Anything you own isn't mine. And I'm sorry in advance if this is just a giant love-letter to Hellsing Ultimate Abridged.
"I don't give a shit, I don't give a fuck, I don't give a shit, I don't give a fuck. Now if I give a shit, I might just give a fuck, but I don't give a shit, so I don't give a-" Suddenly, a loud BANG sounded from behind Kenji.
"The fuck was that?" he said to himself, turning around and looking at the building, which looked like an abandoned hospital of sorts.
Now why was Kenji in Ireland, of all places?
Well, the answer was simple.
Kenji had heard Armaros, one of the Cadre, telling Tamiel, another member of the 7 Cadre (Baraqiel, Penemue, Albedo, Armaros, Sahariel, Tamiel and Kokabiel (in order from strongest to weakest)) that there was a Stray Devil in the city of Galway, Ireland, which was Grigori territory.
Not having had any action (not THAT kind of action, you pervs! Though now that you mention it, Kenji had shagged Zest and Erza a few times recently) since the massacre he'd caused when he reincarnated Erza, Kenji volunteered to head to Ireland on his own and deal with the Stray Devil.
So he'd headed to Ireland, where he'd found the Stray Devil, snuck up on it from behind and cut it into pieces.
A fucking Low-Class Devil could deal with that thing.
Anyway, he was walking around the city, just drinking in the nice scenery, where he heard a loud BANG from an abandoned hospital.
"The fuck?" Kenji whispered, drawing his sword and heading towards the hospital. Kicking the door open with one foot, he gripped his sword tightly, and slowly advanced into the building. Looking around, he saw rotting dead bodies lying on the floor, with their heads blown up.
"Looks like someone was here already." Kenji muttered. "Or is still here." Slowly advancing up the stairs, he heard a shriek of pain. A female shriek of pain.
Quickening his pace, Kenji readied his magic and came into a corridor, where there was a scene playing out. He saw that a tall man with spiky gold hair and broad shoulders, wearing a large white cassock with purple trim, and white gloves, and holding a bayonet, had cut off the head of a person. The only discernible feature they had, from where Kenji was standing, was that they were wearing a hat.
"MASTER!" someone cried out. Kenji's eyes flicked to the source of the voice, and he saw an attractive blonde woman with blonde hair cut into a flare cut and blue eyes. She was lying on the floor, and had several bayonets through her body. Kenji idly fanned out his magic, and recognised both beings at once for what they were.
'Vampires.' He thought. 'One much, much, MUCH stronger than the other.' The decapitated vampire with the hat, Kenji could sense, had power that seemed to be on the level of his older brother, scratch that, maybe a little bit more.
The other man threw back his head and laughed. Loudly. Kenji could tell that he was trying to sound like a sadistic psychopath, though he was failing horribly at it.
"That's it?!" he laughed, turning around and gloating. Kenji quickly hid himself behind a wall, so he wouldn't be seen.
'Damn, that motherfucker is wearing a cross!' he thought. 'This is bad.'
"This thing was Hellsing's ultimate weapon?!" the man said, coughing himself back to seriousness. "The great domesticated vampire, what a disappointment. He's a joke, bloody Protestants screw everything up."
He turned around, and Kenji saw a trail of blood going up the corridor.
"Well, after all that she's still able to crawl away." The man said to himself, softly. "It seems I may have underestimated my little Draculina." He then drew out two more bayonets. "I guess I'll kill her now." He said.
"You're not killing anything." Kenji said, deciding on a whim to reveal himself at that moment. He idly stepped out of the shadows, his hands in his pockets (he decided to put his sword away), and a calm smile on his face. "Though it IS a nice night for it, I'll admit." The man turned around, and Kenji saw that he was wearing translucent circular glasses, and looked to be in his early forties.
"What?!" he said to himself. "What's a bloody Devil doing here?! I didn't know Hellsing had employed a Devil!"
"I have no idea what the fuck 'Hellsing' is." Kenji said, drawing his own sword. "Though I do have an issue with you killing vampires on Grigori territory."
