Me: Bum bum bum bum bu!

Sakura: Today, I, Sakura Haruno, will be the announcer.

Me: Drum roll please! Do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, DO!

Sakura: Today, we have a special guest star… Sabaku no Gaara…

Gaara: Please tell me you didn't have sugar…

Sakura: Only two gallons… TAKE IT RAP STYLE!

Me: Whidel, bum ba ba bum bum ba, owe owe! OH YEAH!

Sakura: My name is Joe! I have a big toe! Listen to this, MOW, WOW, SO, MOE!

Ino: SAKURA!

Sakura: Yes Ino, who is a dino. DINO! OH YEAH!

Me: Mwa, wha, wha, whaaaaa!

Temari: I'll hold them down, Hinata, you get the shots.

Tenten: You'll need help.

Hinata: Alright, where are the needles?

Me: NEEDLES?! YOU'LL NEVER GET ME ALIVE!

Sakura: YEAH! LET'S RUN AROUND IN CIRCLES, THEY'LL GET TIRED!

Temari: Do they realize that they'll only get tired from running around in circles?

Sakura: KEEP RUNNING!

Tenten: I guess not…

Hinata: GET BACK HERE!



Temari: HINATA! YOU'LL ONLY GET TIRED FROM CHASING THEM!

Sakura: VIOLET, WE NEED MORE ENERGY! MORE SUGAR!

Tenten: NO!

Gaara: While Tenten, Temari, and Hinata get Sakura and Violet, than Violet does not own Naruto.


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Matsuri checked the clock. 12:13, still. Matsuri had been thinking for about an hour, wondering what her last plan should be.

'If I can't get it right on the 10th plan, than what's the point?' Matsuri had asked herself.

This would have to be the best plan ever. Matsuri thought, 'Let's see… there's a Sakura Festival tonight. Haruno is supposed to sing. If I come up, than I can challenge her to a singing contest, and I will win! Many people have told me that I'm a professional!'

Matsuri grinned to herself and went to take a shower. She finished, dried her hair, grabbed the kimono she was wearing to the festival and changed into it. She finished styling her hair and put on some accessories and make up. She was wearing a blue kimono, the same color as her sweater, that had sleeves that actually went to her elbows that went down to her knees. She than wore wooden sandals, a silver bracelet, silver hoop earrings, and her hair down in curls.

She applied pink blush, red lipstick, and blue eye shadow on her face. Amazingly, it was now 6:15.

'What… oh… the clock is wrong,' Matsuri thought, surprising herself.



She walked down to the center of the park, flashing a grin to everyone she walked by. 'We'll sing, 'the boy is mine',' Matsuri thought, flipping her hair over her shoulder.

She arrived there, to right away feel envious. Sakura was in the center of the crowd, being surrounded, blushing lightly, Gaara trying to get through the crowd to her. Sakura was wearing a green kimono with a golden sash, a pink orb, and a red dragon slithering up her leg. The other side had a slit that went mid-thigh. She had on pearl earrings, a gold chain with a silver pendant, and a pair of wooden sandals. Her hair was put in an elegant bun, with chopsticks poked through it.

Getting annoyed, Gaara used his sand to move everyone aside, and took Sakura by the hand. He gave all of the men a Gaara death glare. The men cowered away in fear and left Sakura.

Sakura smiled at Gaara before pecking him on the cheek and saying, "Thank you Panda-chan!"

She then bid him a farewell, walking over to the wooden stage that Temari and Tenten put up. Hinata was fixing the microphone cords, Tenten was fixing the electric guitar, Temari was fixing the electric keyboard, and Ino was fixing up the drums.

Sakura ran over to them, smiling and making short conversation with them. She helped with the microphone headphone, and fixed the speakers.

Hinata was wearing a white kimono with autumn leaves on it, a tan orb, and a tan sash. She was wearing tan eye shadow, pink blush, and clear lip gloss. Her hair was down, reaching her waist, a small bit of it in a braid. Last but not least, she wore wooden sandals.

