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It's late... again... because I was really tired today...
"Oh, Alfie sweetie pie!" Natalie called at the top of her voice from the other side of the room. Arthur couldn't help but flinched at the sound of her voice. He was sitting in the cafeteria with Alfred and Matthew. Arthur felt as if the events of yesterday had happened multiple months back. It didn't feel real, and he noticed that Alfred and Matthew, for some reason mainly Alfred, were suddenly protective with him and Peter overnight. It made Arthur feel as if he was under constant surveillance for a crime he didn't commit.
"Oh for God's sake, I already saw her five minutes ago." Alfred groaned, rubbing his forehead heavily. Arthur chuckled.
"Well, you shouldn't have started dating her if you didn't want a stalker." Arthur laughed. Natalie came up from behind Alfred and hugged him from behind. She was wearing a crop top with a dark brown leather jacket and dark blue denim shorts with sneakers, her hair in a high ponytail.
"Hey Alfie! Oh… I would have thought that we could eat with each other. Outside. Alone. Without Kirkland." Natalie added acidly Arthur looked away from her dark glare. Alfred rolled his eyes at her.
"Like I said, if you want this to work, you're gonna have to be nicer to Artie. Got it?" Alfred added harshly. Natalie groaned, but sat down next to Alfred.
"Fine, but you'll have to go with me to the smoothie bar after school today." Natalie said in a flirtatious voice. Alfred gulped loudly.
"I can't, I have to take Artie back to my place." Alfred said sheepishly. Natalie started pitifully punching Alfred on his shoulder whilst wining and whining about how unfair it was that he wasn't making anytime for her at all. Arthur saw Kumajirou poke his head from under the cafeteria table, and seemed to be glaring at Natalie darkly.
"You smell funny. You smell like moldy- ouch!" Matthew clamped his hand over Kumajirou's mouth before he could say anything else. Natalie looked at the bear with great loathing.
"You stupid little puffball! Why don't you become a rug or somethin' useful?" Natalie hissed. She stood up in her seat, glaring at both Matthew and Arthur.
"Alfie sweetie, if you need me, I'll be on the stage practicing for the next school musical. I don't want to ruin your lunch with my cheesy smell." Natalie huffed. With a flick of her hair, she marched away from them neatly and proudly, her hips swaying as she suddenly linked arms with her twin sister, who was talking pleasantly to Roma. Alfred looked both relieved and embarrassed as Georgina yelled at Natalie to let her go back to Roma.
"Kumajirou, I thought I told you to try to refrain from saying things like again in front of people!" Matthew groaned. Kumajirou freed his mouth from Matthew's grip.
"I said I wouldn't unless you fed me… whoever you are."
"I'm Matthew! How can I make you remember me when I'm in a good mood?" Matthew wailed. Arthur heard a faint, but kind chuckle from behind him.
"Matthew, the way to a bears memory is through food. If you feed him all the time, you'll have no trouble." A voice said. Arthur turned his head to see a girl with shoulder length ebony colored hair and dark brown eyes and chocolate colored skin. She was wearing a white dress with a grey cardigan and silver slip on ballerina shoes.
"Ah, hello there, Nyisha." Arthur said with a smile. Nyisha smiled back at him.
"Hey there, Arthur. Was Nat giving you a hard time again? Or is there a reason why she looked like she was raping Alfred?" Nyisha asked with a laugh.
"No, he decided to date Natalia for some reason. And Matthew's bear insulted her and made her storm off to practice something or other." Arthur replied. Nyisha laughed again joyfully. Arthur had always liked Nyisha from the start off high school, as she was the only one on their first day who was interested in Arthur's old magic hobbies and interests. Although there was the rule of no-one talking to the Nobody, Nyisha would always try to find a way to talk to him. This however had decreased ever since she was dating the silent Japanese boy.
"Well, don't mind her; she's gonna be a little bit pissy for a while, so she'll let it out through acting and singing like there's no tomorrow... Oh, I have to go; I think I can see Kiku over there." Nyisha said excitedly. She waved at Arthur in a friendly manner, and nodded politely at Alfred and Matthew. She then rushed off towards the exit of the cafeteria and grabbed Kiku Honda's hand warmly. He gave her a small smile, looked at Arthur and nodded at him. Arthur nodded back at him.
