Sly Cooper fanfic9

Okay now, this was from the Three Stooges, the episode Malice in the Palace, my favorite. My disclaimer; I do not own the Three Stooges, just a few DVDs...

Set after Dead Men Tell No Tales, and before the Cooper Vault Job(BCVJ). The adventures that were never told...

Sequel to Melancholy and Repent...

Untold Chronicles...

Deception

After the "cooking" was done, the kitchen falling silent, Adams and Freddy, as well as the two gentlemen, took deep breaths and tried to call down, crept out by the sound of the dog and cat put under a harsh fate, not only was that the worse part, but now that they were prepared into food, it was most likely that Fitz was going to serve them to the customers.

With that, they watched as the coyote walked into the room, a tray of two dishes balanced in his hand. He whistled as he placed both plates of "food" on the tables, each in front of the two gentlemen.

"Well, eat up and enjoy now. 'Hope you like, it was prepared especially," he commented, smiling as he left them be.

With the cook of the so called meal gone, the gentlemen looked at the food and back at the doberman and possum, who shared the same facial expressions; horrified.

The gentlemen both stood up, "Sit down," one of them ordered.

"Oh no, I'm just fine, thank you. I'll just stand while you eat," Freddy replied.

"Sit down, now!" he repeated, they both pulled out a knife.

"Okay. Okay, take it easy," Adams said, as he and Freddy slowly sat down in their seats.

"Now, eat your abomination!" The other man ordered, extending his knife.

Meanwhile, underneath the table, the still living dog and cat prowled underneath the table, curiously. As the Freddy reached for the hot dogs, he heard a "ruff!" which made him jump.

"Did you hear something?" the possum asked, nervously.

"Sorry to say, yes," Adams replied, who was just as frightened. He reached for the rabbit, just as the cat cried, "Meow." With that, they both stood up immediately.

"Sit down!" the two gentlemen ordered, wanting the two waiters to be punished for their crime.

Both Freddy and Adams sat back down, the possum curiously placed his hand on the hot dogs and began to pet, while doing so, he could hear the sound of a dog whining happily. All four were shocked. The doberman began to pet the rabbit, which he thought was the cat, and began to hear a purr, followed by a "meow."

Freddy curiously took some pepper and shook some of it on the hot dogs, the pepper flew underneath the table and caught with the real canine's nose, causing it to sneeze. "Oh, bless you," he said, suddenly realizing the effect. With the thought, he began to whine and cry himself, all the while, Adams appeared to follow in, both were freaking out.

"Eat!" the gentlemen ordered.

Adams could not believe what was happening, "This just can't be," he prayed. He poked the rabbit, which only triggered silence. He poked again and began to smile, was it all just their imagination? Freddy smiled too, reaching for the cup of water and began to drink it down. The doberman poked harder, only to trigger a loud, angry "Meow!" which caused Freddy to spit out his mouth full of water all over the table.

Suddenly, Fitz walked in, "Sorry, forgot the ketchup and mustard," he apologized. One of the gentlemen turned his attention to the coyote.

"So, you are the perpetrator of this crime. Sit down and eat!" he ordered.

"If you say so. The customer's always right," Fitz replied, sitting right beside Adams and began to dig in. He took a bite out of the rabbit and chewed it down, as well as reaching for a hot dog, dipping it into the mustard, and eating it. They were all shocked, all the while the coyote was eating the meal, not a sound was heard.

With the clear sign, the two gentlemen immediately sat down, pushing the three employees out of the way, and began to dig in. Fitz placed his hands on his hips as he enjoyed the fact that people were enjoying his cooking. Freddy reached for a hot dog, with the thought that it was safe, and retracted it, only to have it knocked out of his hand by one of the customers.

The discarded hot dog fell on the floor, next to the two animals under the table. The dog reached and grabbed the hot dog with its mouth, and the cat, who was angry at having the only piece of food to fall to them be claimed by his natural enemy, growled and swiped at the dog. All the while, they both made a loud noise that caused everyone to jump, flipping the table over.

Suddenly, they all saw the dog and cat, alive and unharmed, and as they watched them prowl away, Adams turned to Fitz, "What's the big idea?" he asked, angry.

"What do you mean? What did I do?" the coyote asked.

With that, after just experiencing what they believed was a joke, the two gentlemen turned and left, without paying. Speaking of which, the manager O'Dolph walked out to check on his three employees, noticing the turned table.

"What in heaven's name happened? Where are the customers?" he asked, turning to the employees.

"Oh. They left without paying," Freddy answered, only to be slapped upside the head by Adams.

O'Dolph put on an angry look, "Well, then in that case, I have a new assignment for you for now," he said, walking over to the broom closest and handing them all a broom, "you can clean up this mess!"

As the monkey left, Freddy looked at his broom and chuckled, "Hey, here's one. I'm gonna sweep the floor with this broom," he joked. Fitz's and Adams' response, instead of a laugh, they swung their brooms and tripped the possum, causing him to fall on his rear.

R&R...