Teal'c Had a Little Snake - Submitted by Col. Jack O'Neill (currently in hiding)

Teal'c had a little snake,

Little snake, little snake,

Teal'c had a little snake,

Who lived in his belly!

And every pain that Teal'c got,

Teal'c got, Teal'c got,

Every pain that Teal'c got,

That snake was sure to heal.

It went with him to Chulak one day,

Chulak one day, Chulak one day.

It went with him to Chulak one day

To rescue Teal'c's son.

When SG-1 rescued Teal'c's son,

Teal'c's son, Teal'c's son,

When SG-1 rescued Teal'c's son,

Teal'c nearly died.

For you see Teal'c gave him his snake,

Gave him his snake, gave him his snake,

For you see Teal'c gave him his snake,

Teal'c saved his son.

Rya'c's got a little snake,

Little snake, little snake,

Rya'c's got a little snake,

It really saved his life!