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Chapter 9

It was the result of two luck Blood Gifts interacting, and also the result of an oddly intelligent bunny girl leading a herd of horny pokes. But it wasn't as planned out as it looked really. Its easy to imagine that your being hunted when your surrounded by people, but that doesn't mean you are. Besides you know about Lust Dust, that always makes pokes act a little strange.

You're right it could be great PR if played right. Perhaps some of the Bunnygirls could be given as gifts to important people in order to draw attention to the team.

In defence of the pokegirls a human being raised by animals in the wild could be just as dangerous. I've never seen a person act like that, but you hear stories. And at least if a feral pokegirl does rape you she then tries to make it up to you once the Taming shock wears off. It's a matter of making sure you met the horny ones not the hungry ones. And who could stay mad at a Bunnygirl, they're adorable.

Chapter 10

Mr House sees all. Well nearly all.

Chapter 11

Yes Hunter Thomas is a good character

I know its like the pokegirl world turns into a porno sometimes.

The Hero named Villan

I love myself for being able to work that line into the chapter. It's from the first movie, but it still worked.

Tamer Gothic – Book Three – Battle City

Tamer's Day

The Lucky 38 Casino – Thrill Town

I had to admit that I was impressed. The space Mr House had put aside for people to celebrate Tamer's day was normally used for conventions, or for parties that were hosted by people who had more money than sense, so it was nicely decorated and well furnished. However it was sheer scale of the place that amazed me, it was far to big to have fitted into the casino.

Clearly some Archmage had expanded the internal space, walking into this area was like finding Narina in the back of your wardrobe. Only it was warm in here, and we were still indoors.

"Very impressive" Raven commented as she looked "My mother couldn't have done better".

My alpha rarely talked about her life before hooking with me, so I took this chance to find out more.

"Is your mother good at space expanding?" I inquired.

Ray loved magic so she would talk to me on that subject, even if she didn't like to mention her past.

"I grew up in a magic tower that moves all around the countryside" she told me "Its tall enough to contain a massive library, an alchemy lab, workshop, a few studies and it has lots of living space, but on the outside it looks like an old windmill".

That sounded like a impressive feat of spell casting.

"I'd love to see it one day" I said as my alpha and I navigated the growing crowds "I was thinking about travelling to the Blue League".

Since I had centuries of life ahead of me, barring an unfortunate accident or a successful murder, there was no rush for me to go and win a League Championship. I could afford to spend years just travelling around this strange world.

"We could right after Battle City" I saod "If your feeling homesick".

Ray for some reason decided to change the subject.

"Master, what are you going to call your bunnygirl?" she asked me.

I had already decided that.

"Tara its short for Ostara" I told Raven "Like Branwyn, I named her after a goddess, and since she's a bunnygirl I named Tara after a goddess who was symbolised by an animal called a rabbit".

That made the magic user chuckle.

"Your ancestors had a rabbit goddess" she asked between bouts of laughter "Oh please tell me about her".

This was something I could do, and it was made easier by the fact that Raven knew what a rabbit was.

"Well she's why on my world we have a thing called the Easter Bunny" I informed my alpha "You guys don't celebrate Easter anymore, but hundreds of years ago humans here did. Anyway before it became the date to remember Jesus's rebirth, it was a Pagan holiday to celebrate the arrival of spring".

Ray gave me her full attention so I kept going.

"The story goes that Ostara was feeling just a little bit guilty for arriving late one spring. The season couldn't begin without her and when she started to do whatever it is she needed to make spring, the Goddess Ostara encountered a little rabbit who lay dying on the forest floor. He'd been hibernating all through winter, but because the goddess was late in bringing spring the rabbit had woken up while there were no plants for him to eat".

That was the version I had been told, there were others but I remembered this one very well.

"Filled with compassion, Ostara took him as a pet as she turned him into a snow hare so he could survive better in winter. Eventually things got bad because her pet was having affairs, making babies with lots of girl rabbits" I then said "Women get jealous about that sort of thing".

This time Raven had something to say.

"Why would she care?" my alpha inquired "Did she want his babies?".

I'd been a child when I heard this tale so I hadn't wondered 'why' I'd been busy eating Easter Eggs at the time.

"The old gods and goddess always get jealous in the old stories" I told her "There's no real reason for it".

