Chapter 12: Secrets Revealed

Great Creeping Chrysanthemums I have finally returned! I honestly tried to update sooner, but with the moving to a new house thing looming over my head I just couldn't focus. But now that I've finally moved (and even got a new baby nephew around the same time!), I can once again come back to continue my stories. Quick fact: this chapter was originally going to have barely any humor in it, but I've managed to put in the hilariousness that you all know and love, so enjoy!

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Luigi: Hey, I've finally decided to give this whole chatroom thing a shot. Anybody else want to talk?

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Captain Falcon: FALCON TYPE!

Luigi: Um, alright?

Captain Falcon: FALCON CONVERSE!

Luigi: …

Captain Falcon: Aw screw it, FALCON VIRTUAL PUNCH! And we all know where this is going…

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Luigi: Uh, what just happened?

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Lyn: Hello Luigi! :)

Luigi: Oh hi Lyn, I just had a very brief one-sided conversation with Captain Falcon…

Lyn: Aw, I feel for you. Nobody really talks to me either, what with me being an Assist Trophy and all.

Luigi: Actually Lyn, there is something I've been wanting to tell you.

Lyn: What is it?

Luigi: Well, I think I may…sorta…kinda…

Lyn: Oh I'm terribly sorry; I'm needed in a Brawl. We'll talk again later, okay? Bye! :)

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Luigi: Like you…

Luigi: Yet again I've missed my chance to tell her. I wonder if I'll ever get out my feelings for that beautiful woman…

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Zelda: Peach, will you please tell me what happened between you and Snake?

Peach: No, I absolutely refuse to tell you, or anyone else, what happened!

Zelda: Well it's clearly bothering you. Maybe venting it out will calm you down.

Peach: I SAID NO!

Zelda: Geez, are you on your period?

Peach: …Maybe…

Zelda: Okay, how about you just take a deep breath.

Peach: Alright, I did it.

Zelda: Good, now why don't you tell me?

Peach: Well I was doing some laundry, minding my own business.

Zelda: Yes and?

Peach: And when I turned my back to an oddly large pile of clothes, Snake jumped out and grabbed my butt!

Zelda: 0.0 I thought he was after Samus!

Peach: That's the worst part! About five seconds later he realized his "mistake" and promptly dropped me on the floor before running off! The nerve of him!

Zelda: I always knew he was a pervert…

Peach: Tell me about it! That is why I got so mad at him the other day.

Zelda: You mean when you hit him over the head with a stitch-face turnip and then kicked him in the baby maker?

Peach: Yeah… I was so embarrassed afterwards, since everyone was watching…

Zelda: Well that creep deserved it.

Peach: At least it's over now. I'm even starting to feel a little better about the whole incident.

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Snake: Hey, do any of you guys know the match schedule?

Zelda: Oh no.

Peach: That is IT! GRAAA!

Snake: ?

Peach: I am going to freaking KILL youSnake!

Zelda: I'd start running if I were you Snake, Peach is at that time of the month.

Snake: 0.0 Oh s***!

Peach: When I'm done with you, you'll have to go through puberty three times over!

Snake: Okay, I'm gone!

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Peach: Darn right you are!

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Zelda: What is it with this place? Everyone just goes crazy for no reason.

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Zelda: Case in point…

Crazy Hand: Actually Zelda, I want to have a nice little chat with you. No funny business.

Zelda: Really? About what?

Crazy Hand: Relationships.

Zelda: Are you actually serious?

Crazy Hand: HAHA GOT YA! IT'S SPAMMING TIME! :D

Zelda: Oh my, I forgot to um, feed my dog.

Crazy Hand: But you don't have a dog.

Zelda: HA! Then I got you!

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Crazy Hand: That was the lamest comeback ever…

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Yoshi: So Kirby, will you please tell me what the "treatment" Meta Knight mentioned is?

Kirby: No man, it's just too horrifying.

Yoshi: Surely it can't be that bad can it?

Kirby: You don't know man, you don't know! :(

Yoshi: Aw come on, just say it. What can go wrong?

Kirby: Well…if you insist…

Yoshi: I do insist. Tell me already!

Kirby: Alright! Sheesh… Okay, so you know how both of us love eating right?

Yoshi: Of course! :D

Kirby: Well some time ago Meta Knight found these special potatoes. And if I eat them, I constantly hiccup and can't swallow another bite for a full week!

Yoshi: 0.0 Great eggshells Kirby that is horrifying!

Kirby: I know! And if I misbehave; Meta Knight forces me to eat one. It's terrible!

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King Dedede: Haha sucker! That is what you get for being such a pig Kirby!

Kirby: Oh like you aren't a glutton yourself fatty!

Yoshi: Yeah!

King Dedede: Be that as it may, I still don't have to worry about a silly little potato like you! :P

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Meta Knight: Then perhaps you wouldn't mind if I forced one down your throat your so-called majesty?

King Dedede: Dang it Meta Knight, why must you always ruin my fun!?

Meta Knight: Well someone has to keep you children in check.

King Dedede: Did you just call me a baby!?

Meta Knight: No, I called you a child. Although you are starting to act like a baby now…

King Dedede: That does it! I'm calling my entire Waddle Dee army to bring you down!

Yoshi: Why do I get the feeling some certain event is going to happen again?

Kirby: Yeah, I think I know what you mean.

King Dedede: Waddle Dees, ATTACK!

The Smash Chatroom System has crashed, again.

10 minutes later.

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Master Hand: Apologizes everyone, some Waddle Dees accidently destroyed the Chatroom System. But it's up and running again, so you may continue in your pointless conversations.

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Waluigi: Waluigi just wants to say that, for the record, chocolate mousse! :D

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Marth: I thought we all agreed we wouldn't talk about that anymore!

Waluigi: But then where would the running joke for this FanFiction go?

Marth: Huh?

Waluigi: Wahaha! Waluigi loves to troll!

The potato idea came from the Kirby anime. I actually think this is one of my longer chapters for TSMC. And of course I had to throw in the chocolate mousse in there somewhere! ;) That's all I've got to say for now, so I hope those of you who still know I exist had fun this chapter. Later my peeps!

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