The Nine Sided Dice:
Jack Spicer's Feelings Episode Seven
(Welcoming music plays. Camera turns to a brown eye, brown hair girl, about fifteen. She's wearing a blue business like dress suit. She's sitting. Her name's Alex, but we will call her, Narrator, sense she narrates my stories).
Narrator: Hello, and welcome to The Nine Sided Dice: Jack Spicer's Feelings! Last episode, Sleepy was here and he almost put he to sleep! (Laughs.) Today's feeling is, (Pauses) Oh, boy. Love.
(Love walks out. Blows kisses at the crowd, and then sits down. He had pink eyes, unlike his brothers.)
Narrator: How lovely it is to see you…
Love: Oh no! I it lovely to see you. (French accent! Predictable as all ways.)
Narrator: Thanks, I guess. Lets get to the questions. (Pulls question out) Oh, boy. (says in a Regretful way) "How do you love?"
Love: Whom do I love? (Looks at Narrator) Why, it is you. (Gets up from chair and bows on one knee.) Alexandra Jacqueline Reon, will you marry me.
Audience: (in shock and awe)
I'm shocked and awe!
They're too young!
It will never work out!
Oh my!
Narrator: I don't know what to say….
Love: Say yes, or break my heart!
Narrator: (Looks at crowd, looks at Love. Love pulled out a ring, oval diamond with rubies, her birthstone.) I'm still speechless…
Love: Please, will you marry me?
(Everyone is in suspense)
Narrator: I….
(Still in suspense)
Narrator: I…
Someone in the audience: Out with it woman!
Narrator: I… I'm sorry.
Love: What?
Audience: What?
Narrator: I can't.
Love: Why not?
Narrator: One, we're too young…
Someone from audience: Told ya!
Narrator: Two, you're evil, and I'm good. It wouldn't work!
Love: I can change! I CAN CHANGE!
Narrator: No.
Love: (Bursting into tears.) Oh my heart! (Grasped heart and keels over. Fake death?)
Narrator: Love, get up. (Love doesn't move) Love? (Still doesn't move) Oh my god!
Someone in the audience: Out of the way! I'm a doctor! (Goes up to Love and checks pulse, than seemingly out of nowhere, takes out x-ray machine) Just as I though; A broken heart.
(Audience gasped)
Doctor: You can't die from it, but it takes a long time to heal.
Love: (groggily) You can't die from it? It feels like I'm dying…
Doctor: Don't worry. Fifty or sixty years and you'll be as good as new! Sort of…
(Ambulance comes and takes Love in a split or whatever it's called. He is put in ambulance truck and they drive off.)
Narrator: Oh my god… Oh, um, that's all the time we have for the show. See you next time on The Nine Sided Dice: Jack Spicer's feelings! (Starts running were ambulance went.) Hold up!
(Closing music plays, credits role, end show, but a little added footage at end…)
(Narrator and Love in hospital room. Narrator by Loves side.)
Narrator: Love, I didn't say I didn't love you, I just want to wait awhile, you know?
Love: (Smiles) I understand….
(They kiss, but don't realize Evil in the background…)
This is the really and truly a romantic
END
Unfortunately, I didn't make up an outfit, but, lets say French out fit, you know, brae, black and whit stripped shirt, and black pants with black shoes. Wee Wee! I also wanted to name his Horny and...you know...