I waited to find out if there were more questions but there were not.

"Anyway in a fit of anger, the goddess took the rabbit back to the heavens and he ended under the constellation of Orion. He remains there to this day, and he is known to us the constellation Lepus".

Again Raven said nothing so I carried on.

"But being a smart bloke the rabbit decided to make the goddess a gift" I was now saying "Ostara was a fertilely goddess so he painted eggs and gave them to her. The goddess then decided that she would let her pet return to earth once each year to give away his coloured eggs to the children attending the Ostara festivals that were held each spring".

As odd as that all sounded it did at least link Easter Eggs to the Pagan Spring festival, and Greek mythology was far more strange.

"Thus the tradition of the Easter Bunny began and men everywhere learned that if you really piss a woman off you should give her something pretty to calm her down" I finished,

I hadn't been told that very last part but I was sure that the guy who had told me the story had meant that to be the moral of the story.

"That's a stupid story, but its nice name" Raven said before she got distracted by the buffet tables someone had put out "Oh food!".

I let my alpha go pig out and started to look around by myself. My presence here was required by Mr House as he wanted me to read a few announcements later on and I already spoken briefly at a brief lecture this morning. That had been more fun than I had imagined. A room full of Tamers with awkward questions wasn't nearly as scary as a hundred horny pokegirls.

There was another good reason for me to mingle. Team Gothic still had nearly a hundred Bunnygirls to find owners for. There were so many Tamers here that at least a few would be sold. Still I doubted we'd sell them all, so I was considering teleporting around the Kanto Region just to see if anyone I had ever met wanted a pet poke.

"Conquistar Rey!" someone suddenly snarled into my ear.

I was a little jumpy, which was understandable given what had happened recently, and Thomas sneaking up on me didn't help.

"Conquistar Rey!" Tom said again.

I sensed this was personal so I didn't speak on the subject. Instead I followed my friend's eyes and located who he was staring at. He was a man about 5 feet 11 inches tall. He was lean and he had light tanned skin. His hair was spikey on top and cut short on the sides. He wore a plain grey shirt underneath a long black coat that stopped at his knees. Also he had on red-tinted pants with grey armoured shin guards and under those, running shoes. He had two shotgun bandoleers over his chest in a X fashion. But that wasn't the only odd thing he wore, he had on two shoulder guards with theatre comedy mask painted on them, the left one was painted as if freezing in ice and I could make out the other as he was facing away from me.

"He looks odd" I commented.

Truth be told he was one of the most oddly dressed people I'd ever seen, but I had no fashion sense so I wasn't fit to judge.

"He's Conquistar Rey, the bounty hunter" Thomas explained "and he's a pain in my backside".

Naturally I asked for more information and Tom was able to provide it.

"I've been tracking him for some time" my friend explained "His first recorded appearance was right here in Thrill Town at he Pokecenter, he went in carrying a ice maiden. The video footage I saw showed that before passing out, he handed the pokegirl to the Nurse Joy. According to the Joy he said 'save her or I'll kill you all'".

To me that just sounded as if he was very attached to the Ice Maiden.

"The medical report showed that they had suffered from prolonged exposure in a desert environment" I was then told "And they both lacerations and bruises from celestial weapons".

Angel type pokegirls were not known for attacking innocent people so I began to look upon Rey with suspicion.

"Upon further investigation I discovered that were no other witnesses" Tom was now saying "No on noticed them walking up to the pokecenters front door. The cameras in vicinity didn't even show them approaching the center. Which suggests what?".

I didn't need to think on it long.

"You can't teleport directly into a pokecentre" I said "So he teleported right to the front door".

There were enchanted items that let people go where ever they wished. They were rare and expensive, but they did exist.

"Since then I've seen multiple reports that have him appearing at random places across Crimson, Edo, and the Sunshine League" Thomas informed me "These incidents involve him both siding with and going against criminal organizations".

Like the Hunters Guild the Bounty Hunters could get away with things that would see normal Tamers locked up. But there were limits, joining a group of crooks even to destroy them from within, would at least result in an official investigation.

"The organization's that he's sided with all suffered crippling blows" Thomas then told me and "A few were even destroyed the moment he left their group. He should have been locked up, but there's no proof other than the words of criminals, that he was involved. There's no video footage of him or his 'girls anyone he shouldn't have been".

