Tyson
1. Crack off that sword that Dragoon came out of.
2. Lock him in a room with Kai. (results may vary)
3. Lock him in a room with Hilary. (results may vary)
4. Keep pressing that he and Hilary fight like a married couple.
5. Say what everyone thinks- Kai should be the main character.
6. Sell him to Daichi, telling Daichi to 'do what you wish'.
7. When Tyson walks backwards, make 'beep, beep, beep' noises.
8. When Hilary and Tyson lean in close to argue, bang their heads together. BAM!
9. Team up with to finally show Tyson a lesson- HOMEWORK style!
10. Chase him down the street with Hilary- bearing brooms.
11. Switch Dragoon with Cyber Dragoon. (prank may fail; knowing Tyson, he'd never know the difference.)
12. Tell him his battles are won on nothing but sheer stubborness.
13. Then say 'Hey, don't get mad at me fat ass, I thought I'd do ya a favor by being honest to you for once in your life. Might help you improve.'
14. Next time Gramps pelts Tyson in the head with a kendo stick, remark 'I've gotta get myself one of those!'
15. Take Hilary's side in EVERY argument.
16. Enter the world championships as a solo blader. Kick his ass good.
17. Send Kai pictures of him and Tyson. Tell Kai it was Tyson's idea. (may result in injury from both participants)
18. Make it clear to him that he has no fangirls- And rub it in his face after you post his address and number on the BBA website and STILL no one showed up.
19. The next time he and Hilary argue and their faces get close- Make them kiss.
20. Probably the best one here- BURN THE FOOD!!!