-.- I really suck at updating, don't I? Oh well, please enjoy this chapter! Dedicated to Phobeimos-san, I really can't thank you enough! XP enjoy this fluffy chapter!
Disclaimer (haven't done this in a while): I don't own Detective Conan….T.T
Well, enjoy! :D
It was an 'accident'. Really. But this 'accident' won't solve the problem of how the two teenagers, currently staying under one roof, have their hands locked together with a pair of handcuffs.
It was all Heiji's fault.
30 minutes ago:
"Heiji, are you sure we'll be fine?" Kazuha asked him as they walked past his house's gate and through the front door. He waved his hand in the air.
"Nah, it's fine. My dad doesn't come home until three days later because of a case (which he refused to bring me along). And my mom is in Europe." He said as he took off his shoes and went inside. Kazuha followed suite.
They went upstairs and Heiji opened a door, leading her into a fully furnished room with a nice view of the city. He grinned as she put her bag on the ground and lay on the bed. He said, "This is our guest room. You can use it for now. It has its own bathroom. My room is at the end of the hallway so if you need anything, you can just knock on my door."
"Thank you Heiji." Kazuha said gratefully.
"Ah. No problem. Call me if you need anything. Spare clothes and stuff are in those drawers over there at the corner of the room."
And with that, he closed the door.
=.=
"KAZUHAAA!"
Said girl jumped at the scream of her name. She had just gotten out of the shower in the spare pajamas when Heiji had shrieked her name. She rushed out of the room, only to be greeted by Heiji's sparkling eyes.
He said in awe, "It's the Smith & Wesson Hinge model 300! It's made from the highest quality carbon steel and is a high demand in the US and other countries! I can't believe my dad has it!"
Kazuha blinked. Then face-palmed herself. "Don't scare me like that! I thought you were in real trouble."
Click.
"Caught you at last, criminal." Heiji grinned. Kazuha's eyes widened.
"Get it off! Heiji, you ahou, this isn't funny!" Kazuha started shaking the handcuffs, but Heiji stopped her.
"Ahou, this can only be released with a key which…" He patted his shirt and shorts. He looked around. Heiji slowly looked at her, cold sweat dripping down his face. "Is probably lost…"
1…2…3…beep.
"You…AHOU!"
=.=
Present, Heiji's bedroom.
"Ne, Kazuha are you still mad at me?" Heiji asked her. She looked at him with a glare.
"Me? Mad? Why should I be mad at a guy who didn't think!?" She screeched at him and with a huff, turned away. Heiji rolled his eyes.
She's such a not cute girl. He thought to himself. But glancing at her with the orange pajamas being too big for her, showing a bit of exposed skin, made his body think otherwise. Heiji face heated up. This is bad. Really bad. As in super turn-Heiji-into-a-pathetic-piece-of-crap bad!
Grabbing the blanket, he threw it over her. Kazuha fell on the bed, all tangled up in the sheets. "Wha- what are doing, Heiji?!"
"Just go to sleep, ahou." Heiji grumbled at her. She emerged out of the sheets, her hair tousled and her ribbon nowhere to be seen. "I'll sleep on the floor."
"But-"
"Shut up, Kazuha. I'll sleep on the floor and that's that!" Heiji declared. Kazuha looked at him then grew mad.
"ARE YOU AN AHOU?!"
"Who are you calling ahou, ahou?!"
"You! You think I'll just let you freeze to death while I'm all comfortable?! Heiji you're such a moron!" With that said, Kazuha pulled her arm that was handcuffed with Heiji, making him land on the bed beside her. "There. Now don't be such a blockhead."
Heiji sighed as he leaned on his elbow. He said, "Kazuha, what do you think will happen when a boy and a girl are alone in a large house, sleeping side by side in the bed?"
Kazuha thought about it. Her face blazed red. She slapped his face. "Don't you dare touch me, hentai!"
"Wha-! Who are you calling hentai! Like I would want to do that with anyone! Moreover, you!"
"Yeah, yeah, whatever detective geek. This is my side," She drew a line that took up 80% of the bed. "And the left over space is yours."
Heiji started to protest but then Kazuha brought out his signed bat from under his bed. She had an evil look in her eyes. "Want me to break this?"
"AH! Don't touch that! It's a precious bat ya know!?" Heiji tried to reach for it, but Kazuha drew it away from him. She stuck out her tongue.
After a bit of fighting (a mixture of pillows and words), they finally flopped down on the bed exhausted. Kazuha said, "Don't you dare try anything, ahou."
Heiji rolled his eyes. "Like I would ever do that to a girl who has no sex appeal."
She slammed a pillow on his face.
"You're so annoying."
"You forgot to switch off the lights."
"You do it."
"No, you do it."
Click.
The whole room turned dark. Heiji and Kazuha exchanged looks.
They jumped out of the bed and burst out of the room in fits of screams and laughter.
"I've seen tons of scary stuff but that. THAT still creeped me out!" Heiji exclaimed as he caught his breath. Kazuha chuckled as she nodded in agreement.
"You wanna go watch something instead?" Heiji asked her. Kazuha smiled.
"Sure. What do you have?" Kazuha replied as they went down.
"Well…" Heiji began ticking off all kinds of detective movies and episodes of…guess who?
Ellery Queen.
"Aw come on! Heiji, you've been ranting about her for so long my ears are about to fall off! Don't you have anything else?" Kazuha complained as they stood beside the microwave, waiting for their instant popcorn to finish cooking.
He shrugged. "We gotta watch what we have."
The microwave went off with a ding and Heiji took out the popcorn in the bag, ripping it off and pouring it into a glass bowl. Kazuha took it and they both headed in the living room.
Plopping on the couch, Heiji switched on the TV and started flipping through the channels.
"Stop! I wanna watch that!" Kazuha cried out. Heiji jumped but pressed the button of the remote a few times until it turned on to a glittering pale boy and a girl lying down on the ground. Heiji stared at the screen in disgust.
"You wanna watch this pathetic piece of crap?" Heiji asked her. She nodded. He frowned and said, "No."
"But it's great!"
"No it's not! It's just about this weird guy meeting this lame looking girl, falling in love and then turns out he's a vampire who glitters! What's so great about that!?"
"But it's very romantic! And besides, don't you think they're a bit like Ran-chan and Kudo-kun? And also, there's this other guy who can turn into a wolf! It's very relatable!"
"At least I keep my pants on and not go around bare-chested after transforming. And that guy is also in love with the main girl, which makes the story freaking complicated."
"So you've watched it before!"
"Worst mistake of my life."
"Heiji, you ahou!"
"You're the ahou, ahou! Let's just watch this instead. Not too detective-ish and not too romantic. Deal?"
Kazuha looked at the screen and saw two men exploring an abandoned warehouse, their footsteps echoing throughout the building. "What's it called?"
Heiji grinned as he sat back and watched. Popping popcorn in his mouth, he said, "Supernatural."
You could imagine the fight after that.
The next morning found them together on the couch, sharing the same blanket, their bodies pressed together for warmth as the sunlight streamed down on their peaceful faces.
Okay, I added this a little later. I thought I had posted this online already. -.-" I'm such a forgetful person…
Anyway, thanks for reading and please review, tell me what you think, comments, critics (I need them), etc. I hope you had fun with this chapter! The next one will be the festival where everything escalates after that! *evil glint*
Ja ne!
*crowd claps, leaves stage*