"And how is a Devil able to be a member of the Grigori, who are all filthy Fallen Angels?" the man asked, beginning to advance towards Kenji. The hybrid's eyes narrowed.
"Fuck you, that's how." He replied. The man and Kenji lunged at each other at the same time. Kenji met one of the bayonets with his own sword, and sent a blast of his Power of Destruction at the man, who jumped away. He lunged at Kenji again, bringing his bayonets down in a cross-slashing movement. Kenji scoffed, and slid down, through the man's legs and out the other side, then leaped up, kicking him in the back as he did so.
The man stumbled, turned around, and tried to attack Kenji again, but his two bayonets suddenly had holes in them, as if they'd been shot with bullets. The bayonets then fell apart.
Seeing the man's shock for a second, Kenji capitalised on the opportunity, by dashing forward and punching the man in the gut, sending him through a wall and out of the hospital.
"Eat me! Don't forget to write!" Kenji shouted, straightening up, and coming face to face with another woman.
She had creamy brown skin, blue eyes and long blonde hair. She was tall and thin, almost to the point of being lanky. Her attire consisted of a black blazer, black dress pants, a white buttoned shirt, black shoes and a red cravat. She wore a pair of circular wire-rimmed glasses. She had a large revolver in one hand, and was pointing it at Kenji.
Not wanting to get involved in more fighting than he had to, Kenji put his sword away and raised his hands into the air.
"Hey, hey." He said. "Calm down, I don't want to fight." The woman's eyes narrowed, though she put away her revolver into a hidden holster beneath her blazer.
"That girl belongs to me." She said. "What's your business here, Devil?"
"Okay, first" Kenji said. "It's Devil-Dragon hybrid. Get it right. And second, I was here, well not specifically HERE, killing a Stray Devil, and I heard bangs coming from here, and I came to check it out. I then saw that paedophilic-looking Church guy cutting of that guy's" he pointed to the headless vampire "head, and he was about to kill her." He looked around and jerked a thumb to the blonde girl, who had managed to pull the bayonet out of her chest. "And third," he looked at the girl again. "Do you mean her?" The woman smiled slightly.
"I do." She said, smiling again. Suddenly, a huge flock of bats flew into the hospital, and began to merge themselves together, along with the body of the vampire that the man had cut the head off of earlier.
"Master!" the girl cried out, happily. The vampire managed to extract itself from the bayonets, and eventually stood up, in its full glory.
He had eyes which were blood red in colour. His hair was jet-black, and went down to his back. His outfit comprised mainly in a classic Victorian fashion, including a charcoal suit, leather riding boots, and an intricately knotted red cravat, covered by a full-length, red frock overcoat with cape. He also wore a red fedora with a wide, floppy brim and a pair of circular, heavily tinted, wire-framed orange sunglasses with goggle sidings. He wore white gloves, which had five pointed seals on them.
"Okay, who is he?" Kenji asked.
"He" the woman said, grinning "is the product of the hundred years of the Hellsing family's account knowledge, which produced this achievement. Our crown glory, the vampire Alucard!"
"Cool…" Kenji grinned, looking around at Alucard, who was looking at him curiously.
"Are you alright, Alucard?" the woman asked.
"Yes, Integra." Alucard replied. "It's been a while since I've had my head cut off. And now we've finally met Father Anderson from Iscariot. Though" he looked to Kenji. "Who is this? I can tell he's not human."
"Our sentiment is neutral, then." Kenji replied. "I am Kenji Gremory, presumed dead former Heir to the Devils House of Gremory."
"A Devil…" Alucard said. "You seem like a powerful one."
"And you seem like a powerful-as-fuck vampire." Kenji replied. "Much more powerful than me." Alucard nodded.
"And who are you?" Kenji asked, turning to the other woman, who had collapsed to the ground, a sniper rifle in her hands. She wore a yellow uniform with a matching miniskirt, long white stockings, anke fold brown goods, and brown gloves.
"That's Seras Victoria." Integra replied. "Alucard's protégé."
