Okay, everyone, here's another Blu-shot, after almost a year of hiatus! This is just going to be mostly a crack-shot, since I'm just writing to blow off some steam. Sort of a random idea, sent by ElizabethTheAwesomeOtaku a while back, so it doubles as a shout-out to her as well ^-^

Year-Awaited Reviewer Thanks

Elizabeth: The funniest type of fan-girl? Hmm, I'd say any kind who goes for yaoi. Don't ask why, I don't understand how they find that hot, but their nose-bleed reactions are hilarious; I'm more into Chibi Vampire (or Karin, as it's also called); We all get picked on by someone (one reason why I'm writing now).

Fangface the Second: Thanks for the song suggestions.

Slight warning: This contains a lot of filthy language. Please read with caution.

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*BAM!*

Rudy shrieked as his bedroom door was broken down, and Izzy stood in the doorway, machine guns on her back. "IZZY! What in God's name are you doing?" he yelped.

"Get dressed, kid. We've got a mission," Izzy replied, tossing a shirt and pair of jeans at him.

"What? A mission? But-"

"Got an e-mail from Blu a while ago. Apparently, some troll on Youtube has been flaming her non-stop about some comment she made, going as far as telling her to go kill herself. …So we're going to go track the bastard down and give him a piece of our mind."

"You mean you barged into my room looking like Xena meets Rambo, just over some flamer?"

"Call up Jimmy too, while I wake up Danny."

"Wha…? Izzy! It's FOUR IN THE FRICKIN' MORNING!"

"I know. This way we can catch the troll by surprise. Now get moving!"

Rudy groaned, burying his face in his pillow. And to think, my life became this all because I brought home a talking cat… he thought.

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Safe to say Jimmy wasn't happy about being wakened so early in the morning. "IT'S FOUR IN THE FUCKING MORNING!" he shouted.

"I know, but Izzy's not going to leave until we go with her to help Blu…" Rudy groaned. "Just please come over, she's carrying machine guns!"

"Fine… but if this turns out to be a joke, I'm kicking your ass until your guts spill out your mouth!" With that, he hung up.

Izzy walked in, dragging Danny. "I don't see why we have to join…" he muttered.

"Because Blu needs all the backup she can get. Now you two lovebirds get dressed!" Izzy commanded.

Danny and Rudy bitterly slid into their clothes then followed Izzy outside, where they saw that Blu, Pin, and Wolf awaited them. "Hey, you managed to get them out here. Nice." Blu said.

"How did you guys get here?" Rudy asked, surprised.

"By train, how else?" Wolf responded. "Turns out our troll has been tracked to your neighborhood."

"Oh, great…"

Jimmy arrived then, Radio at his side. "So, where's this troll?" he asked grouchily, obviously in the 'don't fuck with me' mood.

"According to my hacking records, his house should be down the street, second house to the left," Izzy replied.

They walked down the street, and Radio turned to Blu. "So, what did this flamer say to you, exactly?" she asked.

"Ah, I was watching a video about vampires and werewolves, and it involved a scene from those damn Twilight movies." Blu scoffed. "I just stated how Twilight is an insult to both species, how they went from feared creatures from the night to sex-symbols, and some dude started flaming me about it, saying… oh, what was it, again?"

"'Shut your mouth you fucking whore, before I hunt you down and kick your fucking ass. Twilight is an awesome movie, and if you just stop shit-talking it and watch the film, you'd understand how cool it is and stop being a fucking bitch like every other fucking asshole who criticizes it.'" Wolf replied, and everyone gave him a look. "Uh… I was reading over her shoulder when she got it."

"Goodness." Radio gasped. "How did you respond?"

"Well, first I was all, 'Okay, stop dropping the f-bombs, psycho. I was only stating my opinion.'" Blu replied. "And the idiot responds back, 'Fuck your opinion, cunt!' and then I said, 'Alright, you potty-mouthed fuck, you want a flame-war? You got one! Twilight sucks, and you're nothing but a retarded faggot who gets an orgasm every time you see a vampire covered in glitter'. THEN he replied, 'Go fuck yourself, bitch! You're nothing but a dick-sucking blah blah blah, flame, flame flame…' He just went on and on with insults, until he finally ended with, 'Vampires and werewolves have always been sex-symbols anyway, always wanting to fuck someone'."

"Yeah, I didn't take kindly to that," Wolf sneered.

