YAYS! I LIVE!!

Number 12: I will Not Accept Any Invites From Tezuka to Go to Hot Springs

"Let's sing our hearts out!!"

"NO, AKAYA! FOR THE FIFTH TIME!! NO SINGING OUR HEARTS OUT!!" Sanada bellowed.

"Yeah…" Niou muttered, very bored. "We need our hearts to live…Who would be stupid enough to sing them out?"

Kirihara sniffled. "Me…" He mumbled sadly.

Niou thwapped the second year on the head, amazing that he would do that while the bus was moving and that he was in the seat in front of Kirihara. "You're stupid then…"

"NIOU-SEMPAI'S BULLYING MEEEEE!!" Kirihara whined, clutching to his head wound. "Marui-sempai!!" He shook the boy next to him. "Save me from Niou-sempai!!"

"Marui-sempai?"

"Zzzzzz…." The red head snored loudly next to Kirihara (and occasionally drooled).

"Screw this!" Kirihara kicked Marui into the lane, where he got trampled/stepped/etc on by random passerbys.

"Now, now Akaya…" Yukimura scolded, smiling his "You better worship me BIOTCH, or you'll regret it" smile. "Don't be so mean to Bunta…"

"I wasn't mean! He didn't save me! What's the point of having a dead body guard?"

Sanada grunted. "We can get off the bus now, Yukimura…" He informed, walking away.

"Ah, I see…lets go, Renji…" Yukimura said, following after Sanada, and Yanagi after Yukimura.

Kirihara sighed and (trampled on Marui) followed along after Yukimura.

Niou stomped on Marui a few times and then walked after Kirihara. Yagyuu scolded him and helped Marui up (though he was still sleeping. WTF).

"Tezuka…it's odd that you would invite us out of all people…" Yukimura greeted as the buchou of Seigaku walked by.

"That's because we addressed the invitations to Atobe…" Tezuka answered.

"…" Tezuka walked away.

Yukimura smiled his "BISH" smile and said as calmly as he could, "Genichirou…"

Sanada rushed over like a dog being called for his favorite meal (if that made sense). "Yes Yukimura?" He asked a bit too happily.

"Is it true that this invitation was addressed to Atobe?" Yukimura asked, shoving the invite in Sanada's (big, fat) nose.

"Y-yes…" Sanada grumbled in a very low voice. "He did give it to me though…

Yukimura gave Sanada the "I know you're hiding something Genichirou, if-you-don't-spill-it-now-you're-probably-going-to-suffer-either-way-so-I-don't-give-a-damn" look. "We'll talk about this later…" He dismissed the poor fukubuchou.

Yanagi gave Sanada a pat on the shoulder. "There, there Genichirou…if something bad ever happens to you, I'll make sure…" He trailed off, thinking for the right word.

Sanada could have just cried. Renji is sooo nice!! "R-Renji…you're…you're…so…"

Before Sanada could utter out whatever he was gonna say, Yanagi cut in and finished, "I'll make sure the team gets a good laugh at you." And smiled. Yes. SMILED.

Sanada sobbed mentally. Such a mean team!! Oh woe is to him!!

"Niou-sempai…Sanada-san's crying…should I give a damn or run away freaked out or…?" Kirihara asked curiously.

"Just ignore him." Niou replied, not paying attention at all.

"Ok!"

Lets skip ahead in time, because Sanada crying is something no one wants to see…

"YAY! BATH! BATH! BATH! BATHHHH!!" Marui and Kirihara chanted excitedly. They ran around in circles like idiots and sang some stupid some that goes something along the lines of, "We're going to the hot springs! We're going to the hot springs!"

Niou threw a brush at them. "SHUT UP!!" He shrieked like Marui when he has a monthly.

The brush hit the mirror (that was for some odd reason placed there) and bounced (for some reason) and hit Sanada square in the face.

"OOH!! YOU'RE IN TROUBLE!!" The red head and the second year chorused.

"Oh shit."

"TARUNDORU!!"

(This scene has been too violent for the younger people of age, so this has been taken out with some idiotic dance that Kirihara and Marui made up.)

(Insert stupid dance here.)

Ooh look!! Looks like the Niou murdering—er…Sanada dancing with Niou is over!! Lets go back to our regularly broadcasted show!!

"NIOUUUUUU!!"

