"It's the Totally Tidy Show with Mr. Drippy! With special guests Sonic! And Parappa the Rapper! And now...HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE'S Drippy!"
Jazzy and the Fabulous Fairy Four played Mr. Drippy's theme song as Mr. Drippy bounced on stage.
"Ta, everybody! We're gonna have a heck of a show tonight! Sonic the Hedgehog will be here with us!" Drippy started.
The audience clapped for Sonic.
"Ah, yeah! Cool guy, ent he? Conker the Squirrel will be here with us. And we'll have a special musical performance from Parappa the Rapper!"
The audience clapped and cheered in anticipation.
"But first, let's play..." Drippy started.
"REAL! OR! NOT! REEEEEAAAAALLLLLLL!" The audience yelled out excitedly.
A projector lowered down the wall from the ceiling.
"That's right! I give ye a description of something, you guess if it's real or not real! Ready? Let's begin!" Drippy declared.
"Here's ouer first description: A Push-Pop style Children's Candy shaped like a pair of kissing lips...And you suck on the tongue." Mr. Drippy started.
Several members of the audience groaned in disgust.
"What do you think, eh? Real or not Real?" Drippy asked the audience.
"Real!" The audience guessed.
"Aaaaaaannnnnnnnddd...YOU'ER RIGHT! REAL!"
The projector showed an image of the Lollipops on screen.
"They're called the Kiss Pop! And they're sold by HASBRO of all people. Flippin' Amazin', ent it?"
"Next up, a candy game that comes with chocolates shaped like bullets. One of them contains a roasted Girlfiend pepper, the rest are solid chocolate "Duds". Players roll the dice and bite the bullet, so to speak, one at a time! And the game ends when all the pieces are eaten. What do you say, studio audience? Real or not real?" Drippy asked.
"Not Real!" The audience guessed.
"Wrong! Turns out it IS a real thing! Here's an image to prove it!" Drippy declared.
The screen projector projected an image of the russian roulette chocolate game. Mr. Drippy shook his head in utter disbelief.
"My next question is: A Lighter, modeled to look like an actual size AK-47. Real or NOT real?" Drippy asked.
"Not Real!" Several members of the audience yelled out.
"Wrong! Turns out it IS real!" Drippy said.
The projector showed an image of the AK-shaped cigarette lighter. "I see no way this could possibly go wrong." Quipped Mr. Drippy.
"And the last object is...A baby bottle made from a Dubwiser beer bottle and a rubber nipple. Real or Not Real?" Drippy began.
"Not real!" The audience guessed.
"You're right! It's not real! It's just one of those pointless Internet Memes ye keep hearin' about! That's it for now, when we come back, Sonic the Hedgehog will be here to share some words of wisdom! Stick around!" Mr. Drippy said.
Tonight's Episode of the Totally Tidy Show with Mr. Drippy is brought to you in part by Freddy Fazbears' Pizzeria. Freddy Fazbear's. Not responsible for lost or stolen lives.
"Welcome back, everybody! Ouer first guest for the evening made his speedy debut in 1991 on the Sega Genesis, and he's been outspeeding the competition ever since. Please help me welcome...SONIC THE HEDGEHOG!" Mr. Drippy declared.
Jazzy and the Fabulous Fairy Four played a cover of Green Hill Zone.
Mr. Drippy happily expected Sonic to walk on stage, but Sonic was nowhere to be found.
"Sonic? Where are ye?" Drippy said.
Still nothing doing.
"PLEASE don't tell me we have a no-show! My Agent is SO fire-"
Before Mr. Drippy could finish his sentence, an ultra-fast blue blur blitzed past Drippy, sending his chair spinning.
"Whoa-oa-oa-oa-OAH!" Drippy gasped.
Before Drippy could recover, another blur blitzed the opposite direction, sending Drippy's chair spinning the other way.
"So dizzy...Stop it! Stop it, please..." Drippy moaned.
Sonic came to sudden, rough stop in front of the guest seat, plopped down, and rapidly shook Mr. Drippy's hand.
"Sorry, Mr. Drippy. Sometimes I don't know my own speed..." Sonic mumbled.
"It's alright. Hey, how are ye, mun?" Drippy asked.
"Fine. Are you still dizzy? Do you need a bucket or something?" Mr. Drippy asked.
"No, mun...I'm just fine now. So, when did youer illustrious career begin?" Mr. Drippy asked.
"In 1991." Sonic answered.
"Wow, so you've been the fastest thing alive for 23 years, now, ent it?" Mr. Drippy praised.
