WARNING: Ok, I haven't been writing this story in a while so yea, this is just gonna be a filler till I get use to writing again ok? Anywho. I found this filler quite interesting...funny.

Filler # 1

"Sensei," Kyo called from his bed. "I'm cold."

Sasuke snickered. "Do you wanna sleep with me then?"

Kyo blushed at the question. "Uh. S-sure."

Kyo quickly got out of bed and ran to Sasuke's bed. Sasuke tucked Kyo in and fell asleep facing a wall. Kyo, however, was still awake. He was...well...thinking; about this awkward situation. 'Oh my god...sensei smells weird.' he thought. 'Dammit, he smells like..wait...is that perfume...?' he turned to face his sensei to figure out he was facing him. Eyes wide open and his mouth open like a serial killer. He had a pretend knife in his left hand while he was laying on his right side of the body. Kyo screamed. "Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!" he quickly grabbed a pillow and shoved it into his face. "Ahhhhhhhhhhh!!! SOMEBODY HELP ME!"

Sasuke's arm started swinging wildly in the air scaring Kyo even more. Sasuke started talking throught the pillow. "Kyooooooo!!!!!! I'm gonna kill you!!!!!"

Kyo started to freak out and started screaming even harder, but this time, more like a girl. "Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!"

In the girls room

"Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!"

"Oh my god! Popoka, what was that?" Nana asked in a scared voice.

"I-I don't know. Sounds like a little girls voice. C'mon, let's go see what's happening."

Nana nodded in agreement. "Let's go." They both got out of bed and ran outside of their room. They kept on following the screaming voice of the 'girl' and figured it was coming from Sasuke's room. "Oh my god...this is sensei's room..."

Popoka and Nana stared at each other. "What do you thing he's doing to that girl...Nana?"

"I-I don't know Popoka...I don't even think I want to know...I feel bad for that girl. Do you think we should try to help her?"

"Of course! We shouldn't let a poor little girl get raped by sensei!!!!"

"You're right." They were both about to open the door untill...

Sasuke and Kyo's room

"GYAAAAA!!!! SENSEI! GET AWAY FROM MEEE!!!!" Kyo screamed.

"I'm gonna kill youuuuuuuu." Sasuke wispered in a low haunting voice. His face was still in the same positions as before, just a little bit messier from running around trying the 'kill' Kyo. There were a few pieces of wood sticking out of his hair due to the amount of chairs Kyo's been throwing at him.

The Girls

"I-is that Kyo's voice?" Popoka asked Nana

"I...I think it is...wondering what they're doing."

They both put their heads against the walls listening to the rummage goin on in the room. They could hear girly screams and things breaking. Nana giggled "I bet Sasuke's trying to kill him."

This scared Popoka, "Don't you think we should save him then?"

"No," Nana told her "he deserves this."

"C'mon Nana, he's our team mate though. We have to save him."

"Fine."

Nana opened the door and turned on the lights to find out that Sasuke was definitely scaring Kyo shitless. Sasuke had his hand around Kyo's neck and in the left hand...a...banana? Nana and Popoka started at eachother before they started cracking up.

"NANA! POPKA! HELP ME!!!!!" Kyo shouted.

Nana and Popoka started laughing even harder. Then that's when Sasuke snapped out of his trance.

"Hmmm. Sleep walking's pretty fun actually." Sasuke told them. He went to face his students to see Nana and Popoka on the floor laughing their asses off and Kyo in from of him with eyes full of water, his right hand around his neck, and in his left hand with..."A banana?" he questioned...

If even possible Nana and Popoka started laughing as hard as they possibly could. They laughed so hard that they started crying.

Ok, filler done. I actually enjoyed this filler, anywho, all my Uzumaki Nana fans, i'm goin to continue my story soon! Look forward to it! And please comment!