"Kurt and Blaine, I hate to ruin the sentimental moment, but your dad wants to go out for brunch with us. He just called. We're meeting him in an hour." Rachel screamed into the boy's bedroom, pounding on the door. Kurt and Blaine untangled their sweat-glazed bodies, and got up to shower. Kurt went first, and emerged from the shower 15 minutes later. He began to dress in a navy blue t-shirt, sweater vest, and bow tie combo matched with coordinating white skinny jeans. Blaine ran into the shower, and came out in a navy blue collared shirt, a tie (the same color as Kurt's), and white skinny jeans.
"Blaine, did you really plan this out?"
"Why? I thought you might like something as cliché as coordinating outfits?"
"I absolutely love it. Thank you." Kurt gave Blaine a quick kiss on the lips.
"Hey, guys, we should probably get going. Sorry to err. Interrupt." Finn said, looking away, having seen their kiss.
Brunch was uneventful. The flight home was uneventful as well. Rachel and Blaine were both dropped off at their respective homes, and Finn, Kurt, Carole, and Burt, returned to the Hummel-Hudson household.
"So, boys, what was your favorite part of the trip?" Carole asked innocently.
Finn was about to say "I had amazing sex with Rachel. It wasn't my first time, but it was my first time with someone I truly loved. It was so fantastic," but he bit his tongue and instead replied, "the beach," overlooking the fact that he and Rachel had not been to the beach one time during the trip.
"What about you, Kurt?" Burt asked. Kurt was about to say something similar to Finn's thought, but he also bit his tongue and replied, "I liked the beach, too."
"Good. I'm glad you enjoyed the trip." Carole replied.
Burt jumped in. "Kurt, since you've hated the beach since you were a little kid, I'm forced to ask this, even though I'm not sure I want to know the answer. I mean, I already know way too much about your sex life. What was your real favorite part? Was the sex really that good?"
"Well, according to the sounds I heard this morning, it was." Finn added, giving Kurt a smirk.
"Oh Finn, that reminds me of something I've been meaning to ask you. How big are you? 'Cause the way Rachel was screaming last night made me wonder." Neither Burt nor Carole spoke to either of the boys for several hours.