Tenten wore formal jeans, and a red kimono top with a silver orb and a white sash. She wore wooden sandals, red eye shadow, black eye liner, pink lip gloss, and no blush. Her hair was in two buns, with a red sash in her hair, around her two buns.

Temari wore a black kimono with a white orb, the black kimono having a red dragon wrapping itself around the kimono's collar area. It had a white sash, and she wore wooden sandals with the kimono. She had her hair in the original four 

spiked ponytails, and she wore tan lipstick, black eye liner and black mascara, and that was about it.

Ino wore a purple kimono that had blue flowers on it, a blue sash and a blue orb, wooden sandals, her hair in a pony tail with a blue flower in her hair, and a diamond necklace that Kankuro had bought her. She wore purple eye shadow, black mascara, pink sparkling lip gloss, and red blush.

Sakura put on the microphone headset, and spoke into it, "Test 1, test 2, test 3."

She motioned for the other girls to take their positions, and she went to the front of the stage.

"Alright you Sand shinobis, today during the Sakura festival, us Konoha ninjas… and one Sand ninja, the Black Cherry Blossoms," Sakura shouted happily.

Tenten grabbed her drumsticks, Temari got behind the electric piano, Ino took the guitar, Hinata went behind the microphone stand as the backup singer, and Sakura adjusted the headphone set again.

"Okay, here's our first song, 'Earth, wind, water, and fire'! This is dedicated to my boyfriend Panda-chan!" Sakura shouted.

A lot, and I mean A LOT of people laughed at his nickname, and Gaara cringed.

Sakura grinned at him and started singing. Hinata joined in as backup, and Tenten started drumming.

"Earth, wind, water & fire
Cause I would ride through stormy weathers
Just to show you how much I love you

I love your eyes, love your smile, love your funky hair
I love your walk, love your talk, and the things you dare
Love you, love you, yes I do
Love me not, or love me too
Honey, honey, peek-a-boo, I'm in love with you

Come, baby, tell me what you wanna do


Maybe we could get together soon
Baby, see the fire in my eyes
Yeah, you got me hypnotized

Earth, Wind, Water & Fire
Can't get in the way, when I'm running to you
'Cause I would ride through stormy weathers
Just to show you how much I love you

I love candy, I love sweets, maybe ice cream too
gummi-bears and chocolate-hearts make me think of you
Open, open Sesame
I've got goodies, come and see
Honey, honey, peek-a-boo, I'm in love with you

Come, baby, tell me where you wanna go
Maybe Paris, maybe Tokyo
Lady, see the fire in my eyes
Yeah, you got me hypnotized

Earth, Wind, Water & Fire
Can't get in the way, when I'm running to you
'Cause I would ride through stormy weathers
Just to show you how much I love you,"

Sakura sang with a beautiful voice. Her notes were dead on key, and everyone was gaping at her.

Sakura smiled and said, "Alright, our next song, '1000 miles.'

Making my way downtown
Walking fast


Faces passed
And I'm home bound

Staring blankly ahead
Just making my way
Making my way
Through the crowd

And I need you
And I miss you
And now I wonder...

If I could fall
Into the sky
Do you think time
Would pass me by
'Cause you know I'd walk
A thousand miles
If I could
Just see you
Tonight

It's always times like these
When I think of you
And I wonder
If you ever
Think of me

'Cause everything's so wrong
And I don't belong
Living in your
Precious memories

'Cause I need you
And I miss you


And now I wonder...

If I could fall
Into the sky
Do you think time
Would pass me by
'Cause you know I'd walk
A thousand miles
If I could
Just see you
Tonight

And I, I
Don't want to let you know
I, I
Drown in your memory
I, I
Don't want to let this go
I, I
Don't...

Making my way downtown
Walking fast
Faces passed
And I'm home bound

Staring blankly ahead
Just making my way
Making my way
Through the crowd

And I still need you
And I still miss you
And now I wonder...



If I could fall
Into the sky
Do you think time
Would pass us by
'Cause you know I'd walk
A thousand miles
If I could
Just see you...

