Hansel & Gretel-Pokeluver_97
Hehehe! I'm not really sure if I got the story right, but here(pretty long)...
Hansel: Ruby
Gretel: Sapphire
Evil Witch: (guess who!)Green
Hansel& Gretel's Mom: Blue
Hansel& Gretel's Dad: Yellow
Narrator: Dia
Scriptwriter/ Director: Silver(???)
Audience: Other DexHolders
REHEARSAL
Green: WHAT???!!!
Red: Come on, you had your break.
Green: That was only once! Who did the casting anyway?!
Silver: That would be me...
Green: You...
PERFORMANCE
Dia: Hello folks! Today we'll be presenting Poke-Hansel& Gretel
Audience(except Gold): *applaud*
Gold: (Silver wrote it so...) ...zzz...
Dia: Once upon a time, there lived a poor family...
Blue: That's it!!! You two are only a liability to the family! you're banished!
Yellow: *sob, sob(fake tears)*
Ruby& Sapphire: HUH?
Blue: You heard me! I said you're banished! Now GET OUT!!! *kicks Ruby & Sapphire out the door*
Dia: While Hansel& Gretel where in the woods, they find a house made of candy. YAY!!! CANDY!!! *gets away from the mic and bites the candy house*
Everyone: (HEY!!! WHAT ARE YOU DOING!!!!)
Audience(except Gold): (Was it really made of candy?)
Gold:...zzz...
Dia: It's so yummy! *gets pulled away by Silver*
Green:...
Silver: (well...)
Green: *through gritted teeth* Hello. Little. Children. Would. You. Like. Some. More. Candy.
Ruby& Sapphire: *nod*
Green: Here. You. Go. Children. *hands a bowl of candy to Ruby& Sapphire*
Ruby: *grabs the bowl*
Sapphire: *digs in*
Ruby: *mental facepalm* (sigh... she eats like a pig)
Later...
Dia: What Hansel and Gretel didn't know was that the old lady wanted to eat them, and speaking of eating, I'm hungry. Silver can I eat the candy house now?
Silver: *facepalm*
Green: Oh. Dear. Hansel. Would. You. Stick. Your. Head. In. The. Oven. For. Me. (God, kill me NOW!)
Ruby: How?
Green: I SAID STICK YOUR HEAD IN THE OVEN, STUPID!!!!!!!!!
Silver:... *glares at Green*
Green: (AAARRRGGGHHH!!!!!!) Here. Sweetie. Let. Me. Show. You. *switches places with Ruby and sticks his head in the "oven" and Ruby pushes him(but unfortunately there wasn't really an oven or fake oven) and lands onto the audience (onto Gold)*
Gold: HEY! I WAS SLEEPING!!!
Ruby: *stares blankly at the situation*
Yellow: (Don't just stand there, save the show!)
Ruby: Uh... Gretel, the witch isn't here right now! let's escape while we can!
Sapphire: Sorry, but I don't like being seen with stupid, FORGETFUL people.
Ruby:...???
Meanwhile...
Gold: HOW DARE YOU WAKE ME FROM MY SLEEP!!!!!!!!
Green: (WHY DIDN'T I JUST DIE INSTEAD OF LANDING ON HIM???!!!) YOU WOULD'VE SEEN ME IF YOU WEREN'T SLEEPING!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Silver: Enough! You *points at Green* get back on stage!
Green: HAH!!! yeah, right! I'm outta here!!! *leaves*
Gold& Silver: *fight (no surprise)*
The fight was getting closer to Ruby & Sapphire
Crys: Ruby! Sapphire! Look out!!!!!!!
Ruby & Sapphire:
Ruby: *grabs Sapphire's hand and runs toward Yellow(who was on the other side of the stage)*
Sapphire: *blushes*
Yellow: Hansel! Gretel! You're home! *hugs Ruby& Sapphire*
Gold & Silver: *still fighting (in th middle of the stage)*
Dia: And that was Poke-Hansel and Gretel!
Everyone(except Gold, Silver, & Green): THE END
Dia: Hooray!!! let's eat! Candy, anyone?!
Everyone(except Gold, Silver & Green): YAY!!!
Gold& Silver: *still fighting*
Green: *in men's bathroom, wishing to die of humiliation*
Hehehe! wondering why I made Silver scripwriter/director? me too...