Summary: After the end of The 5th Holy Grail War, Shirou Emiya with his wife Rin Tohsaka, moved away from Fuyuki city to Mahora City, because his new job as a teacher at Mahora Academy.

What could possibly go wrong, beside a 10 year's old boy as teacher and his eccentric homeroom class?

This is Training Arc…

Anyways, I need your opinions who should Wilhem companion is…

I think he alone is too weak for Shirou…

Chapter 11: From the Scratch

Status: BETA

"Look at that sky Asuna," A man with red hair smiling at her, "Isn't daybreak beautiful?"

After those last words, Asuna wakes up, "What a weird dream…" She trailed. She looks around and it's already afternoon. "We came back from the school trip and its Sunday." Then she heard a rustling sound in the room and found Negi in the middle of doing something.

Sighing, "We've only just gotten home, Negi. What are you working on?"

"Ah… Good morning Asuna-san." Negi said without looking at her.

Asuna jumps from her top bunk to Negi's side. "Looks like this loft has become Chamo's home," she looks at the chocolates on the table and eat one of it.

"I'm researching the clue that chief gave me."

Asuna seems interested, "So what was the clue anyways?"

Negi smiled, "Please look and be amazed!" he shows Asuna what on his hand. "It's actually a stack of maps for this academy!" It was a map of Mahora, "It seems this was what father was researching the last time he visited that room."

Asuna shocked, "A map of Mahora Academy!"

"Yes, and it's written in codes," he brought his hand on his chin. "I'll try to decode it though but…"

Asuna look at Negi's expression, "You look unusually cheerful, aren't you?"

"It was really hard contending with all those bad peoples and strong enemies," His face is full of determinations. "But now that I've found father's home and clue," he smiled. "I'm beginning to feel really motivated."

Asuna keep starring at Negi, "Thanks to this, there are all sort of things I'm planning to do and I've got my job as a teacher too…"

Negi look Asuna right on her eyes, "Please watch me Asuna-san… Because I'm going to do my best!" he give her thumb up.

Asuna heart skipped a bit at this and blushed, "What's wrong Asuna-san?" Negi leans closer when he saw Asuna blush.

Her blush gets deeper red color then she slammed Negi's face on the wall, "I-it's n-no-nothing!" she looks away embarrassed.

Suddenly the bell rings and lots of 3-A coming in and swarmed the rooms. Asuna frustrated when the room gets cramped and kicked everyone's out from the room.

Morning arrived differently for a new family at Mahora…

Shirou always woke up early in the morning, because he loves the fresh morning air and cooking breakfast. But it was different this morning. He looks around him and found what it is.

Besides him there's Venus still sleeping soundly and Rin using her as hugging pillow.

-FLASHBACK-

Konoemon sipped his tea when he heard knocks from the door, "Come in." He saw eight peoples coming inside his office. "Shirou-kun what may I do for you?" he asked.

"Rin and I want to live somewhere else," Shirou replied. "It's beginning to be too cramped on our place after Venus lived with us."

"Is Evangeline's cottage would do?"

"Don't decide anything on your own!" Eva shouted and crossed her arms. "Why should I let them lived in my cottage!" The headmaster raised an eyebrow when Eva shot glaring dagger at Rin.

"Do you not want show Shirou some gratitude?" Konoemon asked. "After all, he freed you from your curse," he paused, "Temporarily actually…"

"What? NO! How could you let Shirou live with her!" Rin shouted.

"Ah~ I smell jealousy in the air," Merem smirked.

"Definitely possessive." Caren quipped as Bazett looks down at this.

"Ever since Shirou freed her from that day she's been getting closer and closer to Shirou!" Rin ignored the voices behind her.

"Maybe there's something Eva would know about Library Island and the World Tree." Merem said out as everyone's looking at him, "What? I'm sure Eva has been studying about her curse from the Library Island."

"Actually it's a good idea…" Caren pointed out, "And we've missed Shirou's cooking so much… Isn't it Bazett?" She looks at the one handed woman.

"Master is being Tsundere," Chachamaru said.

"What is Tsundere?" Venus asks confusingly.

"Well then it's settled, because there are no more larger places in the teacher's dorms. Its already night, have a good sleeps everyone." the headmaster said as both Eva and Rin shooting glaring contest at each other.

-FLASHBACK END-

Getting up from the bed, he went to the bathroom to wash his face. After changing into fresh clothes he went to the kitchen and start looking inside the refrigerator. 'It seem I can only makes fried rice (A/N: I LOVED this food) for eight peoples with all this ingredients,' he took out all he needs and put it in the counter. "I need to makes reminder to buy some groceries later."