"Hnn." Kenji hummed, and offered his hand to Seras. "You okay down there? I don't think kneeling on a wooden floor like that is very good for your knees, even if you are a vampire."
"Oh." The girl took Kenji's hand and let him pull her up. "I'm alright, thanks…"
"Kenji." Kenji finished. "Just call me Kenji, Seras." Seras blushed slightly, though the blush was missed by both Integra and Alucard.
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"So, that's the whole story?" Integra asked Kenji. She was sat at a desk in the Hellsing Mansion, and Kenji was stood in front of said desk, Alucard and Seras beside her.
"Yup." Kenji replied, his hands in his pockets.
"You were in the city of Galway killing a Stray Devil?"
"Yup."
"And you killed that Stray Devil?"
"Dead." Kenji replied, simply. "I'm not sure anyone can survive decapitation, apart from Alucard." He smirked, slightly. Alucard said nothing.
"You heard noises coming from the hospital Seras and Alucard were at."
"Yes." Kenji said. "What was that, by the way?"
"That was Police Girl" Alucard said, nodding to Seras. "Killing ghouls."
"With a big-as-my-dick sniper rifle?" Kenji said. "I thought people who used sniper rifles generally stayed in one place, not moving an inch from their spot, while they camp like cowards and wait for their opponents to come to them." When no-one replied to this, Kenji said "Okay, I guess I've been playing way too many video games." Seras did her best to not smile at Kenji's second comment through the blush at Kenji's first.
"And what happened after that?" Integra asked.
"Well, I went into the abandoned hospital, and found the dead bodies of ghouls, with their heads blown up- nice shooting by the way Seras- and I headed upstairs, and saw some Church jackass, Anderson, was it?"
Alucard nodded.
"Anyway, Anderson, cutting off Alucard's head, and about to kill Seras. That's when I intervened." Kenji said. "We fought, I punched his ass out of the hospital, and that's when you showed up."
"…Alright." Integra said, taking a breath. "I can safely say that you don't pose a threat towards us-"
"I'm hurt that you even considered such a possibility." Kenji said, in a mock-hurt voice, but he was still grinning. "Hey, is it possible that I can sleep here?"
"I don't see a reason you shouldn't." Integra said, standing up. "I'll have Walter prepare you a room."
"Who is-" Kenji asked.
"I am Walter." A person said. Kenji turned around, and saw a man standing in the doorway. He was a tall, think man who wore black dress pants, a white dress shirt with purple tie, and a purple vest. He wore black gloves.
"That is Walter C. Dornez." Integra introduced him. "He is a former vampire hunter and butler to the Hellsing Organisation."
"Huh." Kenji replied. "Nice to meet you, Walter."
"Good to meet you too, Kenji Gremory." Walter said, bowing slightly. "Sir Integra has told me about you."
"I'll let you know when your room has been made, Kenji." Integra said.
"Thanks." Kenji said. Smiling. He pulled out his phone and headphones. "What's the Wi-Fi password? I wanna watch some Guns N' Roses live videos."
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An hour later, Kenji was sat in his new room, on his bed, watching a YouTube video on his phone. It was a very comfy bed, and a simple bedroom, with nothing but a bedside table and wardrobe inside it.
But that was all Kenji really needed, to be honest.
He'd sent a text to Valian saying that he'd found a place to stay for the night, and that he'd be back sometime in the afternoon tomorrow.
Apparently, Integra was having a meeting with some guys about vampire attacks, which Kenji couldn't exactly care about. If the vampires stayed out of his business, he'd stay out of theirs. But if they attacked him, no-one would ever be able to find their bodies.
But anyway…
When the video finished, Kenji switched his phone off and was about to go to sleep, but he suddenly heard a loud scream.
"WALLLTEEERR!"
"That's definitely Seras." Kenji muttered. "What the hell is she yelling about?"
Meanwhile, down in the basement, Seras was trying very hard not to rush at Walter and kill him. She was grinding her teeth so hard they'd probably break.