A rogue bounty hunter. I could see why my kind of Hunter would spend a lot of time worrying about that.

"The Nurse Joy told me something else he said: I swear by my blood and soul, I will no longer hide my true personality from the world, I will be my true self no matter what" Thomas said.

That didn't make sense to me, but I had no context for those words.

"Then he proceeded to laugh and walk out the town, all the while laughing and holding his ice maiden" Tom finished.

This all made little sense to me. My friend was acting like this was personal, but it didn't need to be.

"What did he do" I then asked my buddy.

Thomas moved me away the bounty hunter, and towards the buffet were he filled an empty glass from his flask.

"I don't have all the details of what happen next" Thomas said "But what I do know is that after visiting that pokecentre he started bribing and blackmailing a number of tamers with fighting types so they would train him and his 'girls".

That didn't seem like such a bad thing to me. I was taking such lessons, and I paid for them. I was even thinking of finding myself a good archery teacher so I could perfect my use of the bow.

"Then he started information gathering" Thomas told me "And while doing that he learned about reading facial and body language reading".

Again I didn't see the problem.

"He's duelist of moderate skill, he's into clothing alteration, hes got mad gaming skills, he's an encyclopedia when it concerns anything video game/anime related" I was then informed.

Again this all seemed harmless.

"Some of the crooks I spoke to told me he's also into paperwork forgery, and that he has above average knowledge of psychology. He also has an interest regarding conditioning and personality adjusting" Tom was now telling me "And he understands DNA sequencing and moderate a amount physics".

The same could be said for me other than conditioning and personality adjusting parts.

"I can't prove it, but I think he's been experimenting on pokes" Tom then told me "Messing with their heads in order to make them act the way he wants".

Now I could see the problem.

"So we have a smart bounty hunter going around gathering information, and learning combat skill by blackmailing people. While at the same time he's researching how to manipulate people and pokes even more" I summarised "And he's also known for joining Teams so he can take them apart from the inside".

I could not allow this guy to get close to Team Gothic. He might be coming after us because he could be under the impression that we were a criminal group of some sort.

"And he stole a bounty from me" Thomas said.

That explained why it was so personal. This Rey fellow sounded dangerous, but again the same could be said for me, so Tom would only have a mad on for the guy if he had done something to harm Thomas directly. Stealing a bounty was offensive to Hunters of both guilds as it was an attack on their livelihood.

"You know we've done thing that could seem evil to people who don't have all the fact" I pointed out.

My friend didn't want to hear such talk.

"I'll see you later" Thomas said to me as he walked off "I have to go see a guy about a thing".

Smartly I decided not to get involved in whatever my friend was going to get up to next. He might need me to pay his bail later on so it was best not to do anything that could get me arrested. Besides the stall around were begging for my attention.

I was just about to look through some autographed pictures of Tamers when I asked to sign some pictures by some kids who barely looked old enough be Tamers.

"Where did you get these photos?" I inquired of them.

The gang pointed at a stall and I headed over to discover that Amy was running a stall.

"What are you doing?" I demanded to know.

She didn't take long to answer.

"I'm selling photos of you" she said.

That much was obvious.

"I didn't say you could use my image" I told my girlfriend "I have PR people for that".

Thinking that made me realise that they might be able to help me sell some of the Bunnygirls my Team currently owned. The law only gave us a certain amount of time to sell pokes, if we didn't get rid of them all ourselves they'd be taken out of storage and given to a ranch. Which was a good thing in this case because I had exceeded my storage licence by more than ten pokes, which meant I was having to rent more storage space for their pokeballs.

"You did say I could" corrected Amy "You said I could sell stuff to promote Team Gothic and so I am. You're famous right now so I'm exploiting you for profit".

Now that she mentioned it I had told her that I was okay with her setting up a stall here, and then I'd also told her she could take pictures to sell. I just hadn't thought she'd want to cash in on my image like this, but she might not even have a soul so I really shouldn't have been surprised.

"So people..." I started to say.

I was stopped when another tiny Tamer requested that I sign her picture. If she hadn't been so cute I would have told her to get lost, but this world was full of females who looked so adorable they could disarm me with just a look. I hated them a little for having that power.

"Are paying for pictures of a guy who made an ass of himself on TV" I finally finished saying.

