Evil people have feelings too! I bet even Ganondorf is tired of always being the villian. Poor guy...
"So, tell me what your worst fear is," the therapist asked.
"Well, it's just that, there have been so many games and fan fictions where I'm evil, whenever I go out into public people start screaming! I didn't even do anything!" Ganondorf growled, who was laying on a leather couch.
"Mm-hmm. Did you have another one of your dreams?" the therapist asked, who was sitting in a rocking chair writing on a clipboard.
"I'm walking in Hyrule Field, just walkin', then all of a sudden Link comes out doing a spin attack and kills me! I don't understand, I'm not really evil, it's just my job!" he exclaimed angrily.
"And how is anger management going?"
"It's helping quite a bit, but I'm still getting threatening emails and people are always prank calling me. I mean, why don't they go after Vaati?! He's evil, but I guess those stupid Minish are too cute to be bothered," he continued to rant.
"Have you considered saying sorry to Link and Zelda?"
"I tried, but they just laughed and said they'd be ready when I started plotting another attack. I'm beginning to think everyone believes I'm really evil," Ganondorf murmured. "It's just...not fair! They won't give me a chance to prove myself," he sobbed.