Disclaimer: Do I sound and or look like I own any of this!? NO! If I owned any of this, you would not be reading any of THIS! So therefore, I don't own anything except the idea. Sue me for being creative.

Chapter: 12

Title: Compromisable Positions.

A/N: Hello again. The title sounds enticing right? Hopefully the story is just as engaging. In case your not a reader of Cold November Rain, which, if your not, go read it now because I am basically thriving on reviews! Shitty days are made better by your reviews! Thats right! And since I have nooo minutes on my cell, you can pretty much guess how bored I am during the day. There is nothing to do when you have no device to contact people through text. Especially when you don't have a computer. Yeah. Thats right. I don't have a computer. Well, I take that back, I lied. I have a computer, but I have no internet. The library just happens to be my home away from home, you know. So, thats where I go to get online. Little insite there. With that revealed and said, if you aren't a reader of my Cold November Rain, you won't know why I'm starting the whole knew format you see above and are reading right now. Someone suggested I start putting 'disclaimer' and such down. Though, I don't see why. If I owned the shit I write, why would I write about it? Wouldn't it be easier and better if I just, like, made it happen? Right? I rest my case. Anywho, Byakuya wants to see Kukaku, but for what reason? Well, Read and find out! Review after wards, please x3 Enjoy

"Alright, alright... So I'm here." Kukaku said, plumping down in front of Byakuya Kuichi's desk. The dark haired captain gave a slight smile as she lit up one of her bad habits. "What is it that you want?"

"Its been a while, Kukaku." Byakuya said, his gaze unfaultering. Kukaku's eyebrow twitched as she gave him an incredulous look. "we have much to discuss."

"Would you cut it with the freaky voice!" Kukaku shouted as she gave him a firm punch upside the head. "For christ sake, you sound like a damn introverted pervert." She grunted as she folded her arms over her chest. Byakuya felt a small tear at the corner of his eye, resisting the urge to lose his composure completely.

"You haven't changed."

"Yeah, and unfortunately neither have you." She fired back. "What is it you want?"

"I have a proposition I'd like to propose to you." Kukaku narrowed her eyes as Byakuya tossed her a file.

"OH PLEASE!!" Kon shouted as Ichigo held him by the tail over a cliff. The cliff was looming nearly a hundred feet above soul society, not very good fall. "Yoruichi! You have to save me!"

"Oh, I don't have to do anything." Yoruichi smiled wickedly as she crossed her arms over her chest. "Naughty boys like you need to be taught a lesson."

"Well, when you put it that way... AH!!"

"Can't you behave for more than ten seconds?" Ichigo sighed, holding him by the tip of his tail now. "Maybe I should take you back to Rukia."

"YES!" Oh no, wrong thing to say, and do. Kon lifted himself up, almost in a cramping position as he pleaded Ichigo. "Please Ichigo! Take me to Rukia!" He cried, tears rolling down his eyes.

"Alright, alright." Ichigo sighed, turning to Yoruichi. "You up for a trip?"

"Your joking right?" Kukaku gave a half hearted laugh, tossing the file down onto the table.

"No. I'm serious Kukaku. This offer is for you, and you alone."

"And why would I even accept such an offer? I hate the government of soul society, why would I want to join it?"

"You'd be a captain Kukaku. You'd be given the rights..."

"Bull shit." Now, here was the funny part. Byakuya was normally the quite, emotionally disrupted one of the bunch. Yet, here he was wanting to recruit possibly the most ADHD woman in the entire society. Kukaku was known for burning ASS! "I despise this damn system and everyone in it. You know that better than anyone."

"You never hated it when we were kids."

"People change."

"RUKIA!!!" Kon shouted as he charged into Ichigo's room. Rukia had been staying back in the worl of the living for reasons unknown. At least, neither Ichigo nor Yoruichi knew the reason.

"Ugh, Ichigo, why did you bring him back?" Rukia asked as she raised her brow, lifting up her foot to meet the plushies face. However, the stuffed anime planned on taking advantage of the angle as he took a glance up her skirt.

"hohoho.." Kon grinned, earning a stomp from his favorite gal.

"He's being a bother to everyone in soul society. Give him to Yuzu, I'm sure she'll find something to do with him."

Rukia smiled a bit, walking to the closet. Yoruichi had been leaning against the door frame. She had no business to discuss with the younger girl. Rukia smirked, turning around with a stuffed animal in hand. Of course, it was a bunny.

"TADA!!" She shouted, placing it on the ground. Kon, curious as he were, stood and walked towards the animal, glancing it up and down.

"Just what is that?" Ichigo asked, head hanging.

"Like you, I inserted a defected modsol into that little bunny." She smirked, watching as the bunny grabbed a hold of Kon.

"LION!" The mod shouted. Everyone stood silent as they watched the two stuffed animals. "Whats your name?"

"Ah..Rukia... What is this?" Kon asked with hearts in his eyes. Finally someone his size!! And it was good that Rukia had sewn on a few assets...

"Rukia, you freakin pervert!" Ichigo said with a dropped jaw.

"Your outta your mind Byakuya." Kukaku said as she threw open his door, stopping to toss a glance over her shoulder. "Why would you even think I'd consider such an offer after my own brother was killed by your kind. Even if your sister hadn't meant to kill Kaien. She still did." Byakuya could hardly blame her. Though, he had to admire her spirit. Kukaku Shiba was one girl worth his interest...

"You two..are together?" The disbelief of Rukia's face revealed her disappointment as Yoruichi wrapped her arms around Ichigo. And what gave it away was he had actually wrapped his around her.

"Ah, yeah.. about that." Ichigo gave a nervous chuckle before scratching his head with his free hand.

"i don't even want to hear it." Rukia sighed, hopping out of the window, leaving Yoruichi and Ichigo to themselves.

Kukaku growled as Isshin grabbed her ankle, giggling like a little boy as he too a 'peek' up her skirt. With a twitching brow, Kukaku glanced down, spotting him just below the stairs she was currently desending.

"Why, you..." Flames first engulfed her before Isshin was seen flying towards the sun, sitting on what seemed to be a massive fire ball.

"Why me..." Isshin pouted as he tried flying. Once again, life wasn't easy.

A/N: HOLY SHIT! I know, It SUCKED!!!!!! Wow. It sucked bad didn't it? The next chapter I PROMISE YOU won't be this bad. Hell, I'm gonna make it my best-est, yes, chapter yet. Its 10:30 right now and I'm honestly exhausted from my' daily exercise' that is chasing around a bunch of cats. Yep. Out door cats are annoying when your feeding them TUNA! Don't ever EVER do that with alot of cats. They gang up you. They swarm you. Scratch you while your down. I know! They are crazy little F-ers. Sorry to use harsh letters. Anywho, I so am gonna be flamed for this chapter, so bring on the flames! Whew! YES!

Cold November Rain was supposed to be up today but my floppy disc is being rather...difficult and so you'll have to bare with me until monday. Sorry guys! I can't help it that my disc has issues sigh...