"So what did you do next?" Jimmy asked.

"I merely responded with, 'You're going to get your ass kicked TONIGHT'." Blu said. "And the douche responds with, 'You don't even know where I live, whore. Why don't you do the world a favor and just fucking kill yourself!'."

"That's when she called me and asked me to hack into his system and track him down," Izzy added. "I figure we can do the world a favor and get rid of the little shit-talker."

"All this because he just insulted you?" Rudy asked, stunned.

"Rudy. The kid told Blu to kill herself. He insulted every vampire and werewolf on the planet- which, being half werewolf, I won't take kindly either- and he was acting like a total dick just because someone didn't like some movie." Jimmy replied. "If you ask me, this kid was begging for an ass-kicking."

"Trolls like him are basically cowards, anyway." Pin added. "They're all talk over the internet, but once someone faces them in person, they break down. We'll just show the kid what happens when he goes too far with cyber-bullying."

"…Let alone going on a rant about how GREAT that damn saga is," Izzy scoffed. "I can list several reasons why it sucks."

"For one thing, they throw in too many pretty-boys," Blu started.

"And they make vampires sparkle like frickin' pixies,"

"And how the werewolves HAVE to take off their shirts every ten minutes of screen-time!"

"And how the chick is some depressed emo!"

"And the vampire is no better, all 'oh, I can't age, we can't be together unless you're a vampire and you shouldn't be' and she just ends up becoming one in the last movie!"

"And how she wants to get all over him, despite he's abstinent… which, actually, is the only good thing about that story." Wolf put in. "But it's basically contradictory since all the guys have to show half their bodies off!"

"And they pretty much ripped off 'Beauty and the Beast'." Izzy threw in. "I mean, girl who no one understands falls for a guy who believes himself to be a monster… There's even a scene where they dance to classical music!"

"And if it's not that, it's the over-use of the whole 'vampire vs. werewolf' cliché," Blu added. "I didn't mind that idea during the Underworld movies… but since they turned it into a fucking LOVE-TRIANGLE plot, it's lost its originality!"

"Yeah, we need more ACTION in those kinds of movies! More bloody violence, and brawls, and gory-"

"Hey, there's the house!" Pin interrupted, ending the rant. "Shall we go in?"

"Sure… What does the kid look like?" Jimmy asked.

"I traced to his facebook page. He's the guy with the zits, thin mustache, and glasses." Izzy replied.

They broke into the house and found the kid's bedroom… seeing a brown-green skinned creature sitting at the computer, while the kid mentioned was asleep. "Oh, shit!" the troll gasped, turning off the computer. "I-I wasn't pulling up anything immoral, honest!"

"Are you the guy who keeps flaming people on Youtube?" Pin demanded.

"So what if I am, fuck-head?"

"Yep, he's the one," Blu sneered.

"Wait-wait-WAIT… You mean the Youtube Troll is an actual troll?" Danny gasped.

"You got a problem with that, fag?" The troll snapped.

"We've got a problem with you hacking into someone's computer and using it to flame me!" Blu snapped, drawing a knife. "So, you want to step outside and settle our flame-war face-to-face, or are you too much of a coward?"

"Bring it, bitch!" The troll then increased in size. The kid in bed stirred a bit.

"Uh, maybe we should step outside, so we don't wake anyone and cause a scene?" Rudy suggested.

"Up yours, fucker!" The troll smacked him across the room into Wolf.

"That's it! I'm pissed!" Wolf snarled, then summoned his power and blasted the troll.

Everyone then leaped at him at once, stabbing, punching, clawing, biting, and just all-out beating the shit out of him, until he shrank down to normal size. Izzy then tied him up. "You're under arrest for computer hacking and spamming," she said.

"Oh, go to-" The troll began, until Blu stuffed a sweat-sock into its mouth.

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Once the troll was taken care of, Rudy and Danny went home and crawled back into bed, both of them sharing one tonight. "Well, that was a strange night…" Danny yawned.

"Yeah… I'm just glad it's over," Rudy said, snuggling close.

*CRASH!*

Izzy broke through the window. "Get your shoes on, boys! We've got a cat-burglar in the area!" she exclaimed. "An ACTUAL cat-burglar!"

Danny and Rudy groaned, collapsing in bed.

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A/N: Long live randomness! 8D

Please review. …Considering what just happened to the troll, you should think twice before flaming.