The Twilighter Times

Story Of The Week

. Thirteen Reasons Why: By runaway xo

This story takes place right after Eclipse. Edward proves his love to Bella by showing her 13 of the many reasons of why he loves her. This story is extremely sweet and romantic. It just proves why we love Edward so much. Be sure to go and check out this amazing read.

Recent News

Robert Pattinson has turned down the chance to have a song on the New Moon soundtrack. He doesn't want to do a song because he wants to keep his music as a backup to his acting career.

Robert Pattinson has been nominated for the Bravo T.V. A-List Awards. He is up for the award of A-List Breakout. Celebrities he is up against include Katy Perry, Rosemarie DeWit, Mickey Rourke, and Malia and Sasha Obama. The voting will be closing on March 31st before 12 p.m. EST. We will be posting the link so you can vote on our profile.

Great Stories To Check Out

. Blue Moon Over Manka's: By cullenista

. Hiding In Plain Sight: By limona

. Solstice: By AspiringWriter91

. Revenge: By seashell118

Twilight Trivia

The answer to last week's trivia question was Brigham Young University.

This week's trivia question is:

What was the name that Bella put on Renesmee's fake identity papers in Breaking Dawn?

Answer will be in next week's issue.

Quote Of The Week

"I will give your strange coven this much, you humans can be quite interesting. I guess I can see the draw of observing you. It's amazing-some of you seem to have no sense of your own self-interest at all." -James

Random Fact

The date for the release of the Eclipse movie has been set. Eclipse is set to come out on June 30, 2010.

Edward's Playlist

Angel of Mine: By Monica
Angel of Mine is a great song. We think that this song describes Jasper and Alice really well. It really does show you their relationship that they have.

My Heart: By Paramore
My Heart is another amazing song that describes how Edward thinks about Bella. It really shows you just how much he loves her.

If You Asked Me To: By Celine Dion
If You Asked Me To is a great song that really captures how Jasper thinks about his and Alice's relationship.

Haunted: By Kelly Clarkson
Haunted is another amazing song that describes how Bella felt when Edward left in New Moon.

Twilight Merchandise

Twilight Conversation Hearts are now available at FYE. There are three different boxes. One of them have the cast on it, one has Edward on it, and on of them has Bella on it. The back of the boxes have "trivia" on them. Some of the hearts actually sparkly and sayings on the hearts include: Bite Me, Soul Mate, Trust Me, Forks, and many more. Be sure to go and pick up a box of them at your nearest FYE store.

Contest

The winner of last week's contest was reader13lovesbooks. They were the first to get all of last week's hangman correct. As usual they will get bragging rights and their choice of any Twilight character.

This week's contest is going to be who can give us the best debate topic.

Jacob's Riddles

The answer to last week's riddle was Alice.

This week's riddle is:

A majestic power of old, we are,
As we sit here waiting,
Waiting for a chance to overthrow,
The old enemies of the past,
Revenge is in our hands,
Who are we?

(two people)

Answer will be in next week's issue.

Jasper's Helpful Relaxing Tips

Tip 8: Read

Okay this tip is really simple. Read a book. Reading is very relaxing and soothing, if you pick the right book. It doesn't matter which book you pick, just find one and read it. It should calm you down from your stressful day.

Rosalie's Beauty Expertise

This week's beauty expertise is going to be on which tweezer is best to use when you are tweezing your eyebrows.

Thin Tip Tweezer: Good for grasping small, fine hairs, and plucking ingrown hair.

Slanted Tip Tweezer: Gives maximum control for tweezing your eyebrows.

Square Tip Tweezer: Best used for removing coarse hairs or several hairs at a time.

Emmett's Pranks

10 Things To Do In An Elevator:

. Whistle the first seven notes of "It's A Small World" incessantly

. Crack open your briefcase and while peering inside ask, "Got enough air in there?"

. Walk on with a cooler that says "Human Head" on the side.

. Stare at another passenger for a while, and then announce, "You're one of THEM aren't you?"

. Make explosion noises whenever anyone presses a button

. On the highest floor, hold the door open and demand that it stay open until you hear the penny you dropped down the shaft go "plink" at the bottom

. Tell people, "I know what you are thinking"

. Drop a pen, and wait until someone reaches to pick it up, and then scream, "That's mine!"

. Bring a camera and take pictures of everyone in the elevator

. Pretend that you are a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits with the passengers.

Ask Alice

Dear Alice

My friend says that she is not as obsessed with Twilight as she was in November. What can I do to save her?
Sincerely Need To Help My Friend

Dear Need To Help My Friend

Wow! I can say I've that I have never heard of someone not as obsessed with Twilight. I can see why though. The reason she wasn't as obsessed is because of all of the 'movie hype' in November. Everybody was like that. But her not being as obsessed now is a different story. To help her you could try talking about it more often. It could help her get more obsessed if you guys are talking more about it. It will get her more involved and it should help her some.
Sincerely Alice

Dear Alice

Yep another totally random thought. What do you guys do for Thanksgiving? Go hunt turkeys? That would be totally awesome. Well, not for the Turkeys, but they are not very bright, anyway.

Tell Jasper he's a cutie and ask Embry if he prefers Kibbles and Bits or Beneful Dog Food.
Sincerely Turkey Hunter

Dear Turkey Hunter

Okay, you come up with the most random questions I have ever heard, but they are so funny! Honestly I'm not sure if I should tell you what we do for Thanksgiving, it gives people something to think about. So just use your imagination to answer that question.

