Background: Season 1, Episode 5, "Return of the Old Masters"
Disclaimer: I don't own Disney, Mickey Mouse, Star Wars Rebels or any of its characters.
Additional disclaimer: The first two paragraphs are literary versions of the last few minutes of the episode. I just watched that part and wrote down what I saw and heard.
Ezra was sitting at the entrance ramp of the Ghost, staring up at the skies of Lothal.
Kanan walked over to join him.
"Look, don't bother saying it. I'm letting it off the hook." Ezra said without turning around.
"What are you talking about?"
"I know you wanted to dump me on Luminara; just 'cause she's gone doesn't mean you're stuck with me."
"I don't wanna - dump you," the Jedi said with a sigh, putting a hand on his forehead. He sat down next to Ezra.
"Look, I just wanted you to have the best teacher..."
"Well, I don't want the best teacher! I want you!"
Surprised, Kanan turned to him.
"N-not that you're not the best, I-" he added hurriedly.
"Ezra," Kanan cut off. "I'm not gonna try to teach you anymore."
At this, the boy returned to gloomily staring at the plains, dejected.
"If all I do is try, that means I don't truly believe I can succeed. So from now on, I will teach you."
Ezra turned back to him, hope and surprise in his eyes. Could this be true?
He let out a small sigh of a laugh.
"I may fail, you may fail, but there is no try."
He looked down. After a moment, he replied, "I understand..." - he turned to Kanan - "...Master".
"Let's see if you do." Kanan said, handing him his lightsaber.
Ezra looked up at his new master with respect, a serene Luke Skywalker theme playing in the background.
They were just about to get up and begin training as master and apprentice when -
"OH MY GAWD I SHIP YOU TWO!1!11!" came the shriek from seemingly nowhere.
Ezra and Kanan were so alarmed that they fell over backwards.
"What-aagh!"
"Wha- Oomph!"
"What was that about?!" Ezra yelled as he sat back up, massaging the back of his head.
"And what do you mean, you 'ship' us?" Kanan added as he followed suit.
"OHMYGOD LIKE, LIKE YOU TWO ARE SO CUTE TOGETHER! I AM SO WRITING ABOUT THIS ON AO3, YOU TWO SHOULD-"
"CUT!" came Mickey's shrill cry.
For once, Ezra and Kanan were glad to hear it, even if it meant that they had to retake the whole scene. They did not want to hear any more of what the voice had to say.
Later, a filming crew summer intern in her late teens was fired...