A N: Community is like an Utopia. I will never own it, but it helps me to keep going.

A N 2: I wanted this bloody flashback to end in one, maybe two chapters. But, just like J/A, it drags itself until judgment day.

A N 3: Quick chapter to give some news. The chapters for this Fic will be slowed down a little because of the other work I'm working on, "Intensive Course in Eerie Stuff", findable on my profile page on this site. And also because Real Life. This doesn't mean that this Fic is Dead, like Allison Brie's comment doesn't mean that J/A is Dead. Just… don't expect a chapter every three days like before.

Fantasy-Annie

Anna entered the house, dragged by the strong elven maiden.

Her brain was panicking.

"What I'm going to do now? If I don't please her, we will never get the Pegasi, but I cannot actually please her, being myself a woman, and even if I manage to do that, she will find out…"

"Stop thinking." Britta commanded, gesturing to Anna a small bed, a chair besides it.

It was suitable only to contain one person. Or two really cramped people.

"Ehm, I'm flattered by your attention, your highness, but…" She began, thanking her god and her manners' instructor for the lesson about Elven Bon-Ton.

"Cut the crap, I know you're a woman." The pointy eared Britta said, sitting on the chair besides the table.

"Oh…" She began, absentmindedly distending herself on the small bed.

"But… Why do you want to… sleep with me?" She whispered shyly.

Britta gasped, "What? I don't want to sleep with you!" She flinched, "… N-not that there is anything wrong about those kind of practices..."

"And so why am I here?"

"Because…" She said while taking a notebook and a pair of glasses from under her sit, "… You are a woman dressed as a man in an environment clearly dominated by an egotistic jerk…" She scoffed, "… Hence, my intervention to help you regain your female status and to understand the triggers that brought you here…"

"So, you're not going to sleep with me?" Anna said, surprising herself with her disappointed tone.

"Good, there's a lesbian side there, we need to talk about that later…" She said, scribbling something on her notebook, "… Now, what's your name?"

"Hector the Well-Endowed."

She gave her a skeptic look, "Sweetie, the first step to establish a truthful link with another person is to say to her your real name…" She grunted, "… unlike some human bastards who are more interested in their crossbows, who are TOTALLY a phallic symbol, then in establishing anything important with anyone!"

"Why, His name it's not Marrrrr?" Anna asked curiously, trying to divert her conversation from anything else beside her.

"Of course it's not Marrrrr, Abed gave him that Battle Name…" She scoffed, "… What kind of sadistic mother would allow such a name to be given to his son?"

Anna saddened, "Mine, probably."

Britta gave her an encouraging look as she wrote MOMMY ISSUES on her notebook.

"Look, I really don't want to talk about…" Anna began to say before being interrupted by Britta.

"Just for an hour, then I give you the Pegasi and we go on our merry way!"

""We"?" Anna asked suspiciously.

"Yeah, I'm the only one who can control them, you will need me in your voyage. This will allow us more girly talks in the future! We will talk about boys and dresses and your damaged childhood."

"Yaaayyyyy." Anna fake cheered.

Britta gave her a pleading look.

Anna sighed, "What do you want to know?"

Britta's eyes went bright, "Everything!"

"Why is taking them so long?!" Marrrrr shouted, sitting on the grass, Abed and Zippy-De-Do besides him.

"Judging by the position of the sun, it has passed only 3 hours since our friend's departure…"

"3 hours, Abed! No man last that long. Especially with an elf!" He retorted.

Abed stared at him, "Are you jealous of Britta?"

"What? No!" He asked, shocked, "It's just that…"

"Oh, I understand. Knowing your not so glorious sexual past with her, you are probably just envious of Hector well-endowed stamina…"

Marrrrr grunted, "… Like I would be envious of a toddler… Oh, here they are!"

He jumped upright, running towards them.

Zippy-De-Do shook her head at him.

As she saw Marrrrr running towards them, Britta side-whispered to Anna.

"Back me up… Oh, Hector, your satisfying and extremely long arguments have convinced me to lend my Pegasi to you. May I help you in some other ways?" She asked, repeatedly batting her eyes.

Anna blushed, "Ehm, no, thanks…"

"Oh, but I insist…" She said, invading her personal space.

"Ehm, maybe if you could join us in our quest to tend to the Pegasi…" She said, blushing harder.

"I would be honored…"

Marrrrr coughed to catch their attention, "Very cute, Hector. Unfortunately, I'm the leader of this group, so I am the one that decides who joins us and who doesn't. And I'm afraid that there is no power on this land that will allow you to join us, Britta!"

"And…"

"… Gilligan Cut!"

Troy gave a relieved look at his friend, "Thank god, you haven't talked since the farm."

They were now up in the skies, the six of them each riding a Pegasus, a seventh one following quickly behind.

Marrrrr, Anna and Britta were at the leading the flock, Marrrrr not talking to neither of them, Anna blushing slightly and Britta sometimes giving a smug smirk to her. Britta and Marrrrr considered themselves too cool to give a name to their Pegasus, and Annie tried to blend in with them by not giving a name to his one either.

She still secretly called her Twilight Sparkle, through.

Abed was calmly following on his Pegasus, by him called Doctor Hooves, as Troy kept doing acrobatics on Derpy.

Zippy-De-Do was hugging tightly his Pegasus, her eyes closed.

"Why is this thing so much fast? A proper dwarf shouldn't be so much high in the sky! He could fall!"

Abed came close to her, "Zippy, your horse is the slowest of the group."

Zippy-De-Do opened her eyes, "… Oh."

"Also, he wants to let you know that his name is not "This Thing"…" Abed said, his detached tone gaining a slightly British accent, "… It's Susan, and he wants you to respect his life choices."

They reached the meadow where Abed said there would have been their employer.

On a rock on it was sitting an old man wearing an elven cloak, a magnificent sword in his right hand.

He grunted, "Took you time…"

"Lady, gentlemen…" Abed began, dismounting from his Pegasus, "This is Lord Pierce "Dick" Hawthorne. He has tasked us to guide him in his epic quest to retrieve a magical amulet from a lake on a faraway land and then protect him against some men that wants him dead."

"Weird adventuring group you present me, A-bed…" He began, descending from the rock and revealing his nakedness underneath his cloak.

The adventurers reacted with various amounts of disgust.

"… A lesbian ranger…" Britta gasped indignantly.

"… The shortest dwarf in the world…" "Excuse me?" Zippy-De-Do asked threateningly.

"… A man with a forehead the size of a stadium…" Marrrrr scoffed, seemingly unaffected.

"… A kid who has read too much epic poems and love ballads…" Anna gasped, offended by the man remark.

"… And a…" He looked at Troy, squinting his eyes, "… Okay, that one is a normal one…"

He sighed, "… I guess they will do. Oh, hey my Pegasus!" He ran towards the Pegasus.

"Sorry, old man, but we haven't yet decided to help you in your quest…"

"Jeff…" Abed nudged his side, "… He pays in advance with 500 golden pieces, and then 2000 each once the job is done."

Marrrrr's eyes went wide, "… But of course we will be honored to serve you, so, what's the destination?"

Pierce caressed the side of his horse, "Patience, Forehead, I'm thinking of a name for my Horse…"

He stood silently until he mounted his Pegasus with a bright smile, aiming high in the air, the six adventurers begrudgingly following him.

"Giddy up, Sleipnir, we have an amulet to catch!"

Marrrrr sighed, "This is going to be a long quest…"