A/N: Hey GUYS!! Again I have really bad news…
Ed: Almost every chapters have bad news.
Shut up! It's because of school. Why do we even need to go to school? Anyways… I'll be in UAE for 5 days the week after next week and I won't be able to write this for next week so yeah… Enjoy!
P.S. I know you'll miss me
Disclaimer: Do not own FMA…
Dark Angel: Good morning!!
Roy: Is it? Is it really?
Dark Angel: How should I know?
Ed: You're the one who said good morning.
Dark Angel: I don't know what I usually say so shut up. There is a lot of dares in the reviews and it WILL take a while… So let's get started!
Ed: Keh…
Dark Angel: Don't 'keh' me! This first one is from featherfun, actually first two; I'm posting this now so I won't forget. Can you tie Envy down to a chair so that he won't escape and let Winry torture him for destroying Ed's automail? And tell Envy that I love him the same way he loves palm trees. (Why else would he make himself look like one?)
Hi, I dare Envy to sing Sexy, Naughty Bitchy by Tata Young because it just fits. And yes I know he's a dude, but that just makes it funnier!
Dark Angel: I GOT THE ROPE!!
Envy: WHAT?!
Winry: This is going to be fun… hehehe…
Envy: You'll never take me alive!! *runs*
Dark Angel: What's the point of running!! You're an homunculus! You can come back to life you idiot! *runs after Envy*
*few minutes later*
Dark Angel: Yosh… Finally got him… *pant*
Envy: *being gagged* MFFT!!
Winry: Hello ENVY! *starts hitting Envy*
Ed: What a workaholic…
Winry: Whatdaya say ed? You want a piece of this too?
Ed: I-a said I appreciate your automail work! Yeah, that's it!
Dark Angel: Oh and Envy, featherfun said they like your 'cosplay' clothing.
Envy: It aint cosplay!! It's the new trend!
Dark Angel: In palm tree world… And now start singing!!
Envy: DAMN YOU ALL. *sings*
Dark Angel: That was random… Next dare is from Vampryo77; Hey hey hey (( krusty the clown laugh(from simpsons) Watch the simpsons if the laugh needs referencing.
Anyway I'm a guy for one thing I dont know how many of the darers have been girls, but I think that my dares and truths may be a bit on the manly side so dont hate me for it
Ed: You are not allowed to express your anger when anyone calls you short lol
Al: I consider myself to be a cat person so I'll give you a truth what kind do you preffer. solid color, or calico.
Winry: make out with hawkeye ((see told you it would get manly))
Roy and Ed: must watch, and express how they felt about it.
any way I'll see ya'll later, I support EdxWin, RoyxRiza
VAMPIRES RULE, WEREWOLVES DON"T RULE AS MUCH
Dark Angel: LOL dude… Now let's see… What should I say to Ed? Oh, I know! Ed = short.
Ed: WHO'R-
Dark Angel: Ed.
Ed: I'm in despair, in despair…
Dark Angel: Good job boy! Here's a treat!
Ed: I am not a dog!
Dark Angel: I used to have a dog… but it died… I got over it. Wait, tears comin' back! *walks away*
Al: Poor Dark Angel.
Winry: Yea… I feel her pain.
Dark Angel: Cryin's over! Now Al!
Al: I guess I would prefer the solid color.
Dark Angel: I like calico!
Ed: I like none!
Dark Angel: Shut it shrimp!
Ed: W-
Dark Angel: *death stare*
Ed: That is just plain old creepy.
Dark Angel:The next one is- OMG!!
Winry and Hawkeye: DAMN YOU!
Dark Angel: I hate these matchings! Yaoi and the other one!
Ed: EWW!! This is worst!
Dark Angel: DUDE! You ARE a DUDE!
Vampryo77: Hehe!
Ed: Hey! It was a dare so do it! DO IT!
Winry: You seem very excited. I can't believe I am doing this!
Hawkeye: I will regret this! *kisses Winry*
Dark Angel: I not even gonna bother taking a picture… I think I'm going to throw up!
Ed: Then I'll take the picture! *snatches camera*
Dark Angel: HEY! THAT'S MINE! *fights Ed*
Al: *sigh* They are such kids…
Dark Angel and Ed: NO WE'RE NOT!
Al: Whatever you say…
Dark Angel: Well Roy and Ed, what?
Roy: That was… I can't even say it…
Ed: That was COOL!
Dark Angel: YOU'RE SICK! Anyways, Vampryo77, I think werewolves are better! XP
Winry: You're so immature.
Dark Angel: NO I AM NOT!! Anyways, this next dares are from WaterGirl11; MUH HA HA HA HA!