As Shirou busy preparing breakfast. Chachamaru, who just finished recharging coming inside the kitchen with her maid outfit, "Good morning Shirou-sensei, what are you doing in the kitchen?"

Shirou look up at Chachamaru, "Ah~ Chachamaru, good morning. I'm preparing fried rice for breakfast." He said as holding a knife to cuts the vegetables and spices.

Merem who also just wake up coming to the kitchen with sleepy eyes, "Shirou, could you make me some coffee first? Oh, also make a tea as well." He take a seat and put his head on the table.

"You shouldn't stay up late last night," he shook his head with disbelief. "Especially, only wanted to beat Eva with videogames," he grinned.

"That old hag still loved playing videogames even she's over 700 year old," he snorted as Chachamaru put coffee and tea in front of him. "Thank you Chachamaru."

"You're welcome master."

"I thought you only called Eva as your master Chachamaru?" Shirou asked as he started to heat the frying pan. "Why did you also call him master?"

"She's made from one of Master Solomon creations," a voice spoke up. "It's been a while Shirou-dono. How are you?" The Demon of the Left Arm, known as the King of Rats spoke as it coming out from Merem hand and then transforms into an elderly priest.

"I'm fine, thank you." Shirou replied as he put the ingredients into the frying pan. "It's never get old when I see you last time in that form." He chuckled.

The delicious smell from Shirou's cooking lingering in the air and wakes the rest of the residence up.

Eva groggily wakes up when she smells something delicious in the air. She lazily get up from her bed and going down to the kitchen following the smell. "Chachamaru did you cooking now?" she asked while rubbing sleeps in her eyes.

"Good morning master. Shirou-sensei is the one cooking," Chachamaru greeted monotonously. "I suggest that you should change first master, your clothes is too revealing." She said.

Evangeline confused and looked at her night gown. She wore a black see-through camisole without a bra and black lowlegs lace panties. "Why should I…" she paused when Shirou blushed, "Change…" and she saw Merem rolled his eyes with an old priest holding his laughed. "When I was on my house…" she trailed, then screamed immediately and ran to her room.

Merem and King of Rats laughed at Eva. Shirou tried to removed Eva's naughty's picture in his mind, 'Bad thoughts, bad thoughts…'

"What is going on here?" Bazett asked with Caren walked beside her.

"Did breakfast ready Shirou?" Caren slowly walked to the table. Shirou and Chachamaru placed the food on the tables.

"I'll go wakes Rin and Venus now" he said as he put the apron away.

"Stupid Shirou, pervert, ecchi, beast…" Eva trailed as she eating now.

"Well~ you come out only wearing that~" Caren said with a wicked grin, causing everyone to laugh.

Shirou tried to change the topic before Rin eats him alive, "W-well, what are you guys planning to do now?"

"Bazett need to get back to Clock Tower, Caren and I need to go back at Burial Agency. Waver said it's to avoid suspicious from the Queen Herself." Merem told Shirou. "A Dead Apostle Ancestor round up together with fugitive, Enforcers, Sealing Designation and Burial Agency." Merem pointed out as he eats again, "And also even Earth is ruled by Magus, Mahora is still Mages territory."

"Good point," Rin said as she looked at her food. "What's our next move?"

"We need to stay low," Bazett suggested. "First thing we need to do is figure this guy, Fate Averrunchus."

"Waver and I've look at his files and all of it is fakes," Merem frowns. "Unless…"

"He come from Mundus Magicus," Eva answered. "My record as fugitive is not on this side, because I came from Mundus Magicus," Eva smirked. "And we all know that Mages and Magus never cared about each other's business."

"That is our only clue…" Shirou said as he tries to figure out who is Fate Averrunchus. "I've already contacted Touko Aozaki, a puppet maker."

Bazett looks confused at this, "Dirty Red? How and why did you do that Shirou?"

Shirou smirked, "I have my way, and it's for your lost arm." Caren who hearing this holds her breaths but keep her flat expression.

Shirou finished his food and wipe his mouth with napkin, "She said she's able to reproduce your left arm." While Chachamaru clean the dishes and plates Rin helped the gynoid. "She can reproduce it in such a perfect way that it comes close to the real one, but…" his face turned to pale. "Never, I mean NEVER, called her Dirty Red. You wouldn't know what she's going to do with you when she knows you call her that," he shivered.

Everyone except Rin looked at him strangely. "Anyways, when is your next flight?" Shirou tried to ignore the subject.

"In one hour, because we don't want to arrive along midnights," Merem spokes.

"I shall return then Master; it's nice to see you Chachamaru." King of Rats bowed and return into Merem's left arm.