"Why, yes I have." Sonic said blushing.
"So, what's youer latest project about then?" Mr. Drippy asked.
"Please, no!" Sonic begged.
"My most recent project is Sonic Boom: Rise of Lyric and Sonic Boom: Shattered Crystal. 'Rise of Lyric' was a complete load of-"
"Hold up, mun! There are littlies in the audience!" Mr. Drippy interrupted.
"Sorry, anyway, the director cut corners everywhere...Glitches all over the place, Knuckles was casted to be portrayed as a complete moron, the gameplay and the battle systems could not have been more frustrating and repetitive..." Sonic finished with a heavy sigh.
"Yeah, and ye haven't gotten a single review score higher than 5. Tough break, lad..." Mr. Drippy consoled.
"I know. It IS a tough break, I was expecting so much better than that from Naughty Dog of all people. Oh, well, that's the last time I am EVER working for them!" Sonic finished.
"You go tell em, mun!" Mr. Drippy praised.
"So, anyway, what was youer favorite game ye ever starred in?" Mr. Drippy asked.
"I think it's gotta be the original Sonic the Hedgehog game. It's the game that set the wheel in motion, so to speak." Sonic answered.
"That it is, mun!" Mr. Drippy said.
The audience clapped and cheered in agreement.
"Sonic Adventure 2 is a close second though, pun intended." Sonic said.
"Now then, tell me about Sonic Generations..." Mr. Drippy asked.
"Well, it was a lot of fun to re-live all the most iconic moments of my career. And I was sooooo excited to star in a perfect game after starring in so many games that were mediocre at best. Having Two Sonics at one was only possible with modern processing technology that we didn't have back then." Sonic answered.
"Tell us what it was like working for the one and only Mario." Mr. Drippy asked.
"Well, we started out as business rivals trying to outperform each other. But then we patched up our differences, plus it was nice to burn off all that anger in Super Smash Brothers Brawl. Mario and I are buddies now, we do a lot of stuff together when we have free time." Sonic said.
"Now, then, Sonic, one last thing...Can ye turn into Super Sonic for us?" Mr. Drippy asked.
"I...I don't know, this room is awful small..." Sonic said nervously.
"Come on, just once? For the fans, mun?" Mr. Drippy begged.
"...Fine then, just don't say I didn't warn you..." Sonic answered.
Sonic tapped into the power of the Chaos Emeralds, transforming him into his most powerful form, Super Sonic. Unfortunately, the raw power emanating off of Sonic broke the set, and destroyed the cameras, the audio system, even Jazzy and the Fabulous Four's bandstand. The show was interrupted by a 'Please stand by. We are experiencing technical difficulties.' screen. The screen depicted Alduin the Dragon burning down the TV studio.
Later, the set was (Somewhat) repaired. Mr. Drippy was laying against the desk, dizzy and bruised up on his head. Sonic was sitting in the roughed up guest seat, rubbing his head in embarassment.
"Sorry, Mr. Drippy. I tried to tell you..." Sonic mumbled.
"It's alright, hey, this equipment IS replaceable, after all." Mr. Drippy said, outstretching his hand.
Sonic shook Mr. Drippy's hand in appreciation.
"Thanks for having me, Mr. Drippy." Sonic said happily.
"Thanks for coming, Sonic!" Mr. Drippy said.
Sonic dashed away in a blitz.
"THAT WAS SONIC THE HEDGEHOG, EVERYBODY! WHEN WE COME BACK, WE'LL HAVE PARAPPA THE RAPPER!" Mr. Drippy shouted.
"Tonight's episode of the Totally Tidy Show with Mr. Drippy is brought to you in part by Hotel Delfino. Perfect for a romantic getaway.
"Welcome back to the show, everybody! For ouer last act, let's give a totally tidy welcome to ouer musical performer...PARAPPA THE RAPPER!"
"Parappa the Rappa is IN DA HOUUUUSEE!" Parappa cheered.
The audience clapped in excitement. The music played over the speaker system as multi-colored stagelights danced over the stage.
"Throw yo arms in da AIR, wave 'em like ya just don't CARE! Everybody say "OH, YEAH!""
"OH YEAH!" The audience shouted.
"Everybody say 'WUT WUT!'"
"WUT WUT!" The audience shouted.
"Jump up around and get down!"
The audience jumped to the rythm.
"You gotta do what!?"
"I gotta recieve!"
"You gotta do what?"
"I gotta acheive!"
"But most important?"
"I gotta BELIEVE!"
"That's it for tonight, everybody! Come back tomorrow!" Drippy said.
End of Episode.