"Fine." Walter said. "If it helps, the orders were confirmed by Alucard as well."
"Master?" Seras' eyes widened.
"Yes." Walter replied. "Since you're still refusing to drink blood like a proper vampire, you'll slowly become weaker, and eventually die. You must now sleep in a coffin filled with the soil of your birthplace. This smallest of concessions is the only way to keep up your strength."
Seras was silent for a second, and Walter continued, in a slightly caring voice. Only slightly, though.
"I take it you're still feeling uncomfortable with the situation?"
"You're an idiot." Both Seras and Walter turned around and saw Alucard standing in the doorway.
"Master…" Seras gulped.
"You chose the night. Once you've turned your back on the light of day, all the sunlight should ever mean to you is smouldering pain and a slow death." Alucard said, coldly. He smirked at Seras' silence.
"Good evening, Alucard." Walter said, nodding to Alucard. "I have something very special I was hoping to show you."
"Oh?" Alucard asked, walking over to Walter, who opened a box to reveal a pistol.
"Evening!" all three turned to the door and saw Kenji leaning against the doorway. "Why were you screaming earlier, Seras?" In answer, she pointed down to the coffin, and Kenji gave a small "Oh." in realisation.
"The Jackal," Walter explained to Alucard. "A custom 13mm anti-freak combat pistol. It fires custom-made rounds far more powerful than the .454 Casull rounds you're used to. 39cm long, 16kg in weight, 6 rounds per magazine. The Jackal has more firepower than any human could be expected to handle."
"And the rounds?" Alucard asked.
"13mm explosive shells." Was the answer from the butler.
"Casings?"
"Pure Macedonian silver."
"And the tips - explosive or mercury?"
"Mercury tips, and are all blessed." Alucard grinned widely.
"It's perfection, Walter." He praised. Walter smiled and bowed.
"I'm pleased that you're pleased, sir."
"I bet this beauty could even stop Father Anderson dead in his tracks." Alucard remarked, looking the gun over.
"Oh my, Master! That's amazing!" Seras was in awe over Alucard's new gun.
"I concur." Kenji said, grinning. "That's a nice fucking gun, though I'm not sure it'll be usable on someone I punched out of a three-story building." Alucard scoffed.
"Little brat." He said. "It'll take a lot more than that to kill Father Anderson."
"I'll take your word for it." Kenji replied, with a grin. "I'd sure like one of those guns you've got, though. Or two, I've always been interested in dual-handed gunplay."
"Miss Victoria." Walter said, breaking up the discussion between Kenji and Alucard. "I believe I have something special for you as well."
"Huh?" Seras looked around, and saw-
"The Harkonnen." Walter explained. "A 30mm anti-freak cannon. Designed to be used with depleted uranium shells and exploding incendiary shells. This weapon will destroy all but the most heavily armoured targets."
"Wh-wh-wh" Seras stammered, pointing at the Harkonnen. "WHAT THE HELL IS THAT?!"
"A cannon." Kenji replied, simply. "Bitches love cannons."
A/N: YES! YES! I HAVE SO WANTED TO USE THAT LINE IN ONE OF MY FANFICS, YES!
At that moment, a phone rang. Walter picked his phone out of his pocket and answered.
"Oh, good evening, Sir Integra… Miss Victoria's room in the sub-basement. I've already been brought up to speed on the situation."
"What situation?" Kenji asked.
"The mansion is being attacked by ghouls." Alucard replied, offhandedly.
"I'm not even going to ask how you know that." Kenji answered.
"Outside communication's been cut off," Walter continued. "So I wouldn't expect reinforcements for at least 4 hours, maybe 5. In the meantime, our current forces have been ordered to defend the conference room with their lives…"
Both Kenji and Seras looked at each other.
"Well, for starters, please fortify the door to the conference room. Since Alucard, Miss Victoria and Kenji are with me down in the sub-basement, I propose we divide into two teams. Alucard will head upstairs, Miss Victoria, Kenji and I will make our way towards the conference room… How did you manage to find Alucard's cell 10 years ago? …Seems to be the best option at the moment. We'll both be there shortly… By your orders, Sir Integra. Good luck." He hung up the phone.