Oh, never mind! Looks like Sanada is still dancing (murdering) Niou!! Lets skip this scene so Marui and Kirihara can have their destined bath!!

BATHBATHBATHBATHBATHRUBBERDUCKYBATHBATHBATHBATH

"Marui-sempai! Marui-sempai!!" Kirihara exclaimed excitedly. "Wanna see Mr. Bonkers?"

"Who's that? Your long lost brain?" Marui muttered sarcastically while tying his hair up in a small (very small) ponytail.

"No! That's my squeaky toy!!" Kirihara scowled as if it was the most OBVIOUS thing in the world. He picked up his toy…er…deformed squeaky thing and squirted water in Marui's hair….making Marui VERY unhappy.

"You….you…" Marui started to think for the right word.

"What? What? Awesome, smexxy, demon?" Kirihara smirked.

"YOU…RETARD!!" Marui screamed, pushing Kirihara into the water.

"…" Kirihara pouted and grumbled angrily.

Niou stumbled in full of scratches. "H-hey…" He greeted in a not-so-well voice.

"Did you get raped?" Marui gasped dramatically, poking one of Niou's cuts.

"OW! NO!" Niou shouted, shoving Marui away. "He (insert a lot of painful tortures Sanada might do here)!! BASTARD!!"

"Niou-kun!!" Yagyuu scolded. "Don't yell bad words when Kirihara-kun is here!"

"I can yell shit whenever I want!!" Was what Niou wanted to scream…but since this is Yagyuu…Niou smiled and said, "I'm sorry, Hiroshi…" in that innocent voice of his.

"That's better…"

Randomly, Kirihara pulled out his scrub toys and ran up to Niou. "Niou-sempai!!" He cried like a three year old. "Can I scrub your back?"

"NO!! ONLY HIROSHI CAN DO THAT!!" Niou yelled, running away.

"NOOOO!! BUT I WANNA SCRUB SOMEONE'S BACK!!" Kirihara whined, running after Niou with a bucket of bath toys. "I'LL WASH YOUR HAIR TOO!!"

"NO! NO! NO! NO!! NO ONE TOUCHES MY HAIR!!" Niou made a jump over Sanada who was bent down to pick up his hat. Sanada got brain scarred since the only thing Niou was wearing was a towel.

Kirihara crashed into Sanada. "Sanada-san…Can I scrub your back?" He asked hopefully with sparklies in his eyes.

Sanada was about to say no, when Yukimura said, "Of course you can, Akaya!" and smiled. Just SMILED. WOW.

The fukubuchou wanted to kill himself. WTF! WHY WORLD?! "F-F-fine…" He grumbled.

So, Kirihara went and scrubbed Sanada's back. We're not gonna describe this because we don't want to know what Sanada's old man back looked like. Seriously, who would want to know that?

Now, it was time to sleep. Kirihara decided to snuggle in between Yanagi-san/mom and Yukimura/Mura-buchou/god/mom number 2. "Nighty night…" He murmured before falling asleep.

Yukimura was smiling. "Ahh…Akaya is so cute." He commented, petting Kirihara on the head.

Yanagi put down his book. "Yup…poor Genichirou…he's sleeping next to Jackal…"

"Good night, best friend!" Jackal (A.K.A. Uncle Earl) said before covering his (bald) head completely with his bed sheets.

Sanada wanted to scream. LOUDLY.

"Ugh!! Hiroshi!! Can we PLEASE move Marui?" Niou grumbled, annoyed that the face Marui was sleeping in between him and Yagyuu.

Yagyuu put down his glasses, "How bad can Marui-kun be? Look, he looks like a little boy in his sleep."

Niou stared at Marui. He only saw a drooling, snoring (loudly), stinky red head that is murmuring about cake in his sleep. WHAT LITTLE BOY?! Does Yagyuu need new glasses?! He grumbled about Yagyuu and Marui and went to sleep. "GOOD NIGHT, HIROSHI."

"No need to raise your voice, Niou-kun, I'm just right here…" Yagyuu answered from behind the giant (fat) wall also known as Marui.

"Marui, move your fat butt outta here!!" Niou complained.

"Zzzzzz…" Was Marui's reply.

"Stupid red head…"

"Good night, Niou-kun…" A yawn.

Niou grumbled.

"Mmm….strawberry cheese cake…I want the big one!!"