"For the last time Ted honestly if you don't shut the hell up I will honestly kick you in the balls.." Emma growled. Ted had been moaning about baby things for the past hour.
"Honestly, Ted! Leave the woman alone. The babies about the size of a peanut I doubt it even cares right about now.." Chrissy shrugged. She was sat with Ted, Emma and Cody in catering.
"Yeah, man. Don't be a bitch!" Cody joined in causing Chrissy to giggle.
"Your worse than a girl!" Emma rolled her eyes at Ted.
"What the hell? Is this like bully a Dibiase day or something?" Ted pouted playfully at the group.
"No, because if it was bully a Dibiase day then I would do this.." Chrissy leaned over the table and punched Ted hard on the chest.
"Ouch! That hurt.. Jeez, what did I ever to do you guys?"
"She punches like a man doesn't she?" Cody shook his head. "Last night she kept punching me and now ive got like a dead arm. Its not cool when your own girlfriend can punch nearly as hard as you."
"Don't you mean wife?" Ted wiggled his eyebrows at the two newly weds.
"Wife smife.." Cody folded his arms over his chest.
"Cody Runnels. If you want to live then id be nice to your wife.." Chrissy stuck her tongue out at him and messed his hair up.
"Hey, pick on Ted not me!"
"Ted, you look like a baboon," Chrissy giggled and leant her head on Cody's shoulder.
"Do you mind not bullying my boyfriend thank you very much!" Emma glared at Chrissy and Cody who cringed. Emma was obviously been hormonal from the pregnancy but it scared Chrissy and Cody… a lot! Not to mention poor Ted was the one who had to put up with it all the time now.
"Yeah. Stop bullying poor Ted over here!" Randy smirked as he placed himself in between Chrissy and Cody to their misfortune.
"Sup baldy?" Chrissy giggled as she kicked Ted under the table.
"If I was to grow my hair back would you stop calling me bald?" Randy questioned.
"Of course. You wouldn't be bald anymore so I couldn't call you it but rest assured Randal I would find something else to call you anyway so doesn't really matter to me.."
"Control your wife please Cody.. Speaking of that how could you be so dumb to get drunk and actually get married. That's fucked up honestly. Even worse that your actually gonna stay married your fucking your life up big time.. Idiots," Randy rolled his eyes at the pair.
"You're a fucking jerk sometimes. This is none of your business.. Ive got enough of my brother butting into my life without you.." Chrissy snarled, stood up and walked out of catering.
"Jeez, now look what you've done!" Cody shook his head and followed Chrissy.
Randy shrugged. He could be blunt at times but he wasn't gonna lie. The two of them getting married really was a stupid thing to do, in his opinion anyway.
"Your pregnant right? That's another stupid thing to do.. Honestly, there's such a thing as a condom. Why don't you use it next time!" Randy chuckled to himself. Emma stood up, walked over to Randy and slapped him hard across the face.
"Now, you listen here Randall, like Chrissy said our lives have nothing to do with you so fuck off and sort your own life out before you start judging others.." Emma stormed out of catering. Ted patted Randy on the shoulder.
"Im sorry buddy, shes all hormonal.. She'll be fine later."
Randy shook his head. "These girls.. First they steal my baby oil and now I get slapped! What did I ever do to them?"
Chrissy sat on the edge of the stage where the guys where setting the arena up for tonight's show. What Randy said was probably right but he still had no right to go butting around in other peoples business. If she and Cody wanted to stay married then that was their decision and not his. Cody sat down next to her and pulled her into him.
"Randy had no business in what he said. Just ignore him. He can be a real jerk sometimes," Cody said as he gave Chrissy a kiss on the cheek.
"Yeah, I know. Its probably because I call him baldy all the time. I should probably stop.. Im only joking around though. Its when I call you a nerd. You know im joking right?"
"Of course. A day without you calling me a nerd would be like the end of the world.." Cody chuckled as he pulled himself and Chrissy up and gave her a soft kiss on the lips.
"Im thinking about actually officially changing my name.. You know since we're married I should really take your name on now.."
"Really? Wouldn't Matt mind?" Cody didn't want to anger Matt anymore than he already had, even though he was sort of okay with it all now.
"He'd have to get over it. I was going to get married some point or other. I want to be Mrs Chrissy Runnels.. It has a ring to it don't you think?"
"It sure does my darling!" Cody smirked as he pulled her in for another kiss. They were about to engage in an heated make out session when a small voice coughed causing the two of them to groan and pull away. Chrissy narrowed her eyes. It was Kelly Kelly. She couldn't stand her ever since that encounter a few weeks ago.
"Im gonna go see if Emma is okay.. I'll see you in a bit," Chrissy kissed Cody once more and headed out back leaving Kelly and Cody alone.
"So your married now?" Kelly asked him.
"Yes, I am. Do you want anything in particular?" Cody asked, slightly annoyed that she'd interrupted him and Chrissy.
"Not really. Shes a bit weird isn't she?"
"Kelly, its not really a great idea to bitch about my wife in front of me really is it.." Cody had never been to keen on Kelly, even though she obviously was very interested in him.
"What do you even see in her?" Kelly groaned.
"Shes brilliant Kelly.. She's 10x better than you. Now if you don't mind I have to go find her.." Cody walked away rudely leaving an annoyed Kelly behind.
"Why does he have to be such a jerk?" Emma cried into Ted. She'd been crying for the past 10 minutes ever since Ted had found her in the locker room. Her hormones were really kicking into action.
"Ignore him babe. Hes not even worth your tears," Ted said wiping the tears that were falling down her face.
"Im really glad I got someone like you who wouldn't leave me the moment they found out I was pregnant!"
"Well, in all honesty. Im glad we're having a baby.." Ted stopped talking. Emma gave him a confused look.
"Carry on?" She urged him. He was obviously going to say something else.
"I'll probably sound really cheesy okay but Im glad we're having a baby because that way you'll always be part of my life.. Like you couldn't just leave me.. Gah, I think im falling in love with you Emma! There I said it.."
Emma burst out into more tears and threw her arms around Ted. "Your too sweet. Im falling in love with you too Teddy. Your amazing!"
A/N
Awwww! Emma & Ted are too adorable.
Muahahaha, yes we like to bully Ted. Its fun.
Kelly can get lost.. She's after my husband -_-
Yeah, I sound crazy haha
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