Disclaimer: Don't own Naruto

Oh my, you guys can kill me! –draws arms out and expectedly awaits painless death by angry readers-

Silence.

Chirp, chirp.

Snaps one eye open, lazily. Realization dawned "Oh! You guys still love me, huh!"

"I'm so glad you do-" Gets whipped by a hammer across the head.

"What have we learned today, Lorraine?" The black-haired woman asked glancing motherly like, while placing a complete ice bag on he daughter's swollen and throbbing head.

"Never again…update late, Mom" Loli said in a raspy tone before dropping unconscious.

--oo—

Sasuke sighed, he was nibbling on his ramen bowl—which he found quite indulging, meanwhile Sakura was eating her thirteen bowl.

"Hey, Sakura-chan, Sasuke-teme!" Naruto waved, pulling a happy Hinata with him.

"Oi, dobe" Sasuke mumbled lazily.

"Hey, Sasuke-teme! I'm a married man now!" Naruto pressed his fist to his chest, proudly.

Sasuke huffed "Not yet, Don't be getting so cocky"

"Hello…Sakura-chan" Hinata greeted in a small voice, sitting next to the pink-haired beauty.

"Oh, hey, Hinata-chan!" Sakura smiled "I'm really happy for you and Naruto…"

"Oh…" Hinata laugh softly "Thank you…but—I wanted to ask, how is the b-baby?"

"Good! And…full" Sakura said, as she pushed the bowl away gently, Hinata's reaction was to laugh.

Her mind wandered to her hand, she blushed, remembering. Her white eyes turned to look over Sakura and Sasuke, gazing at Naruto.

"Ooh!"

"Is something wrong, Sakura-chan?" Hinata asked, worriedly.

"Don't tell me you're having the baby! I cannot deal with that right now!" Naruto shouted, a little too panicky.

"No, you idiot" Sakura glared at the boy—or man—or engaged man—or Naruto or— "Nothing to worry about, it…kicked" Sakura smiled at the end of the sentence.

"I wanna feel! I wanna feel! I wanna feel!" Naruto beamed, spitting out all the ramen…back into the bowl, he climbed to Sasuke's lap and began patting the bulge.

"NARUTO! GET OFF!" Sasuke yelled, enraged, and…enraged.

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Sakura giggled, leaning back against the soft feathered pillow. Sasuke was just so cute every time he fought with his 'best friend'.

"Sasuke-kun…?" Sakura called, timidly through the dark room.

"Hm…?"

"Do you think Hinata and Naruto will be happy?..."

"Hn…"

"Sasuke-kun…" Sakura whined, desperately needing an answer.

"…"

She snarled, her mood changing drastically in a snap, she began poking the man who needed rest.

"Sakura, stop being so childish!"

"Then…please, answer me"

"I don't know, I don't care, I want to sleep, so should you!"

She scoffed, sitting up forcibly and tickling Sasuke's sides, he sat up with a yelp—glaring at her darkly, not that she could see through the darkness.

"Now, Sasuke-kun…I'm awaiting that an—" She blinked, finding herself shoved against the bed in a rough kiss.

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Kakashi thought Team 7 needed a bit of regrouping so he decided to pull up a little 'family' picnic.

"So, Sakura, how's the baby?"

After 5 minutes of immediate silence, he lowered his book, Sakura was too busy beating the crap out of Naruto, Instead Kakashi turned to the amused Uchiha.

"Sasuke, how's Sakura been?"

Sasuke turned to Kakashi starring blankly at him, so he just pointed out at Sakura who was picking Naruto by his collar and yelling incoherent curses "Like that"

Kakashi couldn't help but smirk at Sasuke's answer, so he sighed and continued to look at his book; it was so nice knowing that team 7 was a winning team:

Past Time:

Sakura Haruno: Obsessed with Sasuke!...he saw the voodoo doll under her pillow, her curtains, bathroom, room, pajamas...um eh...panties? Sasuke Uchiha!

Naruto Uzumaki: Loud-mouthed brat….if he says "Believe it" one more time Kakashi swore he would strangle him to death making him beg for his life as he used his ramen as a dynamite commercial….and…stop ramen production…forever!

Sasuke Uchiha:…cold…iceberg...cold…iceberg…

Present Time:

Sakura Uchiha:…moody, moody…moody…(fat)--pregnant

Naruto Uzumaki: Loud-mouthed brat wanting to be Hokage while getting knocked out by very moody Sakura.

Sasuke Uchiha:...currently afraid of his seventh-month pregnant wife.

"Yup" Kakashi agreed to himself.

--oo—

Sakura was going through a troubling time by now; going to the bathroom was happening more often, sometimes the baby continuously pressed against her bladder. She was often amused while she went to sleep, going into a reposeful position and seeing as the baby changed positions inside her uterus. She found it cute.

Back aches were starting to appear; that would mean little seeing as 30 pounds dropped in on her, she had grown acquainted to leaning her weight to one side and dropping her hand on the space on her lower part of her back.

Emotions and anxiety of birth were overwhelming her, for some reason she felt…frightened.

---oo—

"My daughter is such a wonderful writer isn't she?" –grabs Loli's cheeks cutely-

"Mom, get out of my room" Loli muttered evasively, shifting eyes out of embarrassment.

"Ok, ok, fine— Lorraine…you did do all the housework I told you to do…right?"

"OH, KAMI-SAMA! I FORGOT!" Loli ran out of the room, and closed the laundry door behind her, throwing clothes into the washer rapidly.

Lynette, or Loli's crazy mother sighed "Review…"

"OI, WAIT!" Loli gasped for air "I'm sorry, I haven't update in so long…school started and they drown me with assignments…freaking teacher—" Gasps as soon as she sees mom with Clorox and glaring deeply at her "I was kidding, I love teachers, I—glurg…"