Hey, think you could do Howard and Evil Julians thoughts from "Mastermind Disaster-mind"? It would be so bruce! Keep it up and Happy Story Weaving!

-Liliana Dragonshard

Wish I could do Evil Julians thoughts... but I feel like that's too much of a challenge for me :( So instead, here's Howard's perspective of the whole episode. Enjoy!

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Howard's eyes narrowed as he watched Randy ask for fries, which he noticed to be the last ones, and boast about his latest victory against the robot sent from McFist.

"So I just," Randy made a popping sound with his mouth. "And problemo solvedo! Ninja two! Forces of evil, ah zilch! It's just too easy, baby."

"You got that right." Howard muttered.

"Or maybe I'm too good. Do you think that's possible? To be too good?" Randy bragged.

Howard scoffed, "You're not too good, it was too easy! You unplugged a robot! No offense, but your enemies are a joke."

"Uh, yes offense." Randy said, "And you have no idea what you're talking about, no offense."

"Um, double offense!" Howard shouted, "I know exactly what I'm talking about! If I was your enemy, I'd beat you every time."

Randy bent down in a laugh. "You, beat me?"

Howard laughed. "Yes, me. Beat, you. I am a mastermind. I can get you to do anything I want."

Randy just laughed at him, took his fries from the lunch lady, and started walking off. He blinked and turned to Howard, who stood at the counter casually. "Yo mastermind, you coming?"

Howard grinned widely and spoke. "I'm waiting for the chili fries."

Randy was beside him in a second. "There's chili fries? Ugh, why did I order the fries fries?!"

Hook, line, and sinker. Howard couldn't keep the smile off his face. "If you want the chili fries, I'll take the fries fries off your hands."

"Thank you buddy." Randy said, and handed his tray off to him.

Howard took the tray happily and walked off as he heard Randy asked the lunch lady for chili fries.

He was pushing a fry into his mouth when the lunch lady pointed at him and Randy spun around too. He pointed a finger to the side of his head. "Mastermind! Also, could you grab some ketchup?"

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"Alright class, three more minutes to finish your atomic models." Mrs. Driscoll announced from the front of the class.

Randy and Howard had been goofing off the rest of the time Mrs. Driscoll had given them, but as she called out the time, Randy picked up the parts, and started assembling his pieces.

Howard barely paid any attention to Randy, as he rambled on about Howard stealing his fries.

"You're right." Howard absentmindedly commented, and flicked the pencil he was playing with off the table. "Oopsie daisy, dropped my pencil."

Randy automatically bent down to grab it, used to Howard's "clumsiness".

Howard swiftly switched the completed model with his own pieces, still broken apart. As Randy sat up with the pencil again, Howard smashed the model with his fist, and redid it, into a face.

"I mean, you can't even do your own homework. How could you be a mastermind?" Randy complained.

Howard threw his pencil off the table again. "Oops! Oh, I am such a cluts!"

Randy bent down again, and Howard switched the models once more, grinning. Cunningham didn't even know what was coming at him.

"Now a true mastermind would like, I don't know, they would um..."

"Get you to do my homework without you knowing it?" Howard completed for him.

"Yes! Yes exactly!" Randy agreed.

Haha, he was triumphant once more. Howard raised his hand and wiggled it in the air. "Mrs. D! Done with my model thing!"

"Excelent work, Mr. Weinerman." Mrs. Driscoll praised. "Your model is the atomic bomb! A!" She spoke in a deep voice, mimicking Mr. D. She cast a disappointed look at Randy. "But Mr. Cunningham, I'm afraid yours is a nuclear disaster. D!"

Randy gasped and looked down at the frowny face model. "What the juice?! How did you-?"

"Master. Mind" Howard told him simply.

Randy groaned.

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Howard had tossed the bouquet up in his locker before Randy could see it. Randy was now pacing around behind him. He however, was faking that he needed it, falsely attempting to reach for it.

"... It's not gonna happen again. You know why? You're not a mastermind." Randy peered at his struggle. "Here, let me get that..." Randy took it and turned around. "...Bouquet?"

It may have been coincidental for Randy, but not at all for Howard. He, in fact, had it planned for. Howard smirked and tugged a rope that was beside him, dropping the painted banner in the hallway.

One look at the "Randy 3's Flute Girl" banner, and the hallway burst into laughter.

Flute Girl rejected Randy, harshly, then stalked out of the hallway.

Randy stuttered for an excuse. "Uh, no, but I didn't, I don't even..."

