VKCRACK: So, it's been a while since I even thought of my fic. A lot of shit has been going on and just recently passed. So yeah… I'm back with more stupidity! Starting with Chapter 11. It gets a bit lamer near the end, but that's because I'm not feeling too much and am more fired up for a different idea. But yeah. Uh, part two will be up in a jiffy…. Lolz… no on uses the word jiffy anymore! Anyways, enjoy guys!

Disclaimer: Last year I got my awesome laptop until I realized that I don't own Vista, Microsoft, FireFox, youtube, the songs on itunes, which I realize I could never own, or Vampire Knight. Now that is a true FML…. PS: Don't own Backstreet Boys or *NSync…

Chapter 11: N'Street Boys, Oh Yeah!

Kaname, on a lazy Sunday afternoon, sipped his blood water as he tapped his feet to the beat of the old pop song. It was hard to find music that was so catchy and poppy. All that was on the radio was sex. Sure the pop songs from back in the day had to do with sex, but they weren't so blunt… Well, most of the time. But that was beside the point. So anyways, Kaname couldn't help but feel a little nostalgic for the old days, all the while feeling a groove he just couldn't shake. He couldn't help but get up and dance just as the song 'Everybody' blared from his stereo.

Kaname was feeling it! He tugged off that shirt and tossed it as his hips wiggled to the beat. It wasn't long before he pulled out his break dancing moves, mixed with other stuff. It was hot. But halfway through, he lost it. Something was just terribly off! He turned down the volume as he sat to think. A light bulb flashed on in his mind. He was alone!

"Blasphemy! That's it… I'm starting an all boys band! Oh yeah! That's right Backstreet and Sync! You have N'Street Boys to worry about!" He let out his stupid evil laugh as he totally forgot that they so were no longer making albums, the silly little vamp!

Shiki sat at his desk staring down at the half written song before him. Rima's birthday was quickly approaching and was limited for time. He had to finish this song or else! A growl of frustration rumbled in his throat as Kaname barged in. did the damned pureblood seriously think he was the king of the effing world?!

"What, Kaname-sama?" Shiki hissed.

"Now, now my dear little theoretical cousin. Your eye is twitching… Anyways. I demand you join me or else!" Kaname gave that dramatic finger pointing pose. Like in Yugioh when they point their finger and are all like 'I play this and you die!'… yeah… moving on! Shiki cocked an eyebrow.

"Join you with what?"

"No questions. Yes or no?!" Kaname began tapping his foot with the utmost impatience,

"Uh, fine… Will you go now?" Shiki looked back towards his song as he began to wrack his brain for the next word. It had to be butter cheeks. Perfect.

"Uhm, okay. Meet me downstairs at six." Kaname skipped out of the room and headed towards Kain's room.

Laughter of three different males rang from within. Three birds with one stone. Oh yeah, who's cooler? Berrycool is! Knock… Kno-knock-kno-knock knock… knock. The door flew wide open with an annoyed Kain.

"Kainy-brainy…! What are you doing?" Kaname smiled at the weasel like vamp.

"Fun stuff that you can't do," he replied hastily. Everything about Kaname changed for the worse. His whole aura and persona darkened.

"What did I say about having sex, let alone threesomes? I thought I said they weren't allow-"

"We AREN'T having a THREESOME! Geez!" Kain was about to slam the door shut, but he was .03611249 seconds too late. Kaname was inside.

"So, guys, I have something more fun than what anyone of you could have without me. So, will you join me?" He glanced around.

Kain was glaring out the window while Ichijou and Aidou shared a small look.

"If you guys do… Ichijou, I'll forgive you for the past few holidays. And Aidou, Kain, you two can have as much sex as you want! A vamp bro's promise!" The three stared at Kaname with blank faces before slowly turning away from him. They glanced at each other for a brief moment.

"Okay, maybe would should humor him, I mean, it'll be short lived! We should be safe…" Ichijou suggested to the two. But Kain immediately shook his head.

"Remember what happened last time? Ugh… I couldn't stand looking myself after that…" Kain muttered as a shuddered at the horrifying memory.

