Warning: Right off the bat, Tara will be insulting American schools. You have been warned.

Chapter 12.

AN: stop f,aing ok hargrid is a pedo

Really? I thought he just thought Ebony was a fifty year old woman. *Face being the picture of innocence*

2 a lot of ppl in amerikan skoolz r lik dat I wunted 2 adres da ishu!

Oh how wrong you are, bitch. Heheheh.

how du u no snap iant kristian

Because does he look like some emotionless girl who played Bella Swan?

Oh, abd did you mean Christian? Try to learn to spell.

plus hargrid isn't really in luv wif ebony dat was sedric ok!

Sedric? Does anyone know what she is trying to spell?

I was about to slit my wrists again with the silver knife that Drago

Who's Drago? You're other boyfriend?

had given me in case anything happened to him. He had told me to use it valiantly against an enemy

Hm, he seems like a decent boyfriend, if only he knew about Draco.

but I knew that we must both go together.

Oh, please do!

"NO!" I THOUGHT IT WAS HAIRgrid but it was Vampire.

Lolwut?

He started to scream. "OMFG! NOOOOO! MY SCAR HURTS!"

Can this be...is he dying...? PARTY!

and then….. his eyes rolled up! You could only see his red whites.

Yeah, you can't have whites be red, then they are red, and vice versa.

I stopped. "How did u know?"

"I saw it! And my scar turned back into the lightning bolt!"

"NO!" I ran up closer. "I thought you didn't have a scar anymore!" I shouted.

The fuck is going on?

"I do but Diabolo changed it into a pentagram for me and I always cover it up with foundation." he said back. "Anyway my scar hurt and it turned back into the lightning bolt! Save me!

And what is wrong with a lightning bolt scar?

then I had a vision of what was happening to Draco….Volfemort has him bondage!"

I so wanna yell this out next time MC asks me if I've seen someone or something.

*Enter Spade's Mental Theater*

MC- Spades, have you seen my cat Tiny? Haven't seen her all day.

Spades- VOLFEMORT HAS HER IN BONDAGE!

MC-...Yeah...you're in-fucking-sane. I'm leaving.

*Exit Spade's Mental Theater*

Anyway I was in the school nurse's office now recovering from my slit wrists.

You say you're a vampire who can't die from that, why the hell do you need to recover from it?

Snap and Loopin and HAHRID were there too.

Oh, is HAHRID a brother of Hagrids?

They were going to St. Mango's

The hospital where vegetables who think they are fruit go to.

after they recovered cause they were pedofiles and you can't have those fucking pervs teaching in a school with lots of hot gurlz.

Yeah, I can see where there can be a lot wrong with having pedophiles teaching a school but you're missing one important piece of information:

Harry. Used. The. Killing. Curse. On. Them.

Dumbledore had constipated the cideo camera

Hehehehehehehe... I don't think I need to make a joke here. It's already to funny.

they took of me naked.

...you were wearing a dress.

I put up my middle finger at them.

This girl is a bitch. I don't think anyone would care if she died.

Anyway Hargrid came into my hospital bed holding a bouquet of pink roses.

Awww...how sweet of him. A little creepy, but still sweet. Now, is there a tiny Acromantula in there to kill her? Are the flowers filled with poison?

"Enoby I need to tell u somethnig." he said in a v. serious voice, giving me the roses.

Hagrid- I am really the Grim Reaper. I am here to kill you. Bye.

"Fuck off." I told him. "You know I fucking hate the color pink anyway,

Bitch.

and I don't like fucked up preps like you." I snapped. Hargrid had been mean to me before for being gottik.

Yet isn't he in your band? Isn't one of the more cliché romances where two people who hate each other end up together?

"No Enoby." Hargrid says. "Those are not roses."

The fuck are they then? They sure look like roses. *Smells the not-roses* Oh, you turned a bunch of Tulips to look like Roses.

"What, are they goffs too you poser prep?" I asked cause I was angry that he had brought me pink roses.

...You're angry because he brought you flowers...

I would love for a guy to give me flowers. I don't give a shit if they are pink or even the color blarg, flowers are sweet and it's sweet if a boy gives you them.

"I saved your life!" He yelled angrily.

When did he do that? Hagrid! You should have let her die!

"No you didn't I replied."

Yes I did

No You didn't

Yes

No

Yes

No

"You saved me from getting a Paris Hilton p- video made from your shower scene and being vued by Snap and Loopin." Who MASTABATED (c is dat speld rong)

Masturbated is the correct spelling. So the answer is, yes.

to it he added silently.

Why silently?

"Whatever!" I yelled angirly.

He pointed his wand at the pink roses.

