Disclaimer: I do not own Dragonball Z or have any rights to it.

Note: this story is completely nonsensical and should not be taken seriously. It is also based off of the same dream as the previous chapter.

"Ah! Screamed Bob, the farmer with shotgun, as he ran away from the naked Eighteen.

"What's all the commotion about?" asked Seventeen as he landed, however, his eyes seemed to bulge out of his head at the sight of his naked sister.

"I don't know what's going on," said Bob, "but your sister was heading to my barn, without any clothes on."

Seventeen sighed, before glaring at his sister. "Don't worry Bob, I'll deal with her." Grabbing his sister's arm, he dragged her home and made her get dressed before questioning her.

"What the hell was going through your mind Eighteen?"

"I was in the shower, but then I sensed something strange from Bob's barn. I knew I had to go check it out, and I was in such a rush that I forgot my clothes."

Seventeen shook his head. "Yeah right, what could possibly be in Bob's barn?"

Meanwhile, at Bob's barn…

Bob opened the door to his barn. He was in need of some hay. However, he froze as he caught sight of what was inside.

"No you will know the terror of the most powerful being in the universe!" said Freeza as he stood there in his first form.

"Ah! It's Freeza!" screamed Bob as he ran out of the barn.

Freeza stared at the barn door with a clueless expression. Was it something I said?

Shaking his head from such thoughts, Freeza decided to turn into his true form and go terrorize the city.

"Yes! This is so much fun!" Freeza shot his death beams at random, and innocent bystanders.

Then a voice called out from behind him. "Hey Freeza, why don't you pick on someone your own size?"

There was no reply.

"Freeza!"

Still no reply…

"Hey Freeza!"

Freeza finally turned around and saw Gohan standing before him in a familiar, all black outfit. "Does Anakin know that you raided his wardrobe Gohan?" asked Freeza with a confident smirk on his face. "How can you beat me if you can't come up with your own, original look. I mean come on, the hairstyle belongs to your uncle Raditz and the outfit is the same one Anakin Skywalker wore in Star Wars Episode III."

"You have a point Freeza," replied Gohan. "Don't underestimate me though, I'm not a Complete loser like my father."

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Vegeta smirked as he sat at the other end. "I've beaten you at Complete again Kakarot, that's three times in a row already."

"Yeah…I guess that means I'm a Complete loser."

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Back with Freeza and Gohan.

Gohan was easily able to overpower Freeza and was now dragging him to some kind of clinic. Once inside, Tien, who was wearing a suit and tie, greeted them.

"Greetings Gohan, what brings you to our evil reformers clinic?"

"I've got another patient for you."

"Ah…Freeza, I was wondering when he'd end up here. I guess I'll start by showing you around." Tien led them through the hallways and began the tour.

Their first stop was a room called, 'Anger Management Room.'

"This is our anger management room, run by Vegeta. Vegeta has been highly successful at curbing people's anger.

Inside the room, Vegeta was in his super saiyan state, yelling at the students. "Alright maggots! You will not be angry any more! You will never be angry again! Do I make myself clear?"

"Yes Vegeta," mumbled the students.

"That's Professor Vegeta you idiots!"

"Yes Professor Vegeta," mumbled the students in fearful tones.

"Say it louder!"

"Moving on," said Tien as he ushered them to the next room. "This is our stress relief section. Here, our instructors will guide you through physical exercises that relieve stress."

"You call those posses!" yelled Ginyu as he paced back and forth in front of the students.

"Shall we show them how it's done?" asked Burter.

"That's a wonderful idea," replied Ginyu. Turning back to the students, he said, "now pay close attention. This is how to do it. No pressure now, just keep in mind that Recoome will attack you if you cant get it right the next time."

"Anyway," said Tien as he ushered them to the next room. "Here's Nappa's killer instinct curbing class. Nappa has developed a way to get people to stop killing by having them use their energy for other things."

"And that's how you do the technique," said Nappa. "When your fingers go up, the entire area will explode."

A student raised his hand. "But won't that end up killing people?"

Nappa laughed. "No it won't. You'll just be sending them to the next dimension."

Tien, Freeza and Gohan, then moved on to the next room. It was Goku's 'How to be a Good and Attentive Father Room.'

This was the most random one I had ever written. I purposely left the cliff hanger at the end, because I didn't want to waste time coming up with a way to end the tour. Also, I've curious to know what you think of Gohan's appearance in this story. His clothes in 'The Altered History of Gohan', it's sequel, 'Crossroads of Destiny', and my new story, 'A Different World', are based off of Anakin's costume in Star Wars episode three.