Torture And Other Forms Of Violence

When word got to me about Cat's Eye being taken by the rouge cop, it made my blood boil. This infuriated me to do some stupid stuff, I found a bunch of SOMATEC guys, slammed my fist into one of them and, carried his unconscious body to an abandoned building. I then had a Jug full of hydrofloric acid, a tube with a funnel taped to it, and a sick need to get Cat's Eye back. I placed the tube down the mercenary's throat and said, "Open wide!" I then poured the hydrofloric acid and it killed him by burning up his internal organs. (A/N: Do not try that at home please, you could seriously get in trouble for it.) I needed answers also, like where is the rouge cop hiding? And, where is Cat's Eye? It seems that Nnoitora's leiutenant Tesla was dealing drugs where Hector's people are, my phone rang it was Hector with a business proposition for Mr Tesla. I was on that job quicker than a rabbit getting fucked.

I met Hector and he had a briefcase with crystallized Mercury Fulminate, this was going to be "Breaking Bad" all over again where Walter goes to Tuco's joint and he makes a proposition for $50,000. I went to Tesla's place with the explosives and He looked up at me, "So, you're the little shit stain that killed Master Nnoitora. Give me one reason, why I shouldn't have my men or me kill you?" I then gently placed the case with the fulminated mercury onto his desk. I then said, "You know something, if some people in this aren't so fucking corrupt, maybe we couldn't be in this fucked up situation." He then pulled out a piece of the explosive, "What do you want with this?" I smiled and said, "Information, on the rouge cop who's been tracking me and my crew. We can play hardball." Tesla laughed, "Do you really think I'd give something like that to you? For this as payment?"

I then grabbed the explosive Tesla pulled out and donned on a gas mask, I then said, "You see this? This isn't crystal meth." I then tossed the explosive and it caused the building to blow out it's windows. I had the whole bag in my right hand, above my head. Everybody had their ears ringing, and they were coughing from the mercury powder. I took off the gas mask. "What was that?" Tesla asked, "A Breaking Bad special, Mercury Fulminate. Mixed with a little chemistry to make it look like harmless crystal meth." (A/N: Also, I've never even seen a single episode of Breaking Bad, only the Mythbusters episode.) He then opened up the safe and pulled out a file on the rouge cop and I also gave him a message from Hector. "Is this all you need?" Tesla asked, "Just one more thing, Hector asked me to tell you to stop dealing in his cartel's areas. They're ruining his business." Before I walked out, I slammed a block of C4 next to the entry way and had a detonator primed and ready. As I walked out and got to a safe distance, I mimicked the sound of the explosion with my mouth. I pressed the detonation button and Tesla's whole place exploded.

My thirst for bloodlust was far from quenched, I needed more people to kill and torture. Just then, my smart phone rang and it was Cat's Eye's number, "Slinger?" I said through the phone and I noticed that it was the rouge cop on the other line. "Hello Slinger, or should I say Roman. Hahahaha." I gritted my teeth, "Listen up, you dick sucking prick! If you lay a hand, harm one hair, or even rape Cat's Eye, I will fucking end you! You two faced motherfucker!" The rouge cop laughed, "Do you ever kiss your mother with that mouth?" I snorted, "FUCK YOU!" Then he held the phone to Cat's Eye, there was the sound of a drill and the sound of her screaming. This made my stomach churn and this added gasoline to a fire. "You've been officaly warned you fucking asshole!"

He then ended the call and I called Wasp, "Wasp?" She said, "Wasp, It's Slinger, The rouge cop is doing some nasty stuff to Cat's Eye and this is totally my fault." I then sat down on the asphalt and decided to try to calm down, "No, this isn't your fault. You shouldn't take the blame. She was just in the wrong place at the wrong time." I then curled up into a ball, and said, "She's being tortured, by that man. I don't know what to do." I then started to break down, helpless, hopeless, nowhere to go or anyone to determine me. Just then, Wasp came up with an Idea, "Slinger you still there?" She asked, "I have you on speakerphone. I'm a total wreck." Wasp then said, "I have an Idea, call Cat's Eye's phone, I'll see if I can trace it and make sure he stays on the line long enough for me to trace him." Hopefully this will work, I then pulled up Cat's Eye's Number and called it, "Well, back for more?" The Rouge Cop said, I wiped a tear from my face, "Yeah, I'm not the only one who cares for Cat's Eye AKA Yoruichi Shihoin." The Rouge Cop chuckled, "Yoruichi's her name, huh? She reminds me of my late wife Samantha. After you put a bullet in her head! The only difference is the skin color. You see, she was never really a black person, but now I have a black woman who looks like my wife, I can just simply fuck her."