If I could fall
Into the sky
Do you think time
Would pass me by
'Cause you know I'd walk
A thousand miles
If I could
Just see you
If I could
Just hold you
Tonight."

Sakura continued singing, until at her seventh song, Matsuri stepped upstage.

"Sakura Haruno, I challenge you to a singing contest. The boy is mine," Matsuri said, pointing her finger at Sakura.

Sakura grinned and said, "Why not? Oh and… PANDA-CHAN IS NOT YOURS!"

Everyone plugged their fingers into their ears. After yelling that at the top of her lungs, into the microphone, there was a high pitch beeping sound.

"Alright… Hinata, can you go get the extra microphones and another headset?" Sakura asked Hinata politely.



"Sure," Hinata said, running off stage. Five minutes later, she arrived with three microphones and one headset. She gave Matsuri the headset, and helped her adjust it, she set the three microphone stands by Temari, Tenten, and Ino.

"Ready," Hinata told Sakura, getting behind the microphone stand again.

"Let's go," Sakura told Matsuri tapping the microphone gently.

Bold Matsuri: Italics Sakura: Underline Hinata, Temari, Tenten, and Ino

Think it's time we got this straight,

Sit and talk face to face,

There is no way you could mistake,

Him for your man. Are you insane?

But see I know that you may be,

Just a bit jealous of me,

But your blind if you can't see,

That his love is all in me

See I tried to hesitate,

I didn't want to say what he told me,

He said without me he couldn't make it,

Through the day, ain't that a shame?

But maybe you misunderstood,

Cause I can't see how he could,



Wanna change something that's so good,

All my love was all it took.

The boy is mine.

You need to give it up,

Had about enough? Enough

It's not hard to see,

The boy is mine boy is mine

I'm sorry that you sorry that you

Seem to be confused confused

Must you do the things you do,

You keep on acting like a fool.

You need to know it's me not you,

And if you didn't know it's cause it's true

I think that you should realize,

And try to understand why.

He is a part of my life

I know it's killing you inside

You can say what you wanna say,

What we have you can't take.



From the truth you can't escape,

I can tell the real from the fake.

Come on! Wait… that's not in the song… hold on…

When will you get the picture,

You're the past and I'm the future,

Get away it's my time to shine.

If you didn't know the boy is mine

You need to give it up

Had about enough? Enough

It's not hard to see,

The boy is mine To see the boy is mine

I'm sorry that you Sorry that you

Seem to be confused Seem to be confused

He belongs to me He belongs to me

The boy is mine

You can't destroy this love I've found.

Your silly games I won't allow

The boy is mine without a doubt,

You might as well throw in the towel



What makes you think that he wants you?

When I'm the one that brought him to,

The special place that's in my heart,

He was my love right from the start.

Give it on up

Had about enough?

It's not hard to see

The boy is mine. Oh… ah…

I'm sorry that you

Seem to be confused

He belongs to me

No… no… You need to give it up

About enough



It's not hard to see,

The boy is mine

Mine… oh mine

You seem to be confused

He belongs to me

The boy is mine, not yours

But mine

Not yours

But mine

Not yours

But mine

I'm sorry that you



Seem to be confused

He belongs to me

The boy is mine!

Everyone applauded, and Sakura and Matsuri bowed.

"Come on people, who do you like with Gaara better? Sakura, or… Matsuri," Hinata asked. She had Matsuri stand up, and only one person clapped. It was actually because there was a fly on his head so he was trying to squash it.

When Sakura stood up, everyone whistled, and applauded, and screamed.

Sakura flashed a grin, and bowed.

"Matsuri, face it, he love me not you!" Sakura told her.

She faced the crowd and started clapping a rhythm.

"Alright, this will be my last song, and I'm sure it'll be worth it!" Sakura announced.

She started dancing to the music and started.

"He loves me, He loves you not.
He loves me, He loves me not.
He loves me, He loves YOU not.
HE LOVES YOU NOT.

Give it your all girl, give it all ya got.
You can take a chance, take your best shot.
Say what you want girl, do what you do.
He's never gonna, gonna make it with you.