"Oh… does Walter Dollneaz the Angel of Death ride again?" Alucard asked, grinning.
"Uh… what are you two talking about?" Seras asked.
"You'll see soon enough." Alucard replied.
"Put the veteran and the rookie together, and you may as well have one normal soldier." Walter said, giggling. "And you, Kenji. I heard you punched Father Anderson through a wall."
"I did." Kenji replied, grinning. "And there's more where that came from." Alucard chuckled.
"This could actually end up being fun."
"Makes you wonder, doesn't it?" Seras muttered. "If there are any normal people working in this bloody place?" Kenji heard her muttering, and burst out laughing.
"Normal?!" he fell onto the stone floor and continued laughing. "What in the name of all that is my shit-headed older brother is that?!"
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"What the hell's going on?!" One person shouted at Sir Integra.
"They're closing in... and fast." Integra said, bluntly. "They've taken the first two floors as well as the roof. Escape is impossible."
"Just do something!" the same man shouted to Integra. "You're responsible for this!"
"Sir Penwood!" Another man cried, making Sir Penwood freeze. "This is neither the time or the place for such behaviour. I believe that what Sir Integra is trying to say is that we must all be expected to defend ourselves when the time comes, is that correct?"
"Yes, Sir Islands." Integra replied.
"But..." Sir Penwood's voice slowly began to descend into insanity. "And they're ghouls, aren't they...? And they're armed to the teeth... We're all... we're all going to die!" At that opportune moment, one of the panels in the celing came undone, and fell. Sir Penwood was instantly knocked by surprise, and the miniskirt-covered ass of Seras Victoria fell down onto Sir Penwood's face. Closely followed by Walter, who managed to flip himself up and land beside Sir Integra. A few seconds after, Kenji lowered his body into the room, and hung there for a second. He then dropped down and landed on two feet, on the table.
"Seras! Walter! Kenji!" Integra sounded very happy to see them.
"I do apologize for the delay." Walter apologized, lighting Integra's cigarette.
"Hi…" Seras said, nervously.
"I didn't know you were into face-sitting, Seras." Kenji remarked, with a smirk. "You and Penemue would get on pretty well." If Seras had blushed any harder, her face would've exploded from how much blood had rushed to it.
"The manor's defensive forces have been roundly decimated. I don't know who armed and trained these creatures, but whoever did is a tactical genius. They knew exactly how and where to hit us."
"They're still bastards, though." Kenji said.
"Oh, undeniably." Walter said, grinning.
"Walter, honestly…" Sir Integra said, evenly. "Do you think we're done for?
Walter: No. Of course not. Compared to the sorts of trouble Van Hellsing faced a century ago, I think it's fair to say this hardly rates as a crisis."
"Who is Van Hellsing?" Kenji asked, and Seras looked as if she had the same question.
"My ancestor." Integra replied. "He's the one who defeated Alucard, and made him into the one you see today."
"The plan is as follows, Sir Integra." Walter said. "Alucard will intercept our attackers in the sub-levels. Seras, Kenji and I will clear this floor. Your standing orders will be followed to the letter. I promised that not one of these villains will ever see the light of day again. Now with your permission, sir, I believe it's time I give these young people a proper lesson in violence."
Integra was silent.
"Do it." She said, simply. When she looked at the three people that she just ordered to defend the conference room, she found that there were only two there.
"I'm gonna go set some traps." Kenji called back into the room. "Be back in a minute."
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Five minutes later, Jan Valentine and his army of dead-ass ghouls were walking down the hallway.
"Little Hellsing chickie…" Jan was singing. "We're coming to find you. Come on out and play, little Hellsing. I promise it's gonna be a lot of fun. We just wanna torture you, kill you, maybe skull-fuck your corpse a couple of times, burn the house to the ground, go home and masturbate, okay~?"
"You sick little fuck."
