Rules For Hogwarts

by Please-and-Thankyou's

- The fact that there are only three unforgivable curses does not mean that every other curse is "pretty much forgivable". and so on... Rated T just in case.

12. Harry being Obnoxious

Chapter 11:

- "I have eight horcruxes, take that Voldy!"

- "So I was all like Avada Kadavra and he was all like. Dead."

Harry Potter was dreaming:

In Harry Potter land where his head is even more inflated, he was dissing Voldy.

"I have eight horcruxes, take that Voldy!"

Harry smiled in his sleep and turned over, his dreams changing too.

Harry now is talking to a group of fangirls. Boasting of all his achievements he can't hear anything until

"So I was all like Avada Kadavra and he was all like. Dead."

Harry had sweet dreams, to say the least.