Ah, here we go.

"These aren't roses." He suddenly looked at them with an evil look in his eye and muttered Well If you wanted Honesty that's all you haD TO SAY! .

"That's not a spell that's an MCR song." I corrected him wisely.

"I know, I was just warming up my vocal cordes."

Of course, you can't cast a spell without warming up the voice.

Then he screamed. "Petulus merengo mi kremicli romacio

Mi Kremicli Romacio? Seriously? SERIOUSLY?

(4 all u cool goffic mcr fans out, there, that is a tribute! specially for raven I love you girl!)imo noto okayo!"

...This is just painful.

And then the roses turned into a huge black flame floating in the middle of the air. And it was black.

Welcome back to the Department of Redundancy Department, Ebony.

Now I knew he wasn't a prep.

Why? Cuz he can make a giant black fire ball? I used to have an character I made when I was little for a game with MC. He could do that, his attack was summoning flames straight from hell. He wasn't Gothic. He wasn't a prep either...He was a prince/genius inventor with a demon counterpart living in his head.

MC just had some fairy fox princess.

...The fuck were we doing as kids?...

"OK I believe you now wtf is Drako?"

What about Draco? And Drago?

Hairgrid rolled his eyes. I looked into the balls of flame but I could c nothing.

Welcome to stupidity, Hairgrid. and of course you can't see anything.

"U c, Enobby," Dumblydore said, watching the two of us watching the flame. "2 c wht iz n da flmes(HAHA U REVIEWRS FLAMES GEDDIT)

You suck at jokes.

u mst find urslf 1st, k?"

She must realize she is in a shitty story

"I HAVE FOUND MYSELF OK YOU MEAN OLD MAN!" Hargrid yelled. dUMBLydore lookd shockd. I guess he didn't have a headache or else he would have said something back.

Wasn't Dumbledore talking to Ebony?

Hairgrid stormed off back into his bed. "U r a liar, prof dumbledoree!"

No he isn't.

Anyway when I got better I went upstairs and put on a black leather minidress that was all ripped on the ends with lace on it. There was some corset stuff on the front. Then I put on black fishnets and black high-heeled boots with pictures of Billie Joe Armstrong on them.

I'm imagining the pictures on the bottom of the shoes, so she's stepping on them.

I put my hair all out around me so I looked like Samara from the Ring (if u don't know who she iz ur a prep so fuk off!)

No...

YOU ARE A PREP!

Ha.

and I put on blood-red lipstick, black eyeliner and black lip gloss.

I don't wear lipstick or lip gloss, but can we put the two on at once?

"You look kawai, girl."

IF you're going to say it, spell it right.

B'loody Mary said sadly. "Fangs (geddit) you do too." I said sadly too, but I was still upset.

Of course.

I slit both of my wrists feeling totally depressed and I sucked all the blood.

If vampires had blood of their own, they wouldn't need to drink the blood from others.

I cried again in my bathroom and put the shades on so Snap and Loopin couldn't spy on me this time. I went to some classes. Vampire was in the Hair of Magical Magic Creatures. He looked all depressed because Draco had disappeared and he had used to be in love with Draco.

I feel like puking right now.

He was sucking some blood from a Hufflepuff.

"Hi." he said in a depressed way. "Hi back." I said in an wquallysaid way.

I wanna say something in a qwually way.

We both looked at each other for some time. Harry had beautiful red gothic eyes so much like Dracos.

Eye doctor. Now.

Then… we jumped on each other and started screwing each other.

Called it! She is a slut!

"STOP IT NOW YOU HORNY SIMPLETONS!" shouted Professor McGoggle who was watching us and so was everyone else.

They are horny sluts!

"Vampire you fucker!" I said slapping him. "Stop trying to screw me. You know I loved Draco!"

You're the one who was joining the fun.

I shouted and then I ran away angrily.

Hypocrite.

Just then he started to scream. "OMFG! NOOOOO! MY SCAR HURTS!" and then….. his eyes rolled up! You could only see his red whites.

"NO!" I ran up closer.

"I thought you didn't have a scar anymore!" I shouted.

"I do but Diabolo changed it into a pentagram for me and I always cover it up with foundation." he said back. "Anyway my scar hurt and then I had a vision of what was happening to Draco….Volfemort has him bondage!"

Didn't we already have that?

SPECIAL FANGZ 2 RAVEN MY GOFFIX BLOOD SISTA WTF UR SUPPOZD 2 RIT DIS!11111111

*Rolls eyes*

HEY RAVEN DO U KNOW WHERE MY SWEATER I

You know, I always hated it when people left messages like that to their friends. PM Them or text them.