Pulling petals off a flower trying to get your way.
Keep pulling till' it says what you want it to say.
Girl you can pick a field full of daisies,


But he'd still be my baby.
I know you can hardly wait till I'm away from him.
Instinctively, I know what you're thinking,
You'll be giving him an open invitation,
But my baby won't be taken in.

You can pout your cherry lips,
Try to tempt him with a sweet kiss.
You can flirt your pretty eyes,
He ain't got his hands tied.

Chorus:
No chains to unlock,
So free to do what he wants.
He's into what he's got.
He loves me, he loves you not.
No matter what you do, he's never gonna be with you.
He's into what he's got
He loves me, he loves you not.

You're the kind of girl that is always up for do or dare.
Only want him just because he's there.
Always looking for a new ride,
The grass is greener on the other side.
You're the kind of girl who's not use to hearing no,
All your lovers try to take you where you wanna go.
It doesn't matter how hard you try, you're never gonna get with my guy.

Chorus:
No chains to unlock,
So free to do what he wants,
He's into what he's got( that's me )
He loves me, He loves you not.
No matter what you do, he is never gone be with you.
He's into what he's got


He loves me, he loves you not.

Doesn't matter what you do, he's never gonna be with you.

Give it your all girl, give it all ya got.
You can take your chance at a second hand shot.
Say what you want girl, do what you do.
He's never gonna make it with you.

You can pout your cherry lips ( yeah )
Try to tempt him with a sweet kiss ( sweet kiss )
You can flirt your pretty eyes ( pretty eyes )
He ain't got his hands tied.

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No chains to unlock,
So free to do what he wants.
He's into what he's got,
He loves me, he loves you not.
No matter what you do, he's never gonna be with you.
He is into what he's got,
He loves me, He loves you not..." Sakura and the backup singers sang.

Everyone clapped again, and Matsuri glared at Sakura.

"Ha… he love me, he loves you not… perfect song, perfect lyrics, perfect title… stop it Matsuri. You're acting like a fool, he loves ME!" Sakura announced, not into the microphone.

Matsuri stared at her, before sighing and walking away. She kicked a few pebbles and sat on a random tree stump. She put her chin into the palm of her hand, and kept a few tears in.

'I guess you are Gaara-ku… Gaara's true love… it'd be better if I just found someone else,' Matsuri thought as she walked away.

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Sakura and Gaara sat under a cherry blossom tree, watching the fireworks. They kissed one more time, and watched the rest of the show. Sakura looked at one tree to another, looking at all of the happy couples. There was Naruto and Hinata, Shikamaru and Temari, Kankuro and Ino, and Tenten and Neji… finally. They had finally made up, and were dating steady.

Sakura scanned other trees, but did a retake on one of them. Under one of the cherry blossom trees was Matsuri cuddled up with the perverted doctor, Kyoto.

Sakura rolled her eyes, and continued to watch the fireworks, feeling a bit happy for Matsuri.

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Me: Okay, okay… you didn't have to give me a shot!

Gaara: You two were on a candy craze.

Sakura: It's not our fault that we saw Oreo cake stores!

Me: That's not how you pronounce it!

Sakura: Than how do you ?!

Me: Um… IDK.

Hinata: AREN'T YOU UPSET THAT THIS IS THE LAST CHAPTER?!

Me: No…



Tenten: YOU HEARTLESS CREEP!

Me: Come on, I'm putting up a new story tomorrow anyways.

Temari: That… -sniff- makes me feel –sniff- a little better…

Ino: Well… goodbye.

Me: We'll see you at my next story, 'My List'! SaiSaku!

Sai: Yay…

Sakura: Well that was unemotional!

Sai: Bye.

Sakura: WHA?!

Sakura: BYE!

Kankuro BYE!

Ino: BYE!

Tenten: BYE!

Temari: BYE!

Gaara: Bye…!

Naruto: BYE!

Shikamaru: Bye…!

Neji: Bye…

Anyone else: BYE!