Hey! I'm Watergirl11, Please call me watergirl or Ngu, I like Ngu better btw, Ok, I got some dares, And evil ones too.
To Ed: I dare you to not say anything bad to anyone who says Short{REALLY BIG ED FAN!}
To Al: I have no dares for you, I could dare Al, Al is not to be messed with, oh, here's some cat stuff *Gives all Cat stuff* Good luck.
To DarkAngel: I dare you to, muh hahaha, to sing Hoedown throwdown with Winry 10 times, here's the lyrics *Hands lyrics to Winry and DarkAngel*
To Roy: Hum... What can be used againest the firebaka... YES YES THAT IS IT! I DARE ROY TO NOT CALL ED SHORT OR MAKE FUN OF HIM FOR 2 MONTHS!
To Envy: Well, This is kindy weird, {BTW, I DON'T KNOW Y, BUT, I HAVE A CRUSH ON ENVY, YOUNG AND CUTE~ XD} Ok, I dare you to change into Ed for 4 months.
To Riza: No dare, Yet, Well, Here, *Hands full loaded gun, which is gold* I dare you to shoot Roy in the sides!
To Winry: This is a truth, Do u really hate short guys?
To Ed: I dare you to drink nothing but milk for 1 week!
To DarkAngel: I wanted to give you lots and lots of Kandy! *Hands DarkAngel tons of Candy*
To The State guys: Ok, This might be evil but, I dare every state guy, but Roy, To kick roy there!
To The Futher: Ok, I want a true answer, Why did you vist ed? Volume 4.
To Armstrong: I dare you NOT to hug ed or al for the rest of your life and to punch roy for a hello and goodbye!
To Ed: I'm really sorry about this dare, I dare you to dress as a girl for 12 months!
To Huges: I'm really sorry huges, but, I dare you to talk about Ed no-ne~ stop!
To Roy: I dare you to watch 1 and 2! And LEARN THE DANCE ON THE SECOND ONE AND THE LYRICS!
To All {But DarkAngel, got a special two for you}: I dare you all to act out a murder! And Ed has to be Sherlock homes, roy the murderer, Al,SORRY, the vitcum, Riza the police woman, Winry YOU MUST BE DASWON, Envy must be,sorryenvy,The maid.
To Lust: Out of Envy and Roy, Who is gayer?{Homosexual}
To Envy&Ed: I dare you two to kiss infront of the ones you love, and DarkAngel must send me a picture.
To DarkAngel: Dare: You must be nice to everyone but Ed and ROY!
To DarkAngel: This is a question: Do u know DNAngel? And SOUL EATER IS THE SECOND BEST ANIME{FIRST}
To Ed: I dare you to kiss everyone{Even Hohomei} on the lips 10 times.
Thats it! Sorry for it being long, I just wanted so much dares! It was my brain, Ok, This is a message for Ed from my friend on , xhyperchickx!
Sanako: To Ed, Do u love roy? I hope so, Everyone pairs you to, read the other fanfics, Ngu told me to read 55 miles! It was great! you must read it DarkAngel! Sanako/Nami Kizune aka xHyperChickx
Baibai tan tan taan~
Dark Angel: HOLY-
Ed: SHIT.
Winry: WHATTHE-
Al: I am now very scared.
Ed: Me too Al…
Dark Angel: Well lets get this over with! First one is for Ed. SHORTY!
Ed:… This is HARD!
Dark Angel: Life's tough kid. Now Al's kitty.
Al: KITTIES! I ALWAYS GET THE GOOD ONES!
Ed: NOOO!!!
Dark Angel: Now it's Winry's turn and…My turn? WHAT?! I hate that SONG!!
Winry: What's so bad about it?
Dark Angel: Watergirl11, you will pay!!
Winry: Better get this over with. *starts dancing*
Dark Angel: WHAT?! Winry! Don't give up on me!! Oh well… *starts dancing aswell*
Ed: This is good. *recording*
Dark Angel: ED!! *Stops and jumps* HISSS!!!
Ed: Ah… AHHHHHH! *runs*
*a few days later*
Dark Angel: While Ed is currently dead right now,
Ed: Ugh…
Dark Angel: Let's head to the next dare! Roy!
Roy: WHAT?! But i-
Dark Angel: No one cares now zip it!
Roy: *sobs*I hate you…
Dark Angel: Oi Envy~
Envy: No way I'm going to look like that!
Ed: What?! Why? This look is such a badass look!
Envy: What I'm aiming for is young and cute!
Dark Angel: Well Ed is young and cute!
Ed: I ain't CUTE!
Dark Angel: Yes you are!
Envy: In that case *turns to Ed*
Dark Angel: Now Riza. SHOOTIN' TIME!!
