Oh my! You and your reactions are just so funny! Thank you for the follows and your wonderful reactions, that kept me going on with this crack ship reaction fanfic!
I love you all so much! And le VIVA TOKYO GHOUL FANDOM! (/*A*)/
This request was made by devilsama666, your request was so funny to make. You know, funny story but the way. Yesterday I was doing the request, so I started to searching pictures of naki x akira if they were any. And of course I did'nt even believe people will ship it, cause you know. Its crack. But hey, they are actually people who ship these too.
And maybe your wondering, how do I know about that?
Well here is the picture I found:
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Yeah you read it, there's a actually a fanart about this ship so "devilsama666", you're not alone with your ship xD
You just discover Naki and Akira are dating? How do you respond?
Amon: …
Kureo Mado (Ghost): ….
Shinohara: …
Juuzou: Okay, think about this
Juuzou: Just
Juuzou: Imagine
Juuzou: THE CHILDREN!
Hanbee: Captain, please stop it!
Juuzou: Why, are you so mad Hanbee?
Juuzou: It's the truth, I mean he is stupid right?
Eto: Agreed to that!
Ayato: Second agreed to that!
Tatara: Third agreed to that!
Yamori: Fourth agreed to that!
Houji: Okay, i get the point. What's your point Juuzou?
Juuzou: My point is she is smart, he is dumb, he has no sense of fashion and THE MADO GENETICS!
Hide: Oh my god, the MADO GENETICS ARE STRIKING AGAIN!
Juuzou: Yeah, so imagine little blondies running around yelling and crying then for a while they will stop and stay silent.
Juuzou: They will think about what are they doing, and accidently broke one of their favorite toy and start all over again with the crying and screaming!
Juuzou: And they will be ugly as hell!
Nishiki: Nobody is safe of THE MADO GENETICS!
Uta: No one!
Kureo Mado: Honey, why?
Kureo Mado: Your mother was killed by the one eyed owl and I was killed by a ghoul and now you're dating a Ghoul?
Amon: Yeah, I thought you had something for me.
Misato Gori: *whispers* "I love you Amon!*
Amon: Who said that?
Akira: First, Amon that's so on the past
Amon: Ouch!
Amon: Right in the Floppy!
Akira: Second, father Naki is one of those ghouls just like
Akira: -Ahem- haise -ahem-
Akira: That are plain adorable, and you cannot consider them as ghouls.
Kureo Mado: Really, how about the eyes?
Akira: Father, you're getting off the topic and well practically our dates consists on therapy. I listen about this beloved precious Yamori guy and he listens on how do I to overcome my egocentrism.
Akira: Other dates consist hanging out and stay silent for a while and then star to cry together.
Seido: How can THAT be consider as a date?
Akira: That's my bae you know!
Naki: "snifss" Thanks *snifss*
Naki: Guys! I really appreciate all your best wishes!
Ayato: Best wishes?
Ayato: More like death wishes!
Hinami: Ayato!
Eto: Well, I mean that's surprising isn't it?
Tatara: Yeah, how the hell such an intelligent woman like that fall in love with stupid Naki?
Eto: The wonders of the human world, Tatara.
Miza: *sniffs* *sniffs*
Torso: You okay there?
Miza: Yeah of course, why would I care whose dating the dumb head pieceofagooderrandboywhoissosweetontheinside of stupid Naki!
Torso: Didn't see the one coming!
Yamori: Hey, Naki you did score big eh?
Naki: Big Bro!
Naki: If you say so, I'm a da-ating a girl!
Yamori: Say, How far how you both go?
Naki: You have gone far, big bro?
Yamori: Of course! The biggest level is torturing her to death! That boils my veins!
Naki: Whoa! I haven't even got there and the only level I have gotten is to third base.
Yamori: Yeah, wait wait, wait, WHAT? Really Naki?
Miza: F%$CK IT!
Amon *prepares imaginary shot gun*
Yamori: Naki, how was it?
Naki: Well at first it was awkward, but then I get used to it. Touch her delicate skin, I can feel how intense her heart was, because she was sweating a lot. She was getting embarrassed every time I squished hard her skin.
Nico: Oh my!
Eto: Okay, Ayato get out of the room!
Ayato: I'm 19 dammit, and why is Hinami staying?
Hinami: Perhaps, I'm more mature than you?
Hinami: hehehe
Ayato: *Starts to blush*
Ayato: Well F%$CK it!
Akira: Okay, okay everyone don't get the wrong idea! He only hold my hand.
Akira: Right Bae?
Naki: Yeah!
Yamori: What holding your hand is the third base? What's the first and second?
Naki: Talk to her foolish things for a long a period time is the first base.
Naki: The second phase is hugging.
Yamori: …
Yamori: I'm out.
Haise/Kaneki: Are you jealous?
Arima: Why should I be jealous?
Haise/Kaneki: Mama is cheating on papa!
Arima: *le gasp* -Papa senses are tingling-
Arima: Yeah Akira! How dare you do that to our son!
Kaneki: Always Works!
Mutsuki: …
Seido: I wonder, what do they have in common? And I even wonder how they fall in love with each other?
Akira: Silly as always seido!
Pineapple Kun: YOU SAID SOMETHING B#$TCH!
Akira: -ahem-, the correct answer is the "eye".
Arima: THE ONE EYED OWL?!
Akira: Stop interrupting you obsessed freak father!
Arima: Okay.
Seido: The eye?
Akira: Yes, like I just said, in our last fight, he make me flirt with him.
Miza: Flirt? You killed his subordinates! Is that how you flirt?
Akira: No, my flirting technique is the "eye" of the Mado Genetics!
Naki: Yeah, that turn me on!
Amon: Wait that is the famous mado flirting technique is?
Akira: Yeah, it's been on the family for generations!
Amon: B-but your father gave me the look!
Kaneki: He gave me that look too!
Ryouko Fueguchi (ghost): Oh my!
Touka: Oh my god!
Touka: He was flirting with all of us!
All: Aaaaaaaaaahh!
Shinohara: …
Mado …
Mado: I needed someone by my side!
Mado: I felt lonely! I needed love!
Shinohara: I know Kureo, I know!
Oh god, Naki x Akira, this crack pairing cracks me up every time! This request was so funny and I swear every time I kept reading the previous lines I laugh my guts off!
So like the previous one I said, if you want a request put in the review!
Currently working on the request:
Ayato x Hinami
Please review and tell me, do you like this crack pairing?
I love you all so much
-AleCastro