"You as well, King of Rats…" Chachamaru replied.

"Takamichi will drive you to the airport. It's time you should go and I'm sorry I can't escort you all to the airport." Shirou apologized. "Sorry for troubling you Takamichi."

"It's a shame that you all must go back now," Takamichi said as he wave off Shirou apology at driver seat. "Well, get in, you don't want to miss your flight," he light up his smoke.

Everyone except Chachamaru whose cleaning up the cottage, seeing of Merem, Bazett and Caren in front of Mahora gate, "We'll be in touch then…" Three of them leave with Takamichi's car.

As the car is out of sight Shirou spoke at Eva, "Eva, you come with me, I have some business outside Mahora." He look at his daughter, "I'm sorry dear, but mama will take you to your new school tomorrow." Venus look disappointed but Shirou pats her head, "How about the day after? I promised I'll take you to school." Venus smiled at this.

Rin look very disappointed at Shirou, he always took Eva everywhere he go ever since at and after Kyoto. She knows that her curse makes her bound to Shirou no matter what and he hasn't been with her since Venus come to their life, also they're living at Eva's place now.

Eva looks at Rin pained expression. On one side she's happy that Shirou will always be with her, but on the other side, she's felt shameful because she stole someone's love. Just like Arika stole Nagi from her.

Sighing, she crossed her arms. "I'll be staying here Shirou. I wanted to talk with Rin in private." She looks at Rin, "You don't mind right?"

"Alright, then…" Rin answered while figuring out Eva's intention. If she's going to take Shirou from her, she'll going take her down, even with her own life.

Shirou frowns at the conversation between the two women, "I assume there will be no casualties between this talk?" he asked.

"No," Eva shakes her head, "It's just girls' talk…"

Shirou looks at the two of them still locked their eyes and sighed, "Suit yourself then, I'll be back at midnight." He scratches his head in frustration and he left.

"Bye, papa!" Venus waved her hand.

As they went back to the cottage, they spotted Negi and Asuna in front of the cottage. "Negi-kun, Chamo-kun, Asuna-Chan, what are you doing here?" Rin asked.

"Negi-sensei wanted to ask Master to become her apprentice," Chachamaru answered.

Rin massages her temples, "Let's just come inside okay," Rin look at her daughter, "Venus, why don't you play with Chachamaru and Zero inside…" Before Rin finished, Venus already drags Chachamaru with enthusiast and smile on her face.

Everyone look dumbstruck at sight, "Let's just get inside…" Rin muttered.

As they come inside and take a seat Eva begin to talk, "So, you wanted to become my apprentice? What are you, an idiot?" Eva said with venom on her tones. "And I still had grudges against your father, Thousand Master!" she spat. "Why don't you asked Takamichi or Shirou or," she paused, "Rin, to teach you!" she didn't know why she started to call her, Rin.

Rin still uncomfortable when Eva calling her first name. Maybe she's hiding something, "For your information Eva, Me and Shirou are Magus. We cannot teach Magecraft to Mages, also opening your Magic Circuits is too painful when you reach Negi's age." She said cooly, "Well, except Shirou. He's opening his Magic Circuits in Negi's age, but he's almost loose his nerve systems." She rolled her eyes at Shirou's doing long time ago when he explained how he opened his Magic Circuits.

"Even so, I still coming today to you to ask become your apprentice," Negi take a knee. "I saw for myself in Kyoto! The only person who I should learn Mages magical combat from you, Evangeline-san!" His answer is full of determination.

Eva smirked at this. "Do you really mean that?"

"Yes!"

Eva crossed her arms, "Very well, if you insist. But I happen to be an Evil Mages." She sneered, "When you happen to ask something from Evil Mages, you will have something to offer in return." Asuna had a bad feeling when Eva show her feet. "First you have to lick my feet," Rin chuckled when she saw Asuna twitching and start counting. "Then we'll talk about you swearing your eternal devoting to me as my slave."

"That was quick." Chachamaru pointed as she saw her master falling.

Rin get away as Asuna smacked Eva square on her face and she fall down from her seat, "What do you think you're doing!" Asuna shouted, "Making such request from a child!"

"Lick your feet?" Rin giggled, "I didn't know you had such a fetish, though now that I think about it; it's to be expected isn't it? After all, living for so long, one almost certainly would have developed some kind of weird kinkiness to deal with everything…" Rin smirked and leered at her.

Evangeline rubbed her sore cheek and blushed brightly. "S-sh-shut up! Nothing is free you know!" she look at Asuna, "And why do you even care about this brat!" then she smirked. "Maybe you are becoming pedophile like Iincho…" she sneered.