I then drew a harsh line, "Don't you even dare think about raping her." Just then, Crown and Wasp showed up. Wasp wrote on a paper, 'we have a location!' I then placed my hand over my phone and mouthed out, "Where are they?" Wasp wrote down the address, it was an abanoded warehouse nearby, I then got back to the phone call and said, "Let's settle this, me, you, mono a mono." The Rouge Cop agreed, "Come to my place, you name the time." I then said, "Tomorrow at midnight. You better not harm Yoruichi then." He then said, "I'll see you then." We both hung up, "I need some people to kill." Crown then said, "Not to worry, chap. We've made all the proper arrangements, how you want to kill them is totally up to you." I smirked and said in my own British, "Not to make fun of you but, Jolly Righteous then." I took the file from Crown and it was a list of men who happen to be on SOMATEC's dossier/payroll.

I then saw the name and picture of the first man on the list, he was just some pushover peon in SOMATEC, nothing that a garrote won't fix. I snuck up behind him and introduced my wire friend to the neck of the merc and he went down with blood gushing from his neck and it bled and bled. One down, twelve to go. The second, he was in the company of others, so I introduced them to Crimson and Splatter. Scratch another, One by one list got shorter and shorter. When I got to the last one, I had something special for him, and it had chainsaw written all over it. I then took a tranquilizer and shot the last guy unconscious, as he woke up, he saw me with a horror movie like chainsaw in my hands with a splattergaurd face shield and a butcher's apron and heavy rubber gloves. I was gonna go Texas Chainsaw Massacre on this guy. "What do you want?" He said trying to get out.

I ignored him and I said to Crown, "Hey Crown, What does a cannibal call a person sleeping in a hammock?" Crown then looked at me and said the punch line, "Breakfast in bed, old chap." Then Crown told me a joke, "Why don't cannibals eat clowns?" I then replied, "Because they taste funny." I then bursted out in laughter, "Okay, what do you get when you cross a rooster with a telephone pole?" Crown was at a humdinger with this dirty joke, "What do you get?" I then answered, "You get a 40 foot cock that likes to strecth out and get in touch with other people." He then bursted out laughing, "I never knew Yanks had a sense of humor." Anyway, it was time to kill, "The reason why you're here is to be killed for your crimes of joining Souske Aizen and SOMATEC. For that, the sentence is captial punishment or the death penalty." I revved up the chainsaw and aimed it right at the dude's throat. With one mighty thrust, I decapitated the merc and his body gushed up blood like old faithful. The only thing to do was to get rid of the evidence, I took a recurve bow and an explosive arrow and shot it at the building blowing it up. After that, Nighthawk's Twin brother ACE showed up, "Whoa! Okay, may I ask what just happened?" I then told him, "Look dude, that was a crime scene. So I blew up the evidence." Soon after, it was the next day at midnight. It was time to get Yoruichi back!

(OMAKE TIME!)

Kon: Illustrated guide to criminals!

Rook: Platinum!

(Slinger tries to swing for a mercenary, misses, and falls flat on his face)

Slinger: Son of a bitch! (He then starts laughing)

Director: Cut!

(Mercenary helps him up)

Mercenary: You okay?

Wasp: This is wasp.

Slinger: Wasp, (Cracks up for no apparent reason) Dammit! I forgot my line!

Rouge Cop: Oh don't worry, I'll take care of Yoruichi. (revs drill)

Slinger: Dammit! Stop giving me guttermind!

(Keeps revving drill and everyone starts laughing)

(Slinger shoots the arrow and no explosion)

Slinger: Wasn't there supposed to be an explosion?

(The explosion then scares the crap out of slinger)

Slinger: Am I missing an eyebrow?

(Crown then notices Slinger spacing off)

Crown: Uh Slinger? Earth to Slinger? You all right in there chap?

Slinger: What was I supposed to do again?

Crown: Decapitate this guy.

Slinger: What did he ever do to us?

Tesla: Give me one reason, why I shouldn't have my men or me kill you?

Slinger: Kill me? I'm already dead bitch, I guess the jokes on you

(Take 2)

Tesla: Give me one reason, why I shouldn't have my men or me kill you?

Slinger: I'm Jack Bauer asshole!

(Take 4)

Tesla: Give me one good reason why I can't kill you?

Slinger: I fucked your momma!

(Take 7)

Tesla: Give me one good reason why I can't kill you?

Slinger: I am batman!

(Slinger cranking away at a chainsaw with no avail)

Slinger: (Frustrated) Stupid Chinese piece of crap!

(Take 2)

(Slinger still cranking away at a chainsaw with no avail)

Slinger: Dammit! Why won't you work?!

(Slinger barks at the chainsaw and it works temporarily)

(Slinger Lobbs the chainsaw at the dummy of the mercenary and he misses the dummy, the chainsaw flies)

Slinger: Heads up!

(It missed Shark by a hair)

Shark: You could put someone's eye out with that thing

(Shark then sips her coffee, and Slinger tries to pull it out)

(A/N: Okay, the next chapter, I'm gonna face off with the rouge cop and rescue cat's eye. Who know's what kind of dirty tricks this dude is playing and he won't stop until CA$H is totally annihalated. But as long as I draw breath in these lungs, I will not stop for anyone or anything! I'd like to thank Bloodrose15 as always for her awesome reviews and for following and favoriting my story and if anyone wishes to review this, please...No Flaming and no anonymous/guest reviews. Thank you!)