't have a scar anymore!" For once we're on the same page. I shouted.
"I do but Diabolochanged it into a pentagram ? for me and I always cover it up with foundation." he said back. "Anyway my scar hurt and it turned back into the lightning bolt! Save me! then I had a vision of what was happening to Draco….Volfemort has him bondage!" That can also be the practice of being tied up or restrained physically during sex acts. Really… Volfemort and Draco are having sex Ebooby. Neither of them want you.
Anyway I was in the school nurse's office now recovering from my slit wrists. Snap and Loopin and HAHRID were there too. They were going to St. Mango's: Home of the Fruit Loops after they recovered cause they were pedofiles and you can't have those fucking pervs teaching in a school with lots of hot gurlz. What happened to all the supposedly hot guys? Dumbledore had constipated the cideo camera Gee Dumbledore, why did you have to eat the camera? Now you're all constipated… they took of me naked. I put up my middle finger at them.
Anyway Hargrid came into my hospital bed holding a bouquet of pink roses. I thought you said he wasn't in love with Ebooby.
"Enoby I need to tell u somethnig." he said in a v. She was too lazy to actually write out the word, VERY. serious voice, giving me the roses.
"Fuck off." I told him. "You know I fucking hate the color pink anyway, Yet it's ALL over your wardrobe. and I don't like fucked up preps like you." I snapped. Hargrid had been mean to me before for being gottik. You're bipolar Ebooby. Admit it.
"No Enoby." Hargrid says. "Those are not roses." Yeah, those roses are not roses.
"What, are they goffs too you poser prep?" I asked cause I was angry that he had brought me pink roses. No Ebooby, those roses that are roses are not roses. Nope, not at all.
"I saved your life!" He yelled angrily. "No you didn't I replied." "You saved me from getting a Paris Hilton p- She's said so many bad words… she can't just write out porn? video made from your shower scene Hagrid had his own shower scene? and being vued by Snap and Loopin." Who MASTABATED (c is dat speld rong) Yes it is.to it he added silently.
"Whatever!" I yelled angirly. Angirly= An angry girly. Don't mess with them.
He pointed his wand at the pink roses. "These aren't roses." No, these roses are not roses. He suddenly looked at them with an evil look in his eye and muttered Well If you wanted Honesty that's all you haD TO SAY! .
"That's not a spell that's an MCR song." I corrected him wisely. Stop lying to us Ebooby. You're everything but wise.
"I know, I was just warming up my vocal cordes." Then he screamed. "Petulus merengo mi kremicli romacio(4 all u cool goffic mcr fans out, there, that is a tribute! specially for raven I love you girl!)imo noto okayo!" Petals (meringue?) My Chemical Romance. I'm not okay? Adding "O" to the end of everything does not make it Spanish I hope you know.
And then the roses turned into a huge black flame floating in the middle of the air. And it was black. Get out. No way was that black flame black. Now I knew he wasn't a prep. To prove yourself loyal to the goffick people, just turn something pink into something black. Gets 'em every time.
"OK I believe you now wtf is Drako?" Good question. I don't know what the hell he is either. A vampire? A ninja? A vampire ninja? O.o
Hairgrid rolled his eyes. I looked into the I would laugh if it said 'his' instead of "the." balls of flame but I could c nothing.
"U c, Enobby," Dumblydore said, watching the two of us watching the flame. "2 c wht iz n da flmes(HAHA U REVIEWRS FLAMES GEDDIT Yes. I'm laughing so hard. Ouch, please stop. No really. You're making me hurt… -_-) u mst find urslf 1st, k?" So I'll put it simply for you… k?
"I HAVE FOUND MYSELF OK YOU MEAN OLD MAN!"Hargrid yelled. He wasn't talking to you Hagrid. dUMBLydore lookd shockd. I guess he didn't have a headache or else he would have said something back. No headache= nice Dumbledore/Dumblydore.
Hairgrid stormed off back into his bed. "U r a liar, prof dumbledoree!"
Anyway when I got better I went upstairs and put on a black leather minidress that was all ripped on the ends with lace on it. There was some corset stuff on the front. Then I put on black fishnets and black high-heeled boots with pictures of Billie Joe Armstrong on them.I put my hair all out around me so I looked like Samara from the Ring (if u don't know who she iz ur a prep so fuk off!) and I put on blood-red lipstick, black eyeliner and black lip gloss. Black lip-gloss over the red lipstick.
"You look kawai, girl." B'loody Mary said sadly. "Fangs (geddit) you do too." I said sadly too, but I was still upset. I slit both of my wrists feeling totally depressed and I sucked all the blood. You know… my math teacher used to yell at us if we bit our fingernails. "THAT'S AUTOCANNIBALISM!" She'd shout.
Ebooby has taken it to a whole new level…
I cried again in my bathroom and put the shades on so Snap and Loopin Smart couldn't spy on me this time.I went to some classes. You're joking. Vampire was in the Hair of Magical Magic Creatures. Where you study troll boogies and noise hair as well as the hair growing between Hagrid's toes. He looked all depressed because Draco had disappeared and he had used to be in love with Draco. He was sucking some blood from a Hufflepuff. Hufflepuffs just don't get it good, do they? When they die, they turn into sparkly vampires. When they live, they die because of a goffick vampire.
"Hi." he said in a depressed way. "Hi back." Who actually says "back" when they say hi to someone? I said in an wqually said way. We both looked at each other for some time. Harry had beautiful red gothic eyes so much like Dracos. Then… we jumped on each other and started screwing each other. Woah… down girl.
"STOP IT NOW YOU HORNY SIMPLETONS!" shouted Professor McGoggle who was watching us and so was everyone else.YES! ANOTHER LINE! I'm stealing this.
"Vampire you fucker!" I said slapping him. "Stop trying to screw me. You know I loved Draco!" I shouted and then I ran away angrily. But you jumped… on each other.
Just then he started to scream. "OMFG! NOOOOO! MY SCAR HURTS!" and then….. his eyes rolled up! You could only see his red whites. Déjà vu…
"NO!" I ran up closer. Wait…
"I thought you didn't have a scar anymore!" I shouted. THIS HAPPENED ALREADY!
"I do but Diabolo changed it into a pentagram for me and I always cover it up with foundation." he said back. "Anyway my scar hurt and then I had a vision of what was happening to Draco….Volfemort has him bondage!" AM I THE ONLY ONE NOT GETTING THIS?
SPECIAL FANGZ 2 RAVEN MY GOFFIX BLOOD SISTA WTF UR SUPPOZD 2 RIT DIS!11111111 Yeah blood sista, you supposed to write this crap! GOSH!
HEY RAVEN DO U KNOW WHERE MY SWEATER I Why the hell would you ask that online? Call her, send her an email, or in her case… ask the question and put it in your story where everyone can read it.
I love her brain.
She's my role model.
Smart, not narcissistic at all, smoker, Harry Potter character killer, Ebooby creator, and more… O.o
You're all jealous… Preps.