Jade posted a picture summarizing a Wizard of Oz style play that she wanted to put on.
Jade
I really think we should put this play on. Where's Sikowitz when you need him!
Andre
3 guesses who you would play.
Jade
I'm listening.
Andre
If only there were a character in this play that hated everyone… ;)
Jade
If only I could kill Dorothy in the end then maybe I could learn to feel the part.
Andre
Or you could just dump coffee on her head…
Jade
I think she'd see that coming if I had cold coffee in my hand.
Andre
… Touché, West, touché…
Jade
*Smiles* You won't mind helping out with the music, will you?
Andre
Anything for you, Wicked.
Jade
Oh look, it makes jokes and nicknames. Cute.
Andre
I know. Hell, I would even go as far as to say that I'm down-right sexy.
Jade
Looks like somebody's back from the doctor.
Andre
You could say that…
Jade
What? No more sly comments?
Andre
*Sigh*… I can't be as slick as you forever, girl.
Jade
But slick Andre is always the fun Andre!
Andre
Saucy.
Jade
You're getting soft. Is it because of that girl?
Andre
I don't know what you're talking about…
Jade
Oh really now?
Andre
Well, that all depends on what girl you are talking about.
Jade
Who are you talking about, then?
Andre
Who are you talking about?
Jade
That girl you used to talk about… uhh… V… V something.
Andre
Veronica? Nah, that's not happening.
Jade
Then you're talking about the other V girl then?
Andre
Could be a V girl… or a W girl.
Jade
Oh so you're floating down that river again, huh?
Andre
I don't know if I could say "floating," … maybe "flailing" is more like it.
Jade
Drowning? That's never a good thing.
Andre
I didn't say drowning… At least not yet.
Jade
I'd say that was a cool thing if it weren't you that were drowning.
Andre
Thanks, Jade. You're so sweet. But you don't want anyone to know it. Do you?
Jade
You know me better than I do, Andre.
Andre
Of course I do… ;)