Kenji idly stepped out of the conference room, a cool smirk on his face. Looking at Jan Valentine with contempt in his eyes, he snapped his fingers.
Sixty magic-circles all activated on the spot, and three quarters of the ghouls were blown up by Kenji's Power of Destruction.
"Oh, wow." Walter said, walking out of the conference room. "For such a young man, you do seem to be extremely spry, Kenji."
"Cheers, Walter." Kenji replied. "But it does seem as if I haven't gotten all the ghouls. Damnit."
"No matter." Walter replied. "Miss Victoria, some support would be nice?"
"Right!" Kenji looked behind him and saw Seras lying in the doorway of the door directly behind him, Harkonnen in hand. He stepped out of the way just as a large shell came flying past him, and took out nearly all of the remaining ghouls.
"You can have the last few, Walter." Kenji said.
"Thank you, Kenji." Walter replied, drawing some sort of thin razor wire out of nowhere. Kenji watched with interest as Walter expertly sliced up all the remaining ghouls in under 10 seconds. He even got one of Jan Valentine's mouth-rings, as well.
Just as Jan spat blood out of his mouth and attempted to rush at Walter, Kenji drew his sword and cut his legs off at the knees. Jan shrieked in agony and fell down at Walter's feet.
"I think I'm starting to feel my age." Walter remarked. "You are an incredible fighter, Kenji."
"Practise makes perfect." Kenji replied, smirking.
"Now" Walter looked at the downed Jan. "What's the objective of this attack? Who are you taking orders from?"
"Me?" Jan asked, through the pain of having no lower legs. "I'm just a tourist. I was passing by, totally minding my own business and thought I'd have a look. So we cool, dude? AARGH!" Kenji had blown off his right hand.
"Shut up, you little fucker." Kenji turned Jan over with his foot and stamped on his crotch. "The left one's next."
"We were following orders, alright!?" Jan finally started talking. "We were told to attack the Hellsing headquarters and kill everyone we found inside! We were supposed to confirm the deaths of the round table... and your pet vampire."
"We?" Walter repeated. "Hold on... you're not the only one in charge here? Who else?"
"Wow, you're quick!" Jan laughed. "Right now, big bro Valentine is downstairs beating Alucard into a carpet stain!"
Meanwhile…
Luke and Alucard were in the basement, having a gunfight. Luke was basically teleporting all around the room, dodging Alucard's gunshots.
"You've never seen anything like me before! I was designed to surpass you in every way! I was born to be your death! Check!" Luke gasped, as Alucard shot twice at him, forcing Luke to backflip away. A bullet from Alucard's Jackel flew past Luke, into the door behind him… and blew it up.
"A pistol… did that…?" Luke said to himself.
"Your reflexes are amazing." Alucard remarked.
"I told you, I'm completely different from any creature you've ever faced before!" Luke repeated. "I have the sum total of your vampiric power at my disposal, all of it and more!"
Alucard whistled.
Back to Kenji, Seras, Jan and Walter…
"Me and my brother, we were designed with the sole intention of killing you fucks! You people are so fucking dead and you don't even know it!" Kenji twisted the foot he had on Jan's genitals, and he definitely heard something breaking down there.
"You're in no position to make threats." Walter said, softly. Jan laughed through the pain of having his probably-really-small-judging-by-how-easily-it-broke dick.
"Dude, you must be going senile, Alfred!" Somehow, he managed to propel himself off the floor, out of Kenji's grasp and onto the wall. "And now, for our next trick, check out DOOR NUMBER THREE!"
"My jackass big bro!" Kenji muttered.
"What have you done?" Walter whispered in horror.
"Time to get this party started, hah!" Jan tried to move, but his nose was broken by Kenji's fist. Then, Sir Integra came out of the conference room, and saw the sight that made Kenji and Walter falter.
"No…" she muttered. "You've turned all my men into ghouls…!" Kenji's eyes flicked to Seras, who was lying on the floor, and cried out "SERAS, LOOK OUT!" Seras turned around, and was suddenly pounced upon by all the men-turned-ghouls at the same time.
