Lol, this chapter makes me laugh.

It's probably just the name of it, that's why.

It's so… blunt. So… out there.

Lol, let it all hang out! xD

HOPE YOU GUYS LIKE IT~3

Wars of the Dark

Night Six: Slut

"Oh."

Neji turned.

"It's you."

He scowled.

"Oh," he all but sneered. "It's you."

The other pouted as he neared.

"Now now, there's no need for such cruel words."

"What the hell did you put in Naruto's drink last night?!" Neji snapped impatiently. The other scowled, the cute act sliding away.

"I didn't put anything in his drink you dunce – it was alcohol. People act that way when they're drunk."

"Not like that!" Neji insisted. "I have seen Naruto drunk – that was something completely different!"

"THAT was Naruto drunk off his ass, my dear adorable book worm," the other corrected, an amused smirk on his face. He poked Neji lightly at the center of his chest. "Hmm… why are you so touchy today, doll? Did something happen last night after the three amigos left? Heheh…"

Neji slapped the hand away.

"Don't touch me!" He spat. "You're up to something, and I'm going to find out what it is, Sasuke!"

Sasuke giggled, raised a hand.

He slid a hand across Neji's jaw line, got closer, leaned forward so that their lips were nearly touching.

"Are you sure it's not just jealousy, Neji?" He purred, making the Hyuuga's eyes widen. Shaking himself, he jerked away from the younger boy, his eyes narrowing angrily.

"Absurd!" He snapped. "What have I to be jealous of?!"

"That Naruto's eyes are on MY groin and not yours," Sasuke replied cheerfully, with a sweet smile. Neji rolled his eyes.

"That's a ridiculous idea," he stated, turning away.

"But you can't deny it."

Neji paused, fighting down a snarl.

He turned back to face Sasuke, to deny every fucking thing the other had just claimed-

Lips were on his own, Neji found himself being shoved against a wall, a hand at his face, in his pants.

He stiffened with the contact, fighting back an instinctive moan as that talented mouth moved from his lips to his neck, biting and suckling and nibbling at the skin.

"You're so cute, Neji," Sasuke breathed as he kissed the other's skin, his hand busy beneath the other's waistline. "So, so cute."

Neji grunted, fighting against the feelings and the urge to arch into Sasuke – to beg for more. He was above such things, such things were beneath him-

But then Sasuke was opening his shirt and raking his nails down Neji's abs and oh God it felt so good like electric scorches like lines of fire-

The Hyuuga found himself completely oblivious to everything except that hand and those nails and those lips.

Sasuke giggled.

"So, so cute," he repeated lovingly, nipping at the Hyuuga's jaw line. "It's okay – you can call me Naruto, and I can call you by my boyfriend's name. It'll be like role-playing, heheh."

Neji heard this with muted ears, swallowing thickly as the feeling intensified – he swallowed again, grunted-

And white shards burst from behind his eyelids.

Suddenly his entire body felt like gelatin as he slumped against the wall, feeling boneless as Sasuke stepped away from him and admired his work, smirking in satisfaction.

"Such a cute face…" he commented, gazing at Neji. Slowly, Neji regained his head and raised his chin to look up at the other, wondering if what just happened really was what just happened. "I bet you'd be amazing in bed. The quiet ones usually are. Like silent viciousness – a beautiful butterfly with the most poisonous of bloods. Heheh…"

"Fuck you!" Neji spat breathlessly, not yet entirely control of his body yet. Sasuke smirked, raised his hand, and licked a finger, his gaze never wavering from Neji's.

"Neji."

Sasuke's arms were around his neck, a leg raised to half-straddle Neji's hips, curling around his back as a suggestive mouth nibbled at his chin. Half-lidded eyes stared up at him while another lean, lithe body pressed close.

"Fuck me. I know you want to."

Neji had to fight back a snarl. Fuck – it really DID happen.

"Get away from me!" He pushed Sasuke away, sending the other stumbling backwards into the opposite wall. "How dare you?! You fucking slut!"

Sasuke chuckled, straightened.

"Maybe that's true…" he breathed, standing at his full height. Neji took some grim, immature satisfaction in the fact that he was still taller than the other. The raven's eyes glinted with mirth as he walked over to Neji, who stiffened, ready – for the most part – for a fight. Sasuke raised a hand. "But I'm the slut your dear Naruto wants. Remember that."

Still staring into Neji's face, Sasuke wiped his hand on Neji's coat, and walked leisurely out of the alleyway as if nothing had happened, pulling his hood up over his head as he walked away, vanishing into the streets.

Neji watched him go, looked at his coat, cursed. Now that was just insult to injury.

"Fuck…" he breathed, swallowing. He looked up to where he had last seen Sasuke. "Naruto…"

Night Six: Slut

I guess I only have to say one thing.

Some of you were right. Some of you were wrong.

Heheh. :3

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Ja ne!

DDB