The only reaction from Asuna is beating the living day out from Eva as Negi tried to stop the fighting but failed.

After they stopped few minutes ago with bruises and sweat, Eva looks at Negi. "Come back here next Saturday, and I'll test you to decide whether you can be my apprentice or not."

"Thank You!" Negi bowed and left with Asuna.

Rin scoffed, "Now that I know your kinky fetishes, I'm worried about Shirou and my safety. I bet you planned to try to sneak into our bed and kidnap Shirou, right? Evaaa-Chan~" Rin narrowed her eyes as she leaned closer at her.

Evangeline's blush burned even brighter, "N-no! I'm not!" She ranted and finally decided to shut her mouth since no noise would come out no matter what she did and silently seethed until she composed herself. Silence reigned, partly because the vampire still couldn't shot back and partly because she was trying to focus on other matter.

After she calmed herself down from Rin's teasing, she cleared her throat. "Now, what I'm trying to talk with you is… about Shirou." She gave a smug smirk at the frowning Rin whose mouth now shuts after hearing Eva mentioning about Shirou.

Rin spoke but keep her even stare at Eva, "What do you want? Despite that you and Shirou are bound each other's, also your generosity that let us stay here. I know that there's more to it."

Eva was pierced by Rin's unnerving stare that was almost to make her squirm as she watched the older looking woman that's younger than her, knowing what's on her mind already.

"From what I have seen of your attitude, I already know about…Me, sharing Shirou with you," Rin paused, "And you've already thinking to steal him away from me. But decided talk with me, his wife to shared him with you?" Eva is speechless when she emphasized the word share and knowing her plans.

"The way you behave around him, and the first name occasions, it was enough for me to guess that you'd have falling in love with him and didn't have the best experience falling in love," Rin hit the mark again, "And until recently you were rejected and betrayed because he didn't bothered to listen and leaved you, weren't you?"

Speechless again, not because she had deduced that she was rejected and betrayed, Evangeline shakily nodded with tears that almost fall from her eyes, causing her female companion to nod in understanding, "I knew someone like you once. She was my own sister. After the War, she died because she was consumed by the Holy Grail. I know that she loved Shirou as much as I do. But she hadn't any chance to say it."

Eva saw a soft and sad smile appeared on Rin's face as she reminisced about her long lost biological sister.

"What I mean is, I'm agreeing about your deal." Eva shot her head up hearing this, but Rin raised his hand. "The circumstances are, will Shirou agree about this or not. I'm truly believed that you don't deserve this prison or the man that betrayed you, I might not be able to help you, but at least, I know that you deserved some happiness in your life."

Although Rin hates to admit, doing this especially for Eva was likely going to be exponentially more difficult because the 3-A eccentrics about men.

Evangeline wiped her tears and shakily ran to hugs Rin, "I know it's hard for me to say this especially with the way I act towards you, b-bu-but…" Evangeline grimaced and forced herself to say it, "Thank you so much Rin." She looks up to stare her in her eyes, "I don't know how I must repay you for this." She said cutely.

Their eyes connected and Eva realized what she just said at the last part.

"Ho~ I just happen to know how…"

And… another wailed of… could be heard around the Academy just like the last time in Kyoto…

Shirou shivered as he reaches the train station, because it's rather cold tonight. He wore a black trench coat with blue jeans and his favorite white t-shirt with blue sleeves, he also wear sport shoes. Silently, he Reinforced his senses throughout almost empty train station. He started counting how many peoples in the station and how many those aware with his presence. He's smiling at the familiar presences behind him.

Slowly, he stops at the nearest bench that a red haired woman with orange trench coat who's smoking with a large suitcase nears her and he take a seat beside her. "Did I make you wait?" He asks.

The woman exhaled, "This is my last you know. How's your life? Still being chased by Clock Tower?"

Shirou chuckled, "You should stop smoking too much Touko. It's not good for your health."

The woman named Touko snorted. "Says the man who's never cared for himself." She threw her smoke, "So, mind to telling me why you are calling me? And not meet me at the Garan no Dou (A/N: Hall of Monastery, Touko's Workshop)"

Shirou lean back to his seat, "I can't stay far away from my workplace, I'm a teacher now." He smirked.

Touko laughed, "Hahaha, I couldn't believe what I just hear." Then she stops after few second of laughing. "So, you still didn't answer my first question."

"I need an artificial left arm," he replied. "Just like you gave to Ryougi Shiki, but I need it have combat capabilities, especially hand to hand combat." He took out a paper from his pocket, "Here, it's her right arm measurements and where its cut."

"When did you need it?" She put the paper into her own pocket.

