Chapter 13- Rangers 'hang' out!
After several weeks, the warners went back to their water tower after their long stay.
So all of us, rangers hung out for the rest of our sleepover half-term.
Eventually we went back to high school and faced the horrors of homework stress.
Then a strange guy with a white lab coat, light brown short hair, brown eyes, black 'n' white shoes and brown trousers transferred into our school as a cover teacher.
"Hey everyone! Huh-ha huh-ha!(Baloney's laugh) I'm Mr Funkle head, your cover teacher for miss sunshine, your usual teacher!" He said in his 'Baloney' voice impression. "Run for it!" Max exclaimed as we all ran out of the classroom, screaming.
"Say Dan, I like Dot you know" Zack stated when we were safely hidden in the secret underground basement. "I know, but I like her more!" Dan fired back. "You take that back right now" Zack yelled. "Guys we have to work together as a team" Max intervened. "We're in this together, ok?" Lith asked, as calmly as I could. There was a moment's silence before they continued to argue and fight between each other.
"Please, stop it! We need to stay quiet or Baloney freak cover-teacher guy will discover us!" Spot warned them. "Here's Baloney!" a familiar voice called from behind the door as Mr Funkle head changed into Baloney through a cartoon golden flash on his body.
"Uh-oh!" we all said in a terrified voice. Then as if on cue, the portal to the Warners' world appeared behind us and we slipped inside before Baloney opened the door. "where do the kiddies go? Ah well, I'll just eat all this pasta I mysteriously found from thin air. Neato-completo!" Baloney yelled as he walked out of the basement and upstairs again.
We appeared in the same restaurant as the day before and saw Lafon, the Godfather and their henchmen with them this time round. "Why are you back here again" they shrieked in unison.
"Um... we're hungry?" Zack asked. "Get out of my booth!" they screamed. "Err….nope!" Spot yelled right in their faces. Then they both growled as their faces turned red. "Guys, show them the door" They said, calmly.
"Um… It's ok we can see it from here" I said. Then the henchmen grabbed us by the ears and walked towards the door. "Nice door" Zack and Dan said in unison. "Dadoo, don't do this to us!" Lith exclaimed. "Faboo!" Katie and Wendy said in unison. "Nice hinges!" Spot exclaimed as we were thrown out of the restaurant.
"Well, That was rude!" I exclaimed as we dusted the dirt from the ground off of ourselves. "Maybe the warners can help us" Lith suggested. So we went to the 'WB' tower but no one was home. So we went to Mr Plotz's office and there they were, literally filing a pile of paper, typing a document with an invisible typewriter and photocopying the bottom-half of his body all that the same time.
"Ah, so you're the Warners' friends are you? Well, then Wakko-look-a-like, polish this golden boot, Yakko-look-a-like, take a picture of a wall; Dot-look-a-like, watch out for Mel, he's got an appointment with me" Mr Plotz said to Wendy, Katie and Dan as they dashed away and did their jobs to the catchy music.
Then he turned to me and the others. "Girl with glasses, type up a report on my Modern-newly added laptop; strange disguise guy mix some sounds on the DJ stereo mixing table and as for the last 3 girls, you can answer the calls on the answer machine" Mr Plotz said to us as we dashed off.
After 50 minutes of tuneful working, we'd all sort-of completed our work.
Then the phone rang again and we fought each other to get it as we raced around the room; disabling all the pylons as we did so while the phone continuously rang.
"Hey, Look it's Mike Wisalaski!" Spot cried as she pointed to her left. "Where?" WE all cried. "Warner brothers studio, how may I zany you?" Spot asked. "Ah-uh, ah-uh. Ok, Bu-bye!" Spot said, as she put the phone down. "That was Bags and Buster; they said that the warners should come over to see them for the day" Spot said, with a sly grin.
"Ok, we'll go in 365 days' time" Yakko said, cunningly. Just then, Skippy appeared with a message. "I'm sorry to say that the portal to your world is rapidly fading away" Skippy said, in an apologetic tone. "I got that from my 'Reality' book" he whispered as he showed his purple reality version of the 'birds' book.