Now that I had said it out loud it didn't seem so odd. People on my world did it all the time.

"That show just reminded everyone that a guy from the Kanto Region went from being a nobody to the Shadow Lord of Tamers in six months. our story makes other Tamers think they can succeed" Amy explained "And a lot of those same Tamers will be entering Battle City. They expect you to be all all heroic and inspiring, so act like a celebrity".

I hated the very idea of this.

"But I'm just a guy who had some whacky adventures and was lucky enough to survive" I argued "And I nearly always had help".

Truth be told I wasn't even that special. Harry Porker, this dimension's version of Harry Potter, had done things equally as impressive as I had and he'd started at much younger age than me. Then there was that Indiana Jones like guy they'd had here, his life made my mine seem so boring when they were compared.

"Wow your like so humble and stuff" another tiny Tamer said while holding up a picture for me to autograph "Sign it 'To Lucy love from Gothic, and put some kisses on it".

Since I didn't want to get into an argument with a fourteen year old I just did as she wished. I also then noted that there were a lot of female Tamers here. Clearly the League was making an effort to get more young women into what was considered to be a male dominated carerr.

"I'm going to go find Nikita" I then informed Amy "She never takes advantage of me".

The pokegirl in disguise laughed upon hearing that, but I ignored her and went to spend time with someone who really loved me. I soon found her going through some T2 teaching machines.

"Where's my Bunnygirl" she demanded upon seeing me "Amy got a cute bunny, but you didn't give one to me".

A lot of people wanted things from me today.

"I thought you had a full harem" I said to her.

Truthfully I had long ago lost track of her harem. Heck I kept forgetting who was in mine. Poor Trish and Lizzy, my water/magic types had been in storage for weeks. Or at least they would have been if not for Professor Oak taking them out for exercise and tests.

"No I don't" Nikita corrected "I have a Dominatrix, which you gave me to replace Naambah, a Drow-Zee, a Tigeress, and Charamanada and Golbutt that I caught when we at Mount Moon. That's only five".

Thinking on it I realised that this was the truth.

"Your the one always catching pokegirls and winning them" my long suffering girlfriend then reminded me "And you have more fame, more badges and a lot more money".

I also realised that I hadn't considered any of this. These days I was always focused on Misty or worrying about Illryia. I rarely gave Nikita the attention that she needed from me.

"I'm sorry baby girl" I said to her "I've been so focused on the Team and on Misty that I've been neglecting you".

She didn't seem mad about that, in fact she seemed pleased that I had admitted it.

"Good" she replied "Now you can make it up to me buy giving me a pretty pokegirl".

Then her behaviour changed

"Wanna Bunnygirl. Wanna Bunnygirl. Wanna Bunnygirl. Wanna Bunnygirl. Wanna Bunnygirl" she said while rubbing her chest into mine "Gimmie Gimmie Gimmie".

Again I loathed the fact that anyone acting all cute and harmless could wrap me around their little finger. Nikita knew this too well. I tried to resist, but I made eye contact and all was lost. She might be wearing fish net stockings and knee high boots, but sweet little Becky was still below the surface.

"Okay fine" I told her when I could take no more "I have to stay here a little longer to make an announcement, but when that's done we can go to the pokecentre and you can pick one".

I wondered then if the morale of story I'd told Raven really did make sense, because it seemed to work out in real life.

"Thank you" she said before leaning up to kiss me "You can watch me Tame her if you want".

Normally that would be fun, but I hadn't yet recovered from my outdoor bunnygirl orgy. The idea of sex made my balls ache.

"I'll have to take a rain check" I said to my girlfriend "I'm just not in the mood for that sort of thing".

Nikita was amused.

"Aww my poor man" she said sounding not as sympathetic as I would have liked "Do you want me to kiss it better".

Clearly she had been taking lessons from Misty.

"No let's do some shopping" I replied.

That really amused her.

"Did you Tame so much you stopped being a man?" she asked "Did it like fall off from over use?".

Thankfully every part of my body was still where it was suppose to be.

"No I just want to spoil you" I told her "You deserve it".

She decided this was a good thing and we started buying some T2s. Bunnygirls really needed them.

Author Note

By the way the goddess Ostara is why we have the Easter Bunny. There's a few different versions, that's just the one I remember some hippy telling me. She's also know as Ēostre which is where we get the word Easter from.