MINECRAFT: REACT MODE

What time is it?
React Time!

Heeeere's your host, ShiningHopeBeast!

Hellooo, everyone! How're ya doing on this fine day! I hope you're feeling fine because it's time for the next episode of Minecraft: React Mode!

Thanks to all of you who have seen the previous episode, sent in suggestions, and voted on the poll. I hope that all of you viewers will enjoy the episode.

Now, to get to it. This week, the reaction is about . . .

Ice cream!

This is a modification of the suggestion by Cartoonlover422.

First, let's present to you our crew for today!

The stage is dark as the curtain rises, silhouettes of figures being slightly visible in the darkness.

First, with a new record of FOUR total votes, the one and only Petra!

A spotlight blinks on, bathing Petra in a beam of light as she stands in the center of the stage. Her grin is ecstatic and her pose is confident as she rests her hands on her hips.

Next, with three votes each, we have the following:

Ivor! Both Jess(i)es! And Lukas!

The rest of the lights come up, showing the others scattered about the stage.

Alright, everyone! Let's start off with the usual opening words from our guest stars.

Ivor: "I'm so excited! This is just as cool as the Temple of the Old Builders!"

Jessie: "I'm so honored to be back on the show! I had such a great time last time!"

Jesse: "This is awesome! I can't wait to find out what we'll be reacting to!"

Lukas: "I should start writing a book about my experiences on this show . . ."

Petra: "It's so awesome being the most voted for!"

Okay, let's get going now!

So today, you all will be reacting to ice cream! Ice cream is a frozen dairy treat that people especially enjoy eating in the summer or in warm weather, that comes in many different flavors. You can put toppings on it like chocolate syrup, caramel, cherries, chocolate chips, and more!

Ivor raises his hand.

Yes, Ivor?

"What if you're lactose intolerant?" he asks sourly, crossing his arms.

Then you don't eat it. Just like how you don't drink milk. But- there is such a thing as lactose-free ice cream (. . . I think? Maybe? Someone, correct me if I'm wrong here.)

Hey Ivor, why are you asking anyway? Are you lactose intolerant?

"No."

"Just being pessimistic like always, Ivor?" Lukas grins.

Ivor simply huffs in response.

Anyways, we have different flavors of ice cream here for you all to try! Go ahead!

A table appears in front of them, with chairs behind them, and countless pints of ice cream cover the whole table.

We'll be back soon after everyone has eaten their ice cream!

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What time is it?
React Time!

Welcome back, everyone! By now, everyone has sampled each ice cream flavor, and now we get to find out which one is their favorite!

Let's start off with the Jess(i)es! Tell us which flavor you like the most, and what about it that you like!

Jesse goes first. "It was so hard to decide, but I like the cotton candy flavor the best. Not only do I love the colors, but I like the sweetness!"

Jessie goes next. "I think my favorite was the cookie dough flavor. It's just a little bit more than plain vanilla, and I love cookies! Oooh, but I did really like just plain strawberry ice cream. Hmmm . . ."

Great! How about you, Lukas!

"I liked the cookies 'n' cream flavor," he says. He looks thoughtful for a moment. "I think it was just the right amount of chocolate and vanilla, and a bit of crunchiness and creaminess," he says.

And Ivor?

"Vanilla," he stated. "It's simple."

And finally, Petra.

"I don't know! They're all so good! I don't think I could choose."

And there you've got it! The favorite ice creams of some of our favorite characters.

Now we've got a treat for you (pun intended!).

No one laughs.

Oof! Tough crowd. Anyways, we're gonna have our guests play a little game today. Nothing fancy, this time. I hope you're ready, 'cause they're gonna have an ICE CREAM EATING CONTEST! Contestants, you all are gonna get a fresh pint of chocolate ice cream. Your challenge- be the first to finish the pint!

All five of them have spoons at the ready as they wait for the signal.

Ready?

Set?

GO!

They all dig into their ice cream with a fast and furious pace. Petra and Jesse, of course, are the fastest to start, each taking gigantic spoonfuls. Jessie, Lukas, and Ivor are at a matched pace with each other, but all are slowly falling behind the fastest two.

Looks like Petra is pulling ahead slightly of Jesse! Wait, no- Jesse has taken the lead! Ooh, Petra's falling behind- And Ivor's starting to speed up! Jessie is still way behind, and Lukas is barely ahead of her. Wow! Jesse already has half of his ice cream gone! But wait- what's this! Jesse has stopped!

Jesse is doubled over, clutching his head, moaning.

Ooh, looks like he's got a BRAIN FREEZE! Jesse's out of commission!

Petra soon joins him, flopping her head onto the table. "ARGH!" she complains through clenched teeth.

Oh, another BRAIN FREEZE! Petra's OUT!

Jessie calmly puts down her spoon. "I can't eat another bite! It's too much!"

Jessie's OUT! So now it's between Lukas and Ivor! Who. Will. Be. The. Champion?!

A bead of sweat slides down Lukas' forehead as he begins to slow in his bites.

"Go, Lukas! Go, Ivor!" shouts Jesse, cheering for both her friends.

Ivor pauses mid-bite for a few seconds before swallowing.

It's neck and neck, with almost all of the ice cream gone! This will be a close race!

The crowd goes wild, some cheering for Ivor, some cheering for Lukas, and some jus screaming for the fun of it!

"GO! GO! GO! GO!"

Lukas pauses to take a breather, while Ivor uses the time to take another couple of bites.

"Come on Lukas!" Jessie shouts. "You've got this! You can do it! Keep going, Ivor! You're doing great!"

Jesse gives a weak sound and randomly flashes a thumbs up as he continues to lay his head on the table. Petra just groans.

Looks like Ivor is pulling ahead! They're down to their last bites! Will Lukas be able to catch up? Or will Ivor take the victory?

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Lukas is slightly behind Ivor, scooping his final and slightly larger bite. The both of them are attempting to swallow . . .

And the winner is-

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And the winner is-

Lukas slams his spoon down as he swallows, opening his lips to show his mouth empty of ice cream. Ivor swallows a second later, breathing heavily.

Lukas! By a hair!

Everyone goes absolutely wild. Lukas gives a tiny smile before grimacing. He clutches his stomach and runs off the stage, shouting, "I'm gonna go be sick!"

Ivor looks equally as ill. "Me too." He gets up and walks off in the opposite direction.

Let's quickly close the show before all our guest stars leave to puke backstage, shall we?

Well, thank you all so much for tuning in for another episode of Minecraft: React Mode! I hope you enjoyed this little segue to summer, as summer indeed is approaching fast!

Please remember to send in your suggestions for reacts, and vote on the poll for your favorite characters!

We don't own Minecraft: Story Mode or Telltale Games.

Have a splendid day and a superb week, and we'll see you next time on Minecraft: React Mode!

ITNOJ- SHB 😉

CREDITS

Guest Star- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - Ivor
Guest Star- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - Jessie
Guest Star- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - Jesse
Guest Star- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - Lukas
Guest Star- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - Petra
Host- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - ShiningHopeBeast
Author- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - ShiningHopeBeast
Editor- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - ShiningHopeBeast
Publisher- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - ShiningHopeBeast
Other- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - blah blah blah blah

Special Thanks to: Catoonlover422 (for suggesting this react!)

Shout-out to: Cartoonlover422 (for submitting the 50th review!)

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MINECRAFT: REACT MODE