"Oh, shit." Walter muttered, before grabbing Sir Integra and taking cover.
"What?" Kenji looked around, and saw Seras, her previously blue eyes turned red, slaughtering all the ghouls in sight. Kenji could only watch as Seras continued to slice up all the dead beings there.
It was one thing to be slaughtering an army of mooks, but it was another thing entirely to be watching it happen with someone else.
Was this what Zest was feeling when he was slaughtering all those guards at the Tower he'd rescued Erza from?
Once Seras finished killing all the ghouls, she turned her red eyes on Kenji, and grinned a demonic grin. Kenji got into a battle position and prepared to defend himself if need be.
Seras launched herself at Kenji, letting out a shriek of bloodlust. Kenji ducked the punch that Seras threw, and dodged out of another punch.
"Seras!" Kenji cried. "Stop!" Seras didn't seem to hear him, and she tried to sweep-kick him, which he jumped over. Kenji growled, and, seeing no choice, rushed forward and grabbed Seras by the shoulders, and pinned her to the floor, keeping his neck out of Seras' biting range.
"Seras, that's enough!" Kenji cried. "You can stop now!" Seras actually seemed to hear him, and her red eyes returned to their blueish colour.
"Kenji…?" she asked, her eyes widening.
"Glad to see you, Seras." Kenji said, lifting her up and setting her on her feet.
When Integra and Walter came back to see if all was well, they saw Seras and Kenji kissing each other on the lips. Integra coughed, pointedly, and the pair broke apart.
"Nice." Jan Valentine was still alive, but losing blood fast. "Come on and kill me, limp-dick."
"Oh, I'm not going to kill you." Walter said. "Not until after you tell me who put you up to this. Then I'll put you out of your misery."
"Are you serious? You fuckin' pussy." Jan noticed Integra. "What up, bitch!" Integra drew out her revolver and shot Jan three times in the stomach.
"We'll have no more of that. I'm pissed off." She said, coldly. "Who the hell are you people? What did you hope to accomplish here? Who's responsible for this? Start talking!" Jan just laughed, and he earned himself another punch from Kenji.
"ANSWER HER, YOU FUCK!" he yelled.
"Come on you little shit" Jan muttered. "You know... the ones who put the fucking chip in me… the chip that's sending the information letting them know we fucked up. They can hear us talking, every last goddamn word."
Everyone was silent, listening to him.
"If they know I'm standing here fucked up and dying about to tell you everything, you think they're gonna let me fuckin' live?" Jan was then suddenly overcome with a blue fire. "See? I so fucking told you! Well, since I'm fucked, how about I piss a little wisdom on you, dipshits? You can take this clue and shove it up your ass, bitches! BEWARE! THE! MILLENIUM!" he gave Integra, Seras, Walter and Kenji off, and his body expired.
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"Okay, that's that." Kenji sat in his room, the next morning. It was the morning after the Valentine Brothers had stormed Hellsing Manor, and Integra had gone up to Kenji's room, and gifted him with two clones of Alucard's Jackel pistols, as a reward for his services to the Hellsing Organisation. Kenji had accepted the guns graciously, and planned to modify them so they would shoot the Power of Destruction, instead of bullets.
He was about to leave the manor, when he heard a knock on his bedroom door.
"Come in." he called. The door opened, and Seras Victoria walked in.
"Hey, Seras." Kenji said. "What's up?" Seras was looking nervous.
"Kenji, you are a Devil, right?" she said.
"Mmmhmm." Kenji hummed in acknowlagement. "What of it?"
"Well, I read something in the library about Devils." Seras said. "About how they have chess pieces, which can turn people into Devils."
"Evil Pieces." Kenji confirmed. "And yes, I do have a set. Well, minus a Queen and two Pawns, anyway."
"Oh." Seras said. She shifted from foot to foot, looking nervous for a second, before she asked.
"Can I become one of your pieces?" Kenji was taken aback for a moment.
