Author's note: hey all. Iggy doesn't give birth yet. But very soon my friends very soon. Thank you all for reading. OMG, I was just watching New Moon, I love twilight, well duh, its in my pen name. I just had to say something. I'm so random.
Nine Mouths.
"Take it out, damn it, take it out!" Alice yelled as she sat down. She was two days past her due date and very pissy.
"Calm down Iggy. The baby will come when he wants to." Alfred said before taking a big bite out of his half eaten Hamburger.
"Shut up! You're the one who did this to me! And how the bloody hell do you know it's a boy. The Doctor never told us you twat." Alice glared at the American.
"Because, I know." America said. England glared.
"You have such a big head." She said just so he could hear.
"Oh you love it." He said.
That night, England read on the net about how sex could help with labor. She smiled at the thought. She got up and went to the bedroom.
"Oh Alfred." She said in a sexy voice. He smiled at her.
"Hey babe. You still mad?" He asked.
"No, but I do think you look sexy in those boxers." She said, pointing down to his, I heart NY boxers. America smiled a cocky smiled.
Alice lay there, on Alfred's left side. He held her from behind. She could fell contractions, and they where getting closer.
She did finely get to sleep. But then she woke up and found her bed was wet. She screamed.
America got up and said, "Back off Commie!" As if Russia where there.
"NO YOU TWAT, MY BLOODY WATER BROKE, GET ME TO THE HOSPITAL, NOW!" And with that, they were on their way to the Hospital.
LOL! not as funny, but I love how Cocky America can be. People please vote on who this baby will be. I have the sex picked out. So yeah.