I'm back with a new chapter. I know it's been a while since I updated but what can I say. Life is sometimes unpredictable. Well anyway there you go!

The deal

Wedding Night

Sakura and Sasuke were dancing, or rather moving very slowly on the dance floor. The young bride had her head on Sasuke's shoulder as he was encircling her waist not moving much to the music. They're wedding reception was ending and many of the guests already went home.

"Look at her," said Ten-ten to Temari as they were sitting at a table alone, "I'm so jealous of her. Not that I'm not happy for her, don't get me wrong, but still."

Temari sighed.

"I know don't worry. I just hope seeing those two getting married will give Shikamaru some ideas. He better hurry up or I'll end up being the one asking him to marry me."

Both girls sighed.

"Sakura, I think it's time to go home, you're exhausted." Sasuke murmured to his now wife.

Sakura lifted her head to look at him.

"Are you in a hurry?" She asked playfully, knowing perfectly well that Sasuke was looking forward their wedding night.

"Actually, yes, I can't wait to take this dress off of you." He smirked at her as he saw her blush. Now she's all mine, he thought. That's when he remembered seeing a certain someone looking at her with very insistent eyes at their wedding. How come he hadn't seen anything earlier?

"Sasuke, are you ok?" Sakura pulled him out of his reflexion as she saw the angry look on his face.

"Yes, don't worry."

An hour later they were back at their apartment. Sakura couldn't take her dress anymore and wanted just one thing: take it off. She went straight to the bathroom as Sasuke settled their wedding present on the table. He then sat on the couch, his feet hurting from all the dancing and standing they had. He took off his shoes and jacket before opening some of his shirt's buttons. He heard Sakura swear from the bathroom and decided to go see what was getting on her nerves. As soon as she saw him, she turned her back to him.

"Help me please, or I swear I'll rip this dress off of me."

Sasuke grabbed the ruban that was thightening her dress and worked on the knot that Ino had made in the morning while murmuring into her hear.

"That would be my job, not yours." He started kissing her earlobe, then her neck before going to her bare shoulders. He let go of the knot and turned Sakura to him claiming her lips. As the kiss turned hotter, Sakura suddenly pulled away from Sasuke making him frown.

"You'll do whatever you want with my body, once I'm out of this damn dress!"

She turned to him once more and waited patiently for him to do as she asked. Sasuke sighed before working on the damn knot once again. After a few minutes, he started to loose patience and he could tell that Sakura too.

"Can I rip the damn thing?"

"No! Look Sasuke it's either you manage to untie this knot or no wedding night!"

No way in hell he was going to let a stupid piece of fabric ruined his wedding night. Damn, he was the greatest ninja of Konoha, or so he thought, and he couldn't even untie this stupid knot! If he knew he wouldn't have drink this much Champaign. After another good five minutes he won his fight against the material and Sakura could finally feel the dress loosening up.

"Finaly!" she sighed in delight. The dress fell to the floor and Sasuke was stunned at what he was seeing. Sakura was wearing the cutest lingerie he had seen her in. She was wearing a long line strapless bra with matching panty and long white stockings up to her tight. He didn't need more to turn him back on.

He grabbed her waist and pulled her toward him. Sakura decided that it was time to work on her husband outfit and within seconds he was standing in his boxers in front of her.

"So Sasuke-kun," Sakura murmured to him very seductively, "do you intend to make love to your wife in the bathroom?"

They both had too much alcohol and Sasuke was pretty sure that their wedding night wasn't going to last long. He lifted his wife, bridal style and went to their room. There the couple discovered that their classic linens had been changed for white silk ones and that there were rose petals spread everywhere on the bed. Sakura smiled at what was probably Temari and Ino's idea. Sasuke didn't give it any second thought as he laid her on the bed before attacking her lips.

"Now let me officially make you my wife." Sakura smiled as Sasuke started caressing her everywhere. Judging that she was wearing too many clothes on he decided to undress her some more. He frowned when he saw that her long line bra was attached the same way her dress had been earlier. Sakura saw his look and grabbed the knot before pulling on it. The bra loosened and she could see his frown disappear. Great, she had managed to safe her bra from being torn.

Sasuke freed her from it before going to her panty making it slid down her legs leaving her only with her stockings. He then attacked her breast while his hands went to grab her tights to open them for him. His lips went down to her stomach then southern until he reached her most intimate place. He started pleasing her with his tongue gaining very loud moans from his wife. She was pressing his head further against her when Sasuke suddenly stopped his ministrations.

"Don't stop." She pleaded.

"Sorry love, but I don't think we'll be able to last long tonight."

Wait, thought Sakura., had he really called her 'love'? She forgot everything when she felt him inside her. Sasuke started pumping in and out of her at a slow motion before taking up his speed. His hands were clasped on her tights as Sakura had hers on his low back trying to make him go deeper inside her. After a few minutes Sasuke couldn't take it anymore and came into his wife provoking her own orgasm. Sasuke fell next to her, panting. Soon both husband and wife were sleeping.

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I hadn't planned to make it funny at first, but it came out that way, or so I think… I'll try to be good and update by the end of the week. In the meanwhile, let me know what you think!!