"Not so fast. I'm going to store the remaining energy from the portal to help me take over the world!" Brain exclaimed. "Ha! Narf! Can we get some cookies to munch on the way to the moon?" Pinky asked. Then Brain once again smashed him with a mallet. "Quiet, Pinky. That's NOT part of the plan" Brain scowled. Skippy kicked them and they went flying all the way to the horizon.
Then Chicken Boo came, dressed as a flight attendant and escorted us to the remains of the portal which now flashing in and out of being transparent. "I guess this is goodbye" I said, sadly as I hugged Dot, Yakko and Wakko at the same time. "Please don't go!" Dot cried. "We'll miss you all too much!" Wakko added. "Think about all the zany pranks we could do on Ralph, Scratch 'n' sniff, Mr Plotz, The clown etc" Yakko also added, tearfully.
"Goodbye!" Spot, Lith, Lavender and Zack said in unison as they waved and went through the fading portal. "Here's something to remember us by. A souvenir." Dot said with a sad smile as she placed a charm bracelet with a gold anvil attached to it and a special shiny purple mallet in my right hand.
"Thanks, guys. Here's something for you guys from us and the 21at century" I said as I began to cry and gave them each a digital cell phone version of my HTC One mini that matched their clothing.
"Bye" I whispered as I began to slowly walk towards the portal but by the time I reached, Lith reached out her hand to me but the portal closed before I could grab it so she could reel me inside.
Da-Da-daaaa! Suspense much? Yes, It gets more interesting from here on out!
Possibly the last chapter after this! Enjoy!
Chapter 14- The last straw and return that's permanent!
"We want to make another movie and more season!" we shouted, "You can't make a movie or another season!" Mr Plotz countered as we all kept repeating ourselves in Mr Plotz's office for over 20 hours. "We still want to make a movie and another season!" we chimed. "You can't make another movie or another season!" Mr Plotz boomed. Then we once again repeated ourselves over and over again.
"And now back to story!" Skippy announced.
"What do we do now?!" Dot asked. "We have to have a bit more zany fun before we leave then and find another way back home" I suggested. "Hooray! Zany time, here we come!" The warners yelled.
Slappy randomly appeared and used the same blue bush window wiper thing to paint on the next scene which was a concert stage like she did 'Bumbie's mom'. Then we watched intently as Yakko played the 'we will rock you' tune on the piano while Wakko burped along. Then halfway through it, Dot appeared to refill him with lots of soda and then dashed away as he finished the song.
When the song was over, a male opera singer came onto the stage and sang. While he sang, the warners joined us in the audience and noticed the guy that was sitting next to us wearing a red shirt.
"Is that Mel Gibson?!" Dot asked, loudly. "Sssh!" everyone said in annoyance. "Shut it yourself, crazy heads!" Slappy yelled as she was nearby us with Skippy. "Actually, I'm his distant cousin, John stand-in" He said. "Reeeally? So want to be Our 'Special' friend?" Yakko asked. "No! I'm trying to watch the performance" He replied. "Corndogs! Get your corndogs here!" Dot said as she held a tray of corndogs. "oh! Oh! I want one!" I shouted. "Quiet! Will you?" John yelled. "Do you know who we are?" Max asked. "No" John said.
"Then you're officially our special friend!" Katie chimed. "and we're going to drive you insane!" Dan added. "Ahhh!" John yelled. "hey buster, either pipe down or get out!" Slappy yelled. "He's not Buster, That's Buster!" Wakko said as he pointed at Buster bunny the blue guy with his friend (who he might be in love with), Bags the pink bunny who was also in the audience with us.
'It's time for the Rita, Patch and Runt skit break-between-moments-in-time show' the male singer trio sang.
"Say, Rita. Where are we going now?" Runt asked. "We're going to New York to find the perfect home" Rita replied. "Sounds great" Patch exclaimed.
Then they jumped on top of a yellow cab-taxi (whichever you want to call it) that was traveling to New York. 'Hey Rita. Hey, Rita. Why doesn't Runt realise we're cats? Is he just blind or merely just so sad?' Patch sang. 'Well, Patch. I don't know, as far as things go; He just doesn't seem to notice or realise that fact' Rita sang back. "Hey, are you guys talking about me? It's almost time for tea" Runt said in tune. "So we're on our way to new Yorrrk!" they all sang in unison
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"So who are you?" John asked Dot. "Well, I'm Princess Angelina Contessa Louisa Francesca Banana Fanna Bo Besca the Third" Dot said in a menacing, evil-like deep-ish voice different to her own as she grew to a large height. "Uh-oh!" John said, softly.