"Not that I'm saying no…" Kenji turned and looked to the blonde vampire in front of him. "Why do you ask?"
"Well…" Seras looked at Kenji. "It's because… I think I'm in love with you! And if I became one of your, peerage, was it?" Kenji nodded. "Peerage, then I'd be closer to you. Please, let me be one of your peerage, Kenji!" Kenji was silent for a good ten seconds.
"Okay." He said, quietly. "Just give me a moment." He put his hands into his pocket, and drew out a small box, which had his Evil Pieces inside them. Azazel had given him the box to keep his pieces inside, and he opened it.
"Yes, why not?" Kenji said. "She is a vampire, and vampires are supposed to be extremely magical." He drew out a piece, and closed it in his fist. He offered the piece to Seras.
"If you want to be in my peerage, Seras, just put the piece into your chest." Kenji said. Without hesitation, Seras inserted the piece into her chest, and eight wings came out of her back. Four were Devil wings, and the other four were the wings of Dragons. Though they looked a bit different from Kenji's dragon wings, and not just in colour, though Seras' dragon wings were yellow and red. They seemed to be a lot… sharper, especially at the tips.
'I wonder why that is?' he thought in his mind.
[It's because Seras was a vampire before she became a member of your peerage.] Albion said, inside Kenji's mind. [There are dragons with vampiric qualities in the supernatural world, but they are very rare. So possibly, Seras' vampire element mutated with the dragon element caused by your Evil Piece. What piece did you make her, anyway?]
"Seras Victoria." Kenji said, grinning at Seras. "Welcome to the team… my first Bishop." Seras grinned as well, ran into Kenji's arms, and kissed him again.
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"So, you made Seras a member of your peerage?" Alucard asked Kenji. The pair of them were standing in the foyer of Hellsing Manor.
"Yes." Kenji replied. "You're not angry, are you?"
"Oh no, no, nonono." Alucard said. "I'm surprised, yes. I'm also a little interested." Kenji raised one eyebrow, and Alucard continued. "I've seen a lot of every faction, Kenji, but I haven't seen a Devil, dragon and vampire hybrid before. It'll be interesting to see how she progresses." Kenji smirked.
"I'll make sure that she becomes a strong vampire, Alucard." Alucard grinned, and began to walk away, but Kenji called to him. "One more thing." Alucard turned.
"Yes?" Kenji grinned.
"Tell Integra thanks for the new guns."
Okay, that's Volume 3-2 finished! Kenji has gotten his first Bishop, Seras Victoria from Hellsing! Also, from one of the lines in this chapter, Alucard, in terms of power, is just above Sirzechs, as he is the strongest vampire of all time.
What did you think of this chapter? Review, and let me know!
Here's the full peerage (I'll list the peerage at the end of every chapter that Kenji gets a new peerage member):
King: Kenji Gremory* (DxD OC)
Queen: Valian Lucifer* (DxD)
Rook 1: Yang Xiao Long (RWBY)
Rook 2: Tiamat (DxD)
Bishop 1: Seras Victoria* (Hellsing)
Bishop 2: Kuroka (DxD)
Knight 1: Akame (Akame ga Kill!)
Knight 2: Xenovia (DxD)
Mutation Pawn 1: Erza Scarlet* (Fairy Tail)
Mutation Pawn 2: Zest* (Sister of New Devil)
Mutation Pawn 3: Revy (Black Lagoon)
Mutation Pawn 4: Roberta (Black Lagoon)
Mutation Pawn 5: Ruby Rose (RWBY)
Mutation Pawn 6: Sayo Hitsugi (Triage X)
Mutation Pawn 7: Kaneki Ken (Tokyo Ghoul)
Mutation Pawn 8: Touka Kirishima (Tokyo Ghoul)
*Already a part of Kenji's peerage
See you in the next chapter, where a competitive, sarcastic, battle-hardened, battle hungry, loud, psychotically humored, rude, easily-bored, and extremely ill-tempered gunslinger joins Kenji's peerage. Also the Bloodhound of Florencia.