I'll tell Jasper that's he's a cutie, and I'll ask Embry that. And the pictures turned out great from last week's question.
Sincerely Alice

Bella's Library

This is a brand new column that will give you recommendations on great books to read. We will try to cover a wide range of genres so that everybody can find something that they can enjoy.

Mediator Series: By Meg Cabot

Susannah (A.K.A. Suze) Simon is your normal average teenager. Except for one little thing, she's a mediator, which means she can see and talk to ghosts. Her mom gets married and she is forced to move from New York, to sunny California. While in her new room she discovers something, she isn't the only one who lives there. Yep, Susannah Simon has a ghost named Jesse de Silva living in her bedroom. What will happen to Susannah and Jesse? Will it be love at first sight? There are six books in the series.

Vampire Kisses: By Ellen Schreber

In the small town she calls "Dullsville", sixteen year old Raven Madison longs to become a vampire. At her school she stands out among the other people at her school with her black nails, black clothes, and her fascination with Anne Rice. Then a mysterious family moves in the haunted mansion in the town. Rumor starts to spread that the family living there are vampires. On Halloween Raven goes to the mansion and sees the guy of her dreams, Alexander. Is Alexander really a vampire? And will Raven finally get her wish, and fall in love while trying to become a vampire?

Your Twilight Education

This week's thing that Twilight has taught us is:

. Losing your temper can be hair-raising

Twilight Debate

This week's debate is going to be do you think that Dakota Fanning would portray Jane well?

If You Think That The Jonas Brothers Should Be In The New Moon Soundtrack:

. Just want to do it for publicity
. Shouldn't bring Disney into the movie
. Aren't that good, people just think they are 'hot'
. Not the right type of genre for Twilight
. To upbeat and cheesy for New Moon
. Seem like a Disney movie
. Would cause the wrong people to start liking Twilight

If You Think That The Jonas Brothers Shouldn't Be In The New Moon Soundtrack:

. Have good music
. Trust the people making the movie

After looking at all of your guys reasons for the debate it seems that most of you thought that (*drum roll*):

That You Think That The Jonas Brother Shouldn't Be In The New Moon Soundtrack.

Next week's debate is going to be if you think that Kristen portrayed Bella well in the movie.

Twilight Hangman

The answers for last week's hangman are:

1. Breaking Dawn

2. Black

3. Emmett

4. Blood

5. Wuthering Heights

This week's Twilight hangman are

1. L _ V _ T _ I _ N G _ E

2. _ I C _ O R _ A

3. E _ I _ Y

4. _ _ U E L _ V _

5. _ M _ R I _ T

The answers will be in next week's issue.

Twilight Actor

Kellan Lutz: Kellan was born on March 15, 1985 in Dickinson, North Dakota. He was raised throughout North Dakota, the Midwest and Arizona. He started modeling when he was 13 or 14 years old. When he graduated high school, he moved to California to attend Chapman University to pursue chemical engineering, but decided to go into acting instead. He has stared in episodes of CSI: NY, Six Feet Under, CSI: Crime Scene Investigation, and also Heroes. Films he has also stared in include Prom Night, Stick It, and Accepted.

Your Twilight Story

Here are the stories that you guys gave us on how you found out about Twilight.

R2-D2106: I heard the movie was coming out and wondered what all the excitement was about. I bought a copy of Twilight at my local Barnes and Noble, and was hooked. Now there's just a small matter of my little brother mocking my love of the Cullen Family

Author's Note:

Hey guys!!!! FanFiction finally works!!!!!!! Thanks for all of your reviews and ideas for the last chapter!!! They help us out so much in making the next issue. This is probably going to be a pretty long author's note, but we have a lot of things we need to say.

Okay, last chapter someone flamed us pretty bad. For those you, who are new to FanFiction and don't know the entire "lingo", flamed means that someone leaves you a pretty bad review. In the review they told us that we don't put out good news, that we suck, that we are ignorant, that we are Twilight imposters, and to basically stop writing the paper. Okay, we would just like to say that we appreciate criticism, it makes you a better writer, but we don't appreciate when someone says something like that to someone. It doesn't make you a bigger person to put down people, it just makes you a jerk and a bully. It can really hurt someone to have someone say that they are ignorant and to quit writing. FanFiction is a place where people can get other's opinions about their writing, but not in that way that puts them down. We have nothing against flames if they give you the right criticism.

Now that that's out of the way, we would love to know what you thought of the changes we put in this week's issue. If you noticed, we changed the name of the Song Of The Week column, to "Edward's Playlist". We would really like to know what you think of the name change. Also, we would also like to know, what you thought about "Bella's Library". We wanted to include something about Bella, and we got the idea from a review. Please, give us your opinion on it.

Also, they have created the official logo for the New Moon movie. If you haven't seen the logo yet, you can go and get the link from our profile.

Last, we would like to remind you guys to go and vote at our poll. We want to know which column is your favorite. To vote just go to our profile. If your favorite column is not one of the choices, please tell us and we will try to fix it. Our goal is to get at least 50 votes, and if you guys can make that happen, we would really really appreciate it!!!!

-Madi and Sarah-

(A.K.A. Mrs. Cullen and Mrs. Black)