Steve looked at the calendar and his eyes widened instantly. It was February 14th. Okay, that can't be good... Clint had promised to dress into a Cupid and shoot others with arrows. And whoever he shots on the same time have to kiss each other. Since it's Clint, who knows who will have to kiss who?
Gladly, Clint wasn't in his suit yet. He was walking in the room, following Natasha, and singing as loud as possible: "I THINK I WANNA MARRY YOU!"
"Yeah, in your dreams, birdbrain," Natasha answered and Steve couldn't hold back a chuckle. Absolutely everyone had sticked to that nickname for Clint. Even Thor.
Certainly, Clint had noticed the date. Otherwise, he won't be singing right now. Clint looked offended, though it was obviously faked. Then he was suddenly next to Steve, singing: "I never knew I could love anybody, honey, like I'm loving you!"
Steve raised an eyebrow. This song was recorded on the year before Steve joined the army. Where the hell did Clint found that?
Before Steve could respond, Natasha walked to Clint and slapped him. "No cheating, asshole!" And with these words, she left.
Both of them looked after her, stunned. "Lovely girlfriend you have here, birdbrain..."
"Yeah, she's lovely." For Steve's surprise, Clint was totally sincere. Then, he looked at the Captain with a smirk. "What about you?"
"You know I don't have a girlfriend..." Steve rolled his eyes.
Clint chuckled and walked away. Seriously, what's up with everyone today?
"Ouch!" a loud shout filled the room, coming from both Tony and Bruce. Tony looked at his right shoulder, finding a red arrow with a small heart. Bruce's arrow hit him right on his knee (yeah, Clint shot an arrow in his knee). They looked at each other, both of them confused. It was about time Clint came up with manxman pairing. So far, he had NatashaxBruce, ThorxJane, TonyxJane, StevexNatasha, BrucexDarcy, PepperxTony and StevexPepper.
They were all sitting in the living room, watching some kind of movie. If that's called watching... Thor and Jane were spending their time kissing, Bruce was reading (like always when their supposed to watch a movie), Natasha was pretending that she doesn't pay attention to the movie but failed miserably, Tony was annoying absolutely everyone, Pepper was trying to control Tony, Darcy wasn't even in the room, Steve didn't actually like the movie because there was too much cold (yeah, okay, they were watching Titanic, okay?), Clint was sitting in his nest and shooting others.
As Tony and Bruce shouted, Steve instantly stiffened and felt a wave of jealousy roll over him. He caught Pepper's eyes turn to him and then back at Tony and Bruce. When the confusion disappeared, Tony smirked playfully. And that can't mean anything good, right? He jumped on Bruce, crashing behind Thor's back. Right on that moment, Darcy walked in the room and squeaked, before running to them and looking if they're actually kissing (no cheating is allowed).
"C'mon, Stark, that's the best you can?" she asked, laughing. "By that jump, I was expecting something more."
"I had to kiss him, not make out with him," came Tony's voice.
"Then why did you jump like that?"
"Shh, I've got a secret plan!"
Darcy rolled his eyes and helped the two men up. Tony looked a little nervous, as his eyes moved from one Avenger to the other. Bruce adjusted his glasses and wiped his mouth clean.
Steve realized he had been biting his lip and he quickly stopped it, but he already noticed Tony's amused smirk. He shot the man a glare, so Tony looked quickly away and started to talk with Pepper.
Natasha's eyes snapped away from the TV and she looked at Steve for a second, before standing up and walking to the man. "May I ask you to come with me?"
"What for?"
"I need your help."
Steve raised an eyebrow, but stood up and followed Natasha. She was walking towards the piano in the other side of the room. Did she expect Steve to play something?
As he walked past Tony and Pepper, he felt a sharp, yet not actually hurting, pain in his arm. He looked at his right arm and found the arrow that he had seen on him for two times today. He turned his gaze quickly to the team, looking for the other arrow. For his surprise, it was right next to him, in Tony's stomach. The brunette took it in his hand, held it in front his face and looked at it with a curious look. "Why am I the one who gets the most arrows?"
Steve looked at Clint, who seemed quite satisfied with himself. "Tony? Seriously?"
"What?" he asked back. "I like Stony."
"Sto-What?"
"Stony. You know, Superhusbands?"
"You expect me to kiss Steve?" Tony asked. Clint just smirked as an answer. "Oh sweet god, please help me..."
"Do you want me to take your arrow?" Thor asked from the other side of Bruce. "I don't have anything against kissing Steven, but my beautiful girlfriend over here won't like it."
"I wasn't talking about you, Thor," Tony said and turned back to Clint. "I am not kissing him and you know it too!"
"Yeah, well, I'm sorry, but rules are rules. No cheating!"
"I'm going to cheat then."
"The rules are rules," Steve said, looking at Tony. He himself didn't actually want to kiss Tony either, at least not in front others, but the rules said that at least someone from the team has to be there. "Look, I don't want it more than you do" Oh, those lies... "but you agreed with the rules."
Tony stared at Steve for a few seconds, before grabbing a vase from the table next to him and sending it towards Clint. Everyone in the room jumped, as the vase crashed against the ceiling and the pieces of it fell on the floor.
"What the hell are you doing, Stark?" Steve basically yelled at Tony. "You do realize it could've hit Clint?!"
"I know! That's why I did it!" Tony said, standing up.
"Why are you so stupid?"
"Why are you so retarded?"
"Dumbass!"
"Moron!"
"Idiot!"
"Cretin!"
"If I wouldn't love you so much, I would kill you right here and now!"
"Then just-" Tony stumbled back a bit, tilting his head to his left side. "You what?"
Steve froze, as he realized what he just said. And of course, everyone else were also stunned (let's not count Pepper here, okay?). Steve's face turned slightly pink, until it was at least 10 shades of red. "Crap... Sorry, Tony, I-" He was cut off by Tony's lips.
Unfortunately, Tony moved away too fast, leaving Steve want more. "You're so cute when you blush..." he muttered silently against Steve's lips, before kissing him again.
"MY FIRST KISS WENT A LITTLE LIKE THIS!" Clint screamed and did some kissing sound. "AND TWIST" Two more kissing sounds. "AND TWIST!"
"BARTON!"
Reason 11: Our latest Valentine's day was the weirdest thing ever.