"Don't worry, she's only like this when she wants to show off!" Yakko reassured him.
Then a screen appeared on the stage and showed the lion king parody, 'The tiger prince' with Yakko in it. And when the cute tiger cub fell, Skippy began to cry his eyes out really loud.
"Skippy, calm down it's just a movie" Slappy said. "Hey, look! 'Who' is on the stage now" Skippy said, once he'd quickly recovered. "What's the name of group?" Slappy asked. "Who" Skippy said.
"The guys on the stage" Skippy said. "That's 'Who!" Skippy tried to explain. "I what to know what the band on stage is called" Slappy yelled. "It's 'Who!" Loads of people along with Skippy replied. "Oh, just forget it" Slappy sighed.
They continued to watch the band on stage while we sang the 'chopstick' song which drove John crazy and made him race out of the concert as we chased after him. "You know, I think I could get use to toon life" I said to Max. "Don't get too comfortable. Remember you've got family like I do in the real world" Max said, reasonably. "Yeah, I know" I sighed.
"Hey, Skippy. Let's have more fun by following that crazy guy who just ran out screaming" Slappy suggested. "Ok!" Skippy said, cheerfully as they dashed after us.
Then John stopped at the water tower and was completely surrounded by all of us. "What are you going to do to me?" He asked, worriedly. "Nothing, we just want to have fun!" Yakko said as the warners kissed John. "Spew!" Skippy said in disgusted as they arrived 2 seconds later.
"I've got to go now…" John began. "Don't start that with me, bub!" Slappy yelled. "Hey you remind me of a young Springsteen" Slappy said as she closed at him up-close.
Just then, Walter Wolf and Candie Chipmunk approached Slappy from behind. "Hi, there Walter and Candie. What can I do ya for?" Slappy asked. "we'd like to give a gift that's a bouquet of flowers" Walter said as he handed her a bunch of white flowers that had hidden dynamite inside.
"No thanks, flowers make me puke" Slappy said, handing them back as she randomly found a piano right next to her and played the same tune that she played on the xylophone with the dog which back the dynamite explode in time with the music in Candie and Walter's faces. "Well, that failed" Walter said, as he fell to the ground.
Then we handled John a white box and he opened it to reveal Dot's new pet, a large purple spike monster with large yellow eyes. John ran way and we went up the water tower. I unintentionally touched my phone screen and the screen turned white as I dropped it on the soft carpet floor.
"Whoa!" we all said in surprise. "Think that's your ticket out of here?" Wakko asked. "Guess so, Wakko. Guess so" Wendy said, sadly.
"Wait a minute, you three can stay here and we'll go" I suggested. "I guess we could do that.." Zack trailed off. "Wait just a second, Where's Patch?" I asked.
Patch was still with Rita and Runt, venturing through the bright streets of New York and looking through Garbage for food. "Do we have to do this every day?" Patch complained. "Yes" Rita replied.
"You're a very good dog, Rita. Defiantly a good dog" Runt said. "Patch? Patch?" I called out. "Say what he's with a certain cat and dog duo?" Wakko suggested.
"Rita and Runt!" Dan exclaimed. "He's somewhere in New York" I said as I looked at the tracker device on my phone while the screen was STILL bright white. So we raced there as fast as we could with toon speed. We ran into Ms Flameil in the streets of New York instantly.
"Time for a Pop quiz" She said.
Yakko blind-folded my eyes and Dot gave me a yellow cream soda can and Max gave a pink cola soda can.
Then I drank both of the can.
"Hm.. I like the first one!" I said as they untied the blind fold.
"She like Cream soda, Mama!" Wakko said in a funny different voice as he played the piano.
"yeah, yeah, yeah!" Yakko, Dot and the others sang.
"Goodbye!" Ms Flamiel said, coldly.
Then we got closer and closer until we were nearby to where Patch, Rita and Runt were.
