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When Life gives you lemons, squirt them in Life's eyes
"When life gives you lemons, make grape juice. Then sit back and watch the world wonder how you did it."
You're just jealous because the voices only talk to me
Isn't it funny how the word 'politics' is made up of the words 'poli' meaning many and 'tics' as in the bloodsucking creatures?
cute but psycho. things even out
If you are a person who acts friendly but has an evil mind and is secretly plotting world domination, copy and paste this into your profile.
Life isn't passing me by, it's trying to run me over
Note to Self: Normal is just a setting on washing machines
Always forgive your enemies - Nothing annoys them so much