Chapter 12: The Magical Mystery is Solved

Haru looked at Dumbledore's card again, it mentioned facts about Dumbledore's life, such as he discovered the 12 known uses for Dragon's Blood and that he was fan of 10 pin bowling. But the most important was that he was an alchemy partner of Nicolas Flamel. So he met with the others (minus Hina was still going cold turkey) in the library.

"I remember now." Said Hermione, "I checked out a book a few months ago for some light reading."

Hermione went to get the book and it was a massive book.

"That's light reading?" asked Ron.

"She's a friend of my mom… a friendship based around reading." Said Tom, "I'm not surprised that considered light reading."

Hermione opened the book to the page, they all looked inside of it., they read on what he did, he was obviously an alchemist, he was also the only know maker of the Philosophers Stone.

"A stone that can turn other metals into gold and can create the elixir of life." Read Maya.

"Who would want that?" asked Yosopp.

"Probably a really short alchemist missing an arm and a leg." Said Haru.

"Yeah… and his brother is just a soul in a suit of armor." Laughed Tom.

"This is serous." Said Nojiko kicking the two in the head.

"And besides… we're missing the other joke here. Our mom would want it if she found out about it." Said Kaien.

Nojiko glared at her twin brother, causing him to slink away.

"Well now we know the mystery." Said Haru, "Unless something happens, everything is okay."

"Unless someone tries to steal it." Said Hermione.

"Oh yeah… and it's probably going to be Snape." Said Haru.

That was when Fred and George saw them and headed towards them.

"Hey Haru, we have bad news." Said Fred.

"What?" asked Haru.

"We heard Snape is going to be the referee for our next Quidditch Game." Said George.

"Oh shit!" muttered Haru.

As they were leaving the library they saw Neville and Draco on the ground glaring at each other. Neville legs were locked together while Draco's leg looked injured as did Neville's arm.

"What happened?" asked Haru.

"He used the Leg Locker Curse on me." Said Neville.

"He touched my leg, and did something weird to it." Said Draco.

Maya walked over to Draco and examined his leg.

"So… I take it daddy taught you how to use the impact dial didn't he?" asked Maya.

Neville held up his injured arm and taped to it was an impact dial.

Haru whistled, "Wow an impact Dial… I'm impressed." He said.

"Yeah Usopp gave me one." Said Neville.

"Did you really stand up for yourself?" asked Maya.

Neville nodded, "Your dad told me that even if it seems like I'm going to lose that I shouldn't be afford and that I should stand up for myself." He explained.

"That's great Neville." Said Haru.

"I cant belie I was done in by a Muggle Device." Muttered Draco.

"I really doubt Muggles would use these." Said Haru with a smirk, "Dials are nearly impossible to get… out of the sky… I doubt Muggles here can even use them."

Draco gritted his teeth.

Tom and Yosopp helped up Neville, while Maya took a picture of him.

"Hey Haru…" said Fred.

"Can you give us some of those Dials?" said George.

"Of course!" Haru, "I'm sure they can make for an awesome prank."

And so they left to find someone who knew the counter-curse.

"You better come back here right now!" shouted Draco.

But no one would come for a very long time…

And so Haru promptly forgot about the Philosophers Stone… again and focused on trying to get the snitch in the Hufflepuff game.

And that's when Game Day rolled around.

It was also during this time that Hina fully recovered form her addiction, that morning during breakfast, Hermione and Hina were talking about the latest events.

"So… you guys found out what Snape is after?" asked Hina.

"How do you even know that Snape is even after it?" asked Hermione.

"Because he's a suspicious jackass who seems to be someone who's after something." Said Hina.

Hermione sighed, "The school is guarding the Philosophers Stone." Said Hermione, "It's a stone that can create the Elixir of Life and can turn any metal into gold."

"Oh… okay… that sounds interesting" said Hina, "So is it true that Snape is referring the next game."

"Yes is it, but I don't think he could be that biased." Said Hermione.

"You've never been to a Davy Back fight… the referee is always a member of Foxy's Crew… and they are so biased you know they're trying to treat."

"But we're playing Hufflepuff." Said Hermione.

"But hates Haru…" said Hina, "Don't worry… I have a plan for him to get his."

Hermione sighed… she was silently wondering if she was still effected by her addiction.

And so the game rolled around, it wasn't much of a game, though everyone could tell that Snape was being biased…

Fortunately Haru caught the snitch in 5 minutes.

Just when the game was called… it happened.

Somehow Salome (Hancock's giant snake) was driving the Shiro Mokuba 1, running over Snape.

Everyone was confused…

"Did a giant snake just run over Snape?" asked Seamus.

Hina was laughed really hard when this happened.

"This is your doing is it?" asked Nojiko.

"How did you the snake to do that?" asked Ron.

"The easy part was teaching it how to drive the waiver, the hard part was doing that right moment." Said Hina with a big grin.

The Staff Box, the Straw Hats watched.

"Salome can drive the waiver?" asked Nami.

"Apparently Hina taught him how to." Said Hancock.

"I'm guess the hard part was getting him to drive in at the right time." Laughed Luffy.

It was after the game that Haru remembered about the Philosophers Stone once again.

That night he, Hermione and Ron went into Hagrid's Hut. They needed to confirm their suspicion about it.

"So Hagrid, is it the Philosophers Stone in the school?" asked Haru.

"I thought we were going to go into easily?" asked Hermione.

"Um… oops…" laughed Haru.

"How did you find out about it?" asked Hagrid.

"We found out though studying." Said Haru.

"Don't go sticking your noses in it. It will just cause problems." Said Hagrid.

"That won't work on me… I'm immune to that sentence!" said Haru, he then wiped his sweaty brow, "It's hot in here, are you cooking something."

"No… I'm just hatching a dragon's egg." Said Hagrid.

"Oh I see." Said Haru like it was nothing.

A few seconds later…

"You're doing what!" yelled Haru.

Next Time: Haru and Draco get into a prank war. How does this happen? Well let's just say Draco should learn that you do not mess with a Monkey's food. Meanwhile Luffy helps Hagrid train his new baby dragon. What will happen? Find out next time!

A/N: I am not a fan of FMA, but you all have to agree with me that joke had to be done, right?