"Are you going to complain the whole way?" Rita said. "No?" Patch said, timidly.
"Patch!" I yelled, then patch's ears twitched and his eyes widen at the sound of my voice. "See ya later guys, I've got to go to my friend" Patch said with a smile as he raced into my arms.
"I wanna go too!" Runt whined.
"Have you forgotten what I'm like with human?" Rita asked.
"You want to go too, don't you?" Runt pushed on.
"No…"Rita said, but her eyes said yes as she didn't look at him as she talked.
Then she sighed.
"Let's go, then" She said, finally giving in to her true feelings as they both ran after Patch.
"Guys, this is Grace. My faithful friend" Patch said, happily.
"Come with us" I said, happy that I was meeting the two of them properly this time at last.
"Ok!" Runt said and they all followed us back to the water tower.
"Goodbye, Yakko, Wakko and Dot!" We yelled as we all touched my phone while holding hands.
"here's a very special present from us to you!" Yakko yelled as they each threw a special golden mallet at us while mine was purple with golden streaks. "Thank You!" I yelled, happy that I'd get to do cartoon violence in the real world.
"We'll visit soon!" Max yelled as we faded away into thin air.
"Well, we've finally got a family!" Katie sighed as she, Wendy and Dan kissed the warners on the cheek with glee.
We arrived back in reality and my parents were back from their long trip away. They were standing outside the door, wanting to get in. So we brought down the shield and I used my mallet to make a cartoon tunnel den for the remaining rangers to sleep in with a secret key pad that recognises your hand to gain access behind my sliding door wardrobe before I let my parents enter inside the house with my sister and I smiled, feeling incredibly satisfied.
"D, We've got an addition to the family; Meet Rita and Runt!" I said with a smile as they walked in front of me with patch beside them as they meowed and barked at the same time.
"This is my friend Max. She'll be staying here for a while" I said.
"Pleased to meet you, I'm one of her best friends" Max said with a cheesy grin.
After that, we had dinner and then rushed upstairs as I turned on my ultra-cool stereo and played the 'Animaniacs' theme song from my phone through the speakers that was connected through blue tooth.
"We're tiny, we're tooney. We're all a little looney and we're invading your TV!" The tiny toons sang.
"I'm Yakko, I'm Wakko; I'm sometimes Dot the cutie! How ya feeling all tonight?" The warners sang along with their cousins tune on my phone screen.
"Let's have a whirl of fun!" we all sang along as we danced around my room.
Once the Warners' part of the song ended, They were called to go back to class for one more lesson.
Ms Flamiel was in an army uniform version of her normal purple outfit this time. "Today class, we're going to learn about the history of the world. Are we clear on that?" She asked.
"We're not clear, we're opaque" Yakko said; then he clicked his fingers as he said "Now we're clear" as they all turned transparent. "The bad guys multiplied; Dot, Wakko. Can you multiple?" She asked.
"Like this?" They asked as more copies of themselves appeared in the room.
"Ok; repeat after me" she said. "Repeat after me" The warners repeated.
"No, no, no! I haven't started yet!"
"No, no, no! I haven't started yet!"
"If I was the president, I would you arrested!"
"Huh?" The warners said in confusion.
"That was my subconscious talking" Ms Flamiel said, awkwardly.
"Recess!" Yakko yelled as they all ran out of the room.
Ms Flamiel sighed hopelessly in grief and sadness.
"It's that time again!" Yakko said. "To cover Mr Plotz with hot sauce?" Dot asked.
"No" Yakko replied ."Not the wheel of Morality!" Wakko exclaimed.
Then Yakko spined the wheel. "Wheel of Mortality, turn, turn, turn. Show us the lesson that we should learn and Today's number is…" Yakko said.
Then the wheel stopped at a huge number. "15000!" Yakko exclaimed. "' The future is always near but far, so laugh no matter where you are'" Yakko read the note from the wheel.
"Everyone needs laughter. It's the world's best medicine" Dot stated. Then Ralph came running towards them and Wakko threw a cream pie at his face as they dashed away.
The End
With help from you guys I might be able to make a sequel!
Hope you enjoyed all the warnerric fun!
I think it's the tiny toon's turn to have more adventures once I find a way to watch more of their episodes!
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