Day 12: Voicemails

Killian's

"Oh I believe it's started! Hello, this is my talking pho—I mean phone. Just phone. Apparently I did not answer your call, which defeats the purpose of this device, but leave a message and supposedly this little box with store it and…hopefully Swan with show me how to listen to it.

"If you are Dave, I will be over as we previously discussed. Today is Friday."

Henry's voice in the background: "It won't always be Friday, Hook!"

"What? It's Fri—aye, it's still going! Uh…if you are Emma, I'm sorry I missed a chance to speak with you, but I am counting the seconds until I am blessed with your presence again."

Henry again: "Grosssss! Hang up all ready!"

"But what about anybody else who wishes to leave a message? Alright, alright. How do I hang u—"

Emma's

"This is Emma's phone. I'm not answering right now probably because there is a new monster attacking the town or a drunk dwarf is terrorizing people or—"

Killian's voice in the background: "Or she's busy with a certain pirate!"

"Killian! David will not appreciate that." Emma laughs. "For whatever reason, I'm sorry I missed your call. Leave a message and I will probably get back to you."

Killian's voice again: "But it might be awhile, especially if we are otherwise engaged!"

The sound of Emma simultaneously hitting a leather clad chest and laughing.

"Shh! Oh and if this is a police matter, call the station!"

A/N: This one came to me as I was falling asleep. It's just a bit of silly nonsense. I figure Killian really only talks to Emma, David and Henry on the phone. David will probably demand Emma makes a new voicemail again so he never has to hear that one again. Leave me a thought maybe? Prompts as well! Thanks for reading:)