"Dude, I thought no-one would talk to you." Alfred said, staring at the back of Nyisha's head.
"Well, the majority of people won't talk to me; Nyisha and Georgina are the only two decent people I can talk to." Arthur said. Roma was an acquaintance; an annoying one at that.
"Who is that anyway? I don't think I've ever seen her before." Alfred asked.
"That is Miss. Nyisha Colquhoun. She's best friends with both of the Stokes twins, captain of the martial arts club, and is the poorest out of their little trio. Although, her parents do own their own string of restaurants each around the country, they're nothing in comparison to the twins' family. The reason why she's with Kiku is partly because her parents want to expand their businesses further, and the Honda family can afford to do that. They're using her emotions to benefit for themselves." Matthew said in a low voice, staring at Kumajirou with dark eyes. Arthur looked at Matthew, thinking of how he knew about that so easily; Arthur thought that he was the only one who knew about the part about the family business. He also noticed that he looked slightly angry as he was talking.
"Dude, that is like, totally messed up!" Alfred gasped.
"Well you're only dating Natalie because she's a cheerleader."
"Dude c'mon, I'm on the football team. Every guy on the football team needs a smokin' hot girlfriend to show off to all of his friends." Alfred said defiantly.
"Well, I could care less about relationships to be honest; they're nothing but trouble." Arthur groaned, standing up. Alfred and Matthew stood up also, and the three of them walked out the cafeteria together.
"Well, on a completely different note, I think someone is stalking me." Matthew said in a worried tone. Arthur raised an eyebrow at him as they walked towards the library.
"Really, do you know who your stalker is by any chance?" Arthur asked, opening the library door. Matthew blushed as he walked past Arthur.
"Well, I'm guessing Gilbert." Matthew muttered, his cheeks going red.
"Gilbert? Why do you think it would be Gilbert?" Arthur asked whilst frowning.
"Well, his little bird always comes out of nowhere and gives me notes that basically ask me to sleep with him." Matthew groaned. Arthur felt as if he was ready to throw up. He knew how Matthew felt; Arthur had his experience with Francis for the first year of high school. The three of them sat at their usual corner with the beanbags, with Matthew grabbing a book about Canadian history, Arthur rereading the Harry Potter series, and Alfred grabbing another new comic book. After a few moments of reading, Alfred looked up and frowned.
"Huh? Dude, what is Gilbird doing here?" Alfred asked with a confused look on his face.
"Gilbird?" Matthew asked, going white in face. A little yellow bird flew through the doors, carrying a note in its beak. The bird flew towards Matthew, landed on his shoulder and dropped a note on Matthew's lap. The yellow bird then dashed away threw one of the library windows within seconds. Matthew sighed heavily.
"I wonder what this notes says." Matthew muttered with regret. He unfolded the piece of paper and his eyes scanned the piece of paper slowly. Matthew's face went a fire brick red and the curl suddenly crinkled.
"D-Dude, what does it say?" Alfred asked, looking worried.
"I-It says t-that G-Gilbert wants to… erm… meet me in the toilets to… to err… to fuck my brains out." Matthew muttered quickly. Arthur felt a great sympathy for Matthew. Alfred looked as if he was ready to throw up, faint, or burst out laughing.
"Bloody hell, I've heard of persistent boys chasing after someone, but this is getting as bad as Francis now. He's acting like a sexual predator." Arthur said, shaking his head.
"At this rate, I don't even know how long I'll be able to keep my virginity with Gilbert chasing me. And now I really need to go to the bathroom, but I don't want Gilbert to rape me in there." Matthew whimpered, ripping up the piece of paper in his hands. Arthur hated himself as he was betting that Matthew would probably lose his virginity by the end of the eleventh grade if Gilbert wouldn't try anything unexpected.
GILBERT USED SEXUAL HARRASMENT. MATTHEW USED PLEADING. ITS NOT VERY EFFECTIVE
Better stuff in the next chapter, I promise ; u ;
OH, IM IN THIS TOO, GUESS WHO I AM XD AND NATALIE & GEORGINA STOKES ARE REAL PEOPLE AND MY BEST FRIENDS, SO PLEASE STOP CALLING HER A WHORE AND A BITCH. You can say that these Natalie and Georgina Stokes are their... 2P versions of themselves.
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MAGIC xD. Nah, i just have a strange mind that has been seriously been fucked up over the years...
