A/N: This story is all Yummers. It needs a slight intro concerning the begining's horrible typing. The first part of this particular FanFiction ( Hehe, that sounds like a super hero- Do Do Doooooo, It's FanFiction!!!- maybe not) was written by a fangirl, and she's no secretary. So it's meant to look like a monkey typed it, yes. Oh, and Newsies is ours! Woooooo! We hold the paper that proves Disney gave us all rights to Newsies we kid you not. Well, yes we do. But in our heads, we do own it, and the Newsies are our sex pawns. Darn reality.
"moosh i;m gay" blink stated. "im gayer for realz"
"omg!" said Moosh. "i am too!
"kewl! let's make out & have man-love!"
"okay!"
-snog-snog-snog-
"Hold on!" Someone from the sidelines of the fic shouted. "You can't DO that!"
"Cut!" shouted the Fan-Fic writer, clutching her movie sticks. The two characters of the story, Blink and Mush, gladly stopped their antics.
"You can't do that!" The incredibly girly boy protested. "It's terrible! Mush and Blink would NEVER have oral sex in the middle of their living room!That's disgusting!"
"It's HAWT!" the fangirl protested.
"It's out of character!" Spot said. He picked up the skirts of his Medda- like dress and flounced away, his curls bouncing in the wind. "I'll be in my trailer!"
"Hypocrite," said the Fangirl, rolling her eyes.