"Listen, he'll get bored and we can just quit if it gets too bad. And then we'll move somewhere where no one will know who we are and be safe!" Aidou chirped in. Kain hesitated for a moment, knowing both boys were right.

"Alright, fine. But the second this goes wrong, we're out." Kain didn't leave room for anymore discussion as he turned to Kaname and gave him a nervous smile. "W-we accept, Kaname-sama… We'll see you at six then."

Kaname couldn't have been happier as hugged the three and skipped out of the room. Only one person was needed. That person was Kiryuu Zero, the secret heart throb of several girls.

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Kaname walked into the Day Class dorms and headed towards Yuuki. Wherever his dear little princess was, the rabid Level E would be. He gave a quick knock on Yuuki's door before waltzing in. Two green faces stared up at him. For a brief second, everything was silent and then,

"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! OMG! OMGGGGG!!! WTFH?! W-w-what? Who are you aliens!?" Kaname screamed in terror. Zero rolled his eyes. "JK guys! Hey… Facials are so much fun! But, I need Zero." Before either could respond, Kaname was already dragging Zero out of the room. Six o'clock was quickly approaching.

Zero wiped the green mask off on his shirt before he tried to pull out of Kaname's grip.

"Where are we going? We were about to give each other a pedicure," Zero pouted as he attempted to fold his arms. It was a major fail. Kaname was just too strong.

"I'm bored and I've decided to recruit you for my idea." Kaname smiled.

"But… but… but… I don't want to join you." Zero again tried to pull out of the Purebloods grip once more, but still was unable.

"Oh stop whining. You're the only one with that icy look! You'll be perfect!" Zero just sighed in defeat. Maybe this would be a quick phase. So, they walked and walked and walked and walked and walked and in five minutes, they arrived back at the Moon Dorms and were now standing in the entrance, facing Shiki, Ichijou, Aidou, and Kain.

"Thank you all for coming! This is a great honor and I-" Kaname was quickly interrupted.

"Just tell us why the hell we're here…" Kain growled as he threw the dorm leader a peeved look.

"Fine, fine… I want to start a boy band! Oh come on guys, don't give me that look. I know you all want to join me. I mean, think about all the girls… and guys…." He smirked at Kain and Aidou, "you'll be getting! It'll be a lot of fun!"

Everyone looked at one another, sharing a hesitant look before looking back at Kaname.

"No. Just no…." Kain stated before turning to leave. A simple sniffle was enough to make him turn back around. An expression of disbelief was quickly scribbled on to his face. "Are you…? You aren't seriously…No….WHAT?"

"I-I just wanted…. I… But… Please…. All I want… A boy band… It's….I just… A DREAM!" Tears fell from Kaname's red eyes before he began sobbing hard. The King of Purebloods fell to his knees in disdain. "PLEASE! I just wanted a boy band!" He began slamming his fist in a horrible outrage. The others began backing in fear. They knew what was coming next the moment that small laugh slipped past their leader's lips. Zero just rolled his eyes.

"Are you seriously going to do what he says just because a homicidal maniac and is laughing as if he has a death note and a shikiamani thing…? I mean, seriously?" Zero cocked an eyebrow. "And people say I have the issues…"

"BOY BAND!!! NOW! OR YOU ALL SHALL DIE!!!" Kaname was now standing tall, fire burning in his eyes…

~ A couple of moronic hours of terrible convincing later!~

"… and friends do things for friends! That's why friendship is such a wonderful-"

"SHUT THE HELL UP AND WE'LL join…" Kain buried his face in his hands from the never ending shame.

"Uh… if we're doing this whole boy band thing, can I sing a song for Rima? Her birthday is tonight…." Shiki looked at everyone with dull eyes.

"What I stupendous idea, Shikipu! Alright, let's do it!" Kaname bolted up from his seat and beckoned everyone over to him. "Rehersal begins now!"

VKCRACK: And this is where I leave you guys to write up part two… Which shall be short and to the point. Hopefully… Yeah. Hope you guys liked it even the slightest. See ya next time. And remember children: Talking to strangers is completely fine. I mean, how else are we supposed to get groceries and fast food and meds and all that stuff?