Riza: Since it's a dare, I might as well do it. *points gun at Roy*
Roy: I-is t-this really n-necessary Lieutenant?
Riza: This hurts me more than this hurts you Colonel… *shoots*
Roy: AHHH!!*falls dramatically*
Dark Angel: *eating popcorn* So much drama. Want some? *hands some to Winry*
Winry: No thanks.
Dark Angel: So Winry. Do you REALLY hate short guys?
Winry: Yes.
Ed: *shot*
Dark Angel: Poor Ed… But wait a second… Didn't he grow in the middle of the manga?
Ed: *back to life* YEAH! I DID GROW!
Winry: The question was did I hate SHORT guys Ed, not did I hate you.
Dark Angel: So basicly what you're saying is that youlike Ed?
Ed: HUH?!
Winry: *blushes* I-I did-didn't say t-that!!
Dark Angel: I couldn't understand a word you just said from all the stuttering. Now it's Ed's turn. Here's your first batch.
Ed: WHAT?!
Dark Angel: Here's a drawing of you after one week. *draws Ed tall*
Ed: Why am I a stick man?
Dark Angel: I don't want to waste to much time. DUH!
Ed: Blech, Disgusting. *drinks milk* I AM BURNING!!
Dark Angel: Hehehe! Now it's mah turn… CANDY!!
Ed: What a freak.
Dark Angel: Look who's talking. Now the state peoples. Go YOU OCD FREAKS!!
State military: THIS IS FOR GIVING US MANY PAPERWORKS!! *kicks him- you know where*
Roy: WHY ARE YOU ALL AGAIST ME?! *falls to the ground again*
Dark Angel: What an idiot. Now the question to Fuhrer.
Fuhrer: I just wanted to warn him about going to far with the homunculi.
Dark Angel: "just"? Suspicious… Anyways, Armstrong. Time to say hi to Roy.
Roy: Why are you all doing this to me?!
Dark Angel: Cause you're an OCD freak.
Ed: I just love you WaterGirl11 for beating up the COLONEL!! YAY!
Dark Angel: Time to dress up ED!
Ed: I hate you WaterGirl11!
Dark Angel: That wasn't nice! Now wear this!
Ed: NO!!
Winry: WEAR IT!
Ed: NO!
Winry: *hits him with a wrench*
Ed: OUCH!! *falls*
Dark Angel: Wow…Everybody's been falling a lot today. Just like my sister. *puts girly clothes on Ed* There! Now this next one is for Hughes.
Hughes: But my Elicia~chan!
Dark Angel: Ed TiME!!
Hughes: Fine… ED this Ed that. Ed blah blah blah!
Dark Angel: That sucked. Now singing time Roy!!
Roy: *sings*
Dark Angel: You sucked. Anyways, I just wanted to say that we can't act out the Sherlock Holmes thing cause Sherlock(Ed) is currently dead.
Ed: NO I'M NOT!!
Winry: Yes you ARE! *hits him on the head again*
Ed: OUCH!! AGAIN!!
Winry: I just love doing that!
Dark Angel: While you're having fun, the next one is Lust.
Lust: The most gayer one I think is, I think Envy. Roy is just a total womanizer.
Envy: HEY!!
Lust: The evidence is your clothes. You're a total girl.
Dark Angel: Whoa. Envy, total defeat. I actually agree with Lust there. Sorry palm tree. Now kissin' time!
Ed and Envy: WHAT?!
Dark Angel: *pushes head together* *click* Oi Winry! WATCH THIS! Sending and… SEND!
Winry: HAHAHAHA!
Al: What a bunch of idiots.
Dark Angel: now it's my turn. Wait a second… aren't I already nice?
Everybody: No.
Dark Angel: Harsh… And I do not know DNAngel. AHHHHH!!
Ed: WHAT?
Dark Angel: You have to kiss everyone! Including me?! NOOO!!
Ed: NOOOO!!
Winry: You guys are REALLY annoying ME!! *hits Dark Angel and Ed*
Dark Angel: AHHH!! OUCH!
Ed: MAKE HER STOP!! MAKE HER STOP!!
Winry: since the host is not breathing now, I'll continue. Ed.
Ed: No I don't like him. He's a perv…
Dark Angel: *wakes up* HEY! THAT's ALL! CYA!
A/N: Hey! That was really long! Phew! I'm sorry that I didn't put the dares you gave me… I promise to put them in the other chapter. I stopped in the last dares since it was really long. So if you had a dare, I'll put it in the other chapter.
Another thing I wanted to say was that I am creating a new FMA fan fic and I have no idea what to call it… if you want to help me with the title, give me a private messege and I'll tell you what it's about and it'll give you an idea. Thankies!