Period 3
"Okay, everyone," Daredevil declared, "that was great work yesterday! Today, we'll be playing soccer! To make the teams easy, let's do simple boys against girls. All right, everyone, let's split up!"
Immediately, everyone in the gymnasium rolled their eyes as Reed, Thing, Torch, Spidey, Punisher, Captain America, Nightcrawler, Iceman, Quicksilver, Thor and Banner went to one side, while Doom, Goblin, Magneto, Kingpin, Red Skull, Sabretooth, Iron Man, and Galactus went to the other.
"Hey, what gives!" Matt Murdock complained. "I smell male hormones on both sides of the field!"
"D.D.," Spidey explained, "the only girl in our class was killed by Venom, yesterday."
"Oh, okay," Daredevil responded. "Never mind, then. Well, to make the teams almost even, I'll go help out Doom's team."
"Doom's team, Murdock?" Kingpin bellowed. "Don't you mean my team?"
"No, no, I don't."
"Oh, okay. I'll try to resist killing you only because you're my teammate, unfortunately."
"Why, thank you, Fisk," Daredevil replied. "I greatly appreciate it."