"Mastermind!" Howard shouted at him this time, letting him get the message clearly.

Randy growled and stomped out of the hall.

Howard stood laughing at Randy's retreating figure. "Haha... he makes it too easy."

And before you ask, it was worth missing half of class in the "bathroom" to paint the banner.

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The two were walking through the 'short cut' through the gym, and were still discussing the matter of Howard being a mastermind.

"...Just admit I'm a mastermind, and if you had to face me in battle, you would lose." Howard demanded.

"Never!" Randy shouted defiantly.

Howard shrugged, he expected that. "Then I highly suggest you take two steps to the left." He pointed to the doors.

"No! No, I'm not doing anything you say! Me, master of my mind!" Randy proclaimed, and was immediately slammed into the wall from being too close to the door.

Howard watched as two teams of basketball players run through the doors, slamming Cunningham in twice. It seemed he learned his lesson, and tried to go left to avoid being hit again.

But unfortunately, the door did slam open, and this time Morgan's dance team twirled, cartwheeled, and spun into the gym. Howard watched surprised as they entered. He did not calculate for them to come through... but it was an added benefit.

Howard stepped in front of his best friends pitiful self. "Master, mind." He told him, lifting a hand for both sides of his head.

Randy screamed, and Howard wasn't sure if it was in fear or defeat, and ran off.

Howard already knew he was going to the bathroom, to confront Nomicon, but Cunningham ran off to take the long way to the bathroom.

He laughed evilly to himself, and ran to the bathroom, through the quick route. Howard sat down in the middle stall, and awaited Randy.

Randy came, and slowly backed into the stall, making sure no one was in the bathroom. "Nomicon, you gotta help me. I think Howard might actually be a-"

"Mastermind?" Howard finished for him.

Randy screamed, and pushed Howard out of the stall, shloomping into the Nomicon as soon as he locked the door.

Howard watched the light blink, and laughed. "Mastermind."

He paused and stood alone in the quiet bathroom, then left. Time for his next mastermind plan.

Howard went to the cafeteria, and pushed his way to the back of the kitchen, to the refrigerator. He opened the door, and found the large box of butter, as he expected. He grinned maliciously, knowing that that was how the lunch lady made roadkill taste so great. He heaved the box out, and left, but not before grabbing a large butter knife.

The butter was pretty cold, and would slowly melt due to the heat outside. Howard ignored the strange looks from people, and went outside to the schoolyard. There were several people outside, but none seemed to mind him. He unpacked the butter, stacking them nicely, and tossed the box behind him somewhere.

Howard stacked the butter according to plan, and smoothed out the edges, slowly and firmly forming it into a bench shape.

He whistled calmly, enjoying his work, when a shadow covered him. He looked up to see Julian.

"Pardon me, fellow student. I seek your companion, Randall." He said.

"Who?" Howard asked.

"Randall Cunningham, the youth with whom you are often spotted." Julian further explained.

"Randy?" Howard realized. "Nah, he's in the can. Now leave me alone, I'm mastering a mind here!"

Julian seemed strangely happy, and laughed oddly as he walked off. Howard watched, but ignored it, returning to his creation.

"Ooh butterbench! You are my greatest creation!" Howard cheered, and kissed it, it's saltiness getting on his lips. He licked his lips in glee. "Mmm..."

"What the juice are you doing?"

Howard moved his eyes to the figure who spoke. His smile turned to a sneer. "What's it look like, Debbie Kang? I'm building a bench!"

Debbie put her hands on her hips. "Out of butter?"

"Yes, out of butter! What else could it be?" Howard answered.

"Where did you get all of that, anyways?" Debbie inquired.

Howard shrugged. "The school's fridge. You won't believe how much of it the lunch lady has."

Debbie's face turned into disgust. "Really? Uck, that's so gross."

"Rather delectable, to me." Howard replied.

Debbie scoffed. "Let me guess, it's for Randy?"

Howard laughed. "Bingo, Debbie Kang!" He rubbed his hands in thought. "He won't see what hit him!"

"Err, right." Debbie said, and walked off, leaving Howard alone again to work on his butter work.

He finished the bench in no time, and took his spot next to the light pole nearby, licking the butter knife clean. Howard was almost done licking it clean, when he heard Randy laugh.

Howard laughed. "There he is. Saved ya a seat." He presented the bench.

"You didn't expect me to do it, I didn't expect me to do it, but I did it!" Randy claimed. "Oh boy, I did it!"