"As fast as you can."

"And about my payment?" She smirked.

Shirou took out a small brown envelope, "Here's the advance money," he gave the envelope by slipping it on the bench, "The rest is after you finished it."

Touko feel how thick the envelope is, "That's quite many you have there," she whistled, "How did you get it?"

Shirou laughed, "Want to try to become a teacher?" Touko snorted. "I told so." He laughed again then stand up. "I should get back, it's nice to meet you again Touko." He start walking then stopped after few steps and look at her. "Oh, I've already met your sister. She's quite scary, just like you."

"I don't want to know about it." She scoffed.

Shirou chuckled, "Still hate her, eh? Maybe you shouldn't steal money too much by using her names." All he got from Touko just grunted relied. "Also, your Mystic Eye-Killer Glasses is quite amazing as well."

Touko turn her head hearing this, "How did you know about it? Don't tell me that you manage to Projecting it." She narrowed her eyes.

Shirou open his palm and second later there's glasses there, "It's one of my special traits," then he dismissed his projection, "I'll tell you after you've finished my order." Then he walks away and out of her sight.

"You are truly dangerous man with your ability, Shirou." She takes out another stick and lite it, "Just like your father." She picks up her suitcase and walk to another direction.

Shirou walked until he reaches Mahora Academy gates then stopped. "You can come out Setsuna, Mana." He spoke to the wind.

A rustling sound could be heard behind him, "How did you know it was us Shirou-sensei?" Setsuna ask.

"I have my way," he shrugged. "And I can see you very well from here Mana." He looks toward the distance.

Mana can look from her scope that her teacher saw her through it and lowered her riffle. Then she came out from her hiding a bit far away from her teacher and classmate and walk to them.

"How did you know that it was us, Shirou-sensei?" Setsuna shocked.

Putting his hands inside his pockets, "I already told you, am I? I'm an Archer." He said cryptically and look at his watch, "I should get back, it's midnight already. You two have class tomorrow, so go to sleep." He told the two female stalkers (A/N: I think it's kind of their hobby, stalking peoples)

"W-wa-wait!" Setsuna stopped her adult male teacher, "C-cou-could you teach me swordsmanship?" She blushed embarrassedly.

Shirou raised an eyebrow, "I thought you already have learned under Shinmei-Ryuu styles? Why do you want to learn from me?"

Setsuna fidgeted, "When I was fighting Tsukuyomi at Kyoto, I realized that my skill is not enough." She gripped her sword tightly, "I need to get stronger for Konoka-ojou-sama!" She stared at her teacher with fire in her eyes.

Shirou look at the one-sided ponytail girl then sighed, "I'm not going to promised you that you will get stronger from what you are now," he turn around, "But," he paused, "Meet me afterschool tomorrow." Then he walks away.

Setsuna beamed at this, "THANK YOU VERY MUCH!" she bowed deeply.

"Good for you Setsuna," Mana who silent all the time replied as she following her teacher to get back to her dorm.

Shirou open the door, "I'm back." He heard no response and took off his shoes. "I think everyone had asleep now." He said to himself.

After he put his trench coat away, he go to his daughter room and found she's already asleep with Chachazero as her companion doll and Chachamaru who sitting upright with a cord connecting to the plugs. He tiptoed to get closer and kissed her forehead, "Good night my little angel," he murmured softly.

He went straight back to his room and found its pitch black. He looks for the switch and turn on the lights. His mouth was agape at the sight in front of him.

Eva, who's only clad in revealing underwear, is tied against the bed posts with her mouth being gagged by… underwear and tried to scream but only can muffled. Rin who's sitting at the edge of the bed with her… dominatrix suit smiling smugly at him and some toys on her hand, "You're back in time, Shirou…" She purred.

"I'm home Rin," Shirou replied nervously.

"We wouldn't want to miss all this fun without you…" she purred again while Eva tried to struggle effortlessly.

"So… I'll take the sofa then." He turns around, trying to escape.

Shirou was stopped by a hand on his shoulder. "No, you won't." Rin pulled and pinned her down to the floor, "Eva-Chan decided to join in the fun," she look at the chibi vampire. "Isn't that right, Eva-Chan~" As she tied Shirou up and he started to pray, what in the Root name he has done that tempted Root so much…

"Ah~ young love…" The dean only said as he and Albeiro heard all of the conversation from a bug that Albeiro planted on Eva house.

"Indeed it was…"

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Another short filler chapter (=_=)7

Yes, Dean/Konoemon is a perverted old man…

I think, Ken Akamatsu loved pantyshots, because there's so much of it inside Mahou Sensei Negima *LOL*