Howard watched him maneuver to the bench, and eyed the close proximity. "Why don't you take a load off, and tell me what the juice you're babbling about! Please, sit."

"I did the unexpected! Who's the mastermind now?" Randy laughed out.

Howard narrowed his eyes. This was taking too long, and Cunningham was starting to creep him out. "Seriously, I think you should sit down."

"You sent Julian to ask me for the Sorcerer's power ball." Randy explained, and inched down into the bench. Howard's grin grew as he waited for it to happen. "And you expected me not to give it to him." Howard held in his groan of frustration, and face-palmed. "So I did the opposite. I gave Julian the ball." Randy announced, and Howard's eyes widened. "Sick that, in ya masta'mind."

Howard absorbed Randy's words. "I didn't send Julian to ask you for the power ball."

Randy laughed nervously, and Howard blinked unfazed. "Y-yes, you did. 'Cause if you didn't then that means I gave Julian an orb of ultimate evil... and I didn't do that, did I? Did I do that?"

Howard shrugged. "Seems like, ya did" Howard tried to explain nicely.

"Ho boy..." Randy sighed and sat down on the bench.

Howard grinned as he saw the butter melt and form around him like a blanket.

Randy sat undisturbed. "This, was your plan, wasn't it?"

"Oh," Howard sighed. "I hate to say it but, mastermind."

"I have to get that ball back." Randy claimed, and stood up, only to slip and fall onto his face. He gave up and pushed himself on the ground like a worm, away from the butter mess.

"Tough to top this one, tough to top this one..." Howard thought out loud.

As Ninja appeared to get Julian, Howard returned inside the school, and wandered the hallway. He walked past an open storage closet, and stopped, backing up to peer in it again. His eyes caught a box filled with thinner boxes.

"Ooh, idea" Howard grinned, and entered the closet. He grabbed the large cardboard box off the shelf and heaved it out of the room.

As he exited, he passed Sundown, who was going into the closet.

"Hey, Sundown. I'm taking these." Howard told him, and continued walking.

Sundown shrugged. "That's cool, bro."

Howard carried the rather heavy box outside, and set it down on the grass. He pulled out a box, and started wrapping the clear plastic wrap around two trees that stood rather close to each other.

He wrapped many layers around the trees, and went back to the pile where he had many empty rolls littered across the grass.

"It is hard... wonking work... being a mastermind" Howard panted out.

He turned as he heard the Ninja round the corner. "Right on time" Howard grinned. "Ninja! Whatever you do, do not run between these trees!" He shouted to him.

Howard giggled as he watched Ninja do the opposite, he went straight for the trees. But he jumped back as he noticed the large robot monster chasing him.

Howard's eyes widened when Ninja jumped over his wall of plastic, and made the robot run into it instead. He went over to where Ninja was standing.

"How'd you know I was gonna pull a wall of plastic?"

Ninja grinned. "I masterminded your mastermind."

Howard raised his arms in defeat. "Then I have nothing left to teach you."

Suddenly, stanked Julian burst free from the wraps, and floated into the sky, yelling at Ninja.

Ninja grabbed him with his scarf, and sent him flying the opposite direction, hitting the ball with a Ninja Ring. The robot exploded, and the stank dispersed.

"Ah Ninja three, forces of evil, ah still zero." Ninja cheered.

Howard, however, was staring at the explosion. Cunningham just blew up Julian! I mean, not like he cared about Julian, but that was just... wrong.

Ninja waved it off. "Ah, don't worry. That was evil Julian."

"Whew," Howard sighed, and laughed. "Oh, good. That would've been a tough one to come back from.

Ninja just laughed. "Smokebomb!"

Howard went to the doors of school, where Randy soon ran out of.

"Howard, look, I'm sorry I said that you couldn't beat me in a battle." He apologized.

Howard shrugged. "It's nothing. There's nothing I can do to you anymore."

Randy laughed. "Now I guess I can master your mind!"

"Haha, no. There's no way you can out think me, Cunningham." Howard told him.

"Is that a bet? 'Cause I'll be free all afternoon, to prove you wrong." Randy said.

Howard laughed. "You're on, Cunningham!"

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I love Debbie Kang and Howard too much, so I just had to add that little scene. Plus, she was in the background of the yard, talking to an unknown character, so it counts xD

They end up with another bet... those two, xP

This is soooo long! Ugh, 5 pages, but I don't think it's that great, since most of it feels like a recap of the episode. So if you want to read the episode, this is it! Waa... I'm so sad with this... :'(

Review and request!