This chapter is by special request from Cullen Concession. It has not been betaed so all mistakes are mine.

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Chapter 12 Find Out Who Your Friends Are

I could honestly say that tonight made my list of the top ten days of my life. I was floating on cloud nine and smiling like an idiot. I was in my world of Bella.

As I pulled in our driveway, I noticed that mom and dad's car was missing and the house was dark. Great, I could slip inside and take a shower without anyone noticing. I didn't take into account that Emmett and Jasper were still there.

I walked into the house and stopped. I could hear Emmett snoring from the basement. I was in the clear. I just felt gross at this point and stripped out of my shirt before going any further. I even swiped it at the waist of my jeans.

I made my way up the stairs and headed straight to my bathroom unbuttoning my jeans on the way. I felt like I was walking with something stuck up my ass trying to keep my clothes away from my body. I wasn't really watching what I was doing and didn't flip the lights on as I entered the bathroom.

I was in the middle of yanking my pants and boxers down when the door to Alice's room opened and the room flooded with light.

"Oh, SHIT." Jasper yelled and then squealed like a girl.

Emmett POV

I was woken up by sound of someone cursing and lots of squealing. Was that Jasper and Alice? What the hell was going on? I jumped up and ran upstairs, straight to Alice's room. No one was going to harm my friends, not when I was in the house.

Alice was sitting up in bed, wrapped up in a sheet, one hand in the air and the other hand over her mouth, staring at her bathroom. What I saw next, was priceless.

Jasper was standing in the doorway butt ass naked. Not a stitch of clothes to be seen.

Then there was Edward in the bathroom, with his pants down to his knees. As I looked closer, I busted out laughing.

Jasper had obviously been going to the bathroom to clean up. He and Alice had been 'playing around' and he had jizz dripping off his stomach. Edward wasn't in much better shape but his was older. His was now dry and even flaking but he was staring wide eyed at Jasper's stomach.

I doubled over in laughter. Deep bellowing guffaws, that I could not stop. When Edward finally looked at me, he yanked his pants back up but not before making a face. I laughed harder and went to my knees.

Jasper finally grabbed a towel to cover himself. Of course, we could all still see the cum. I would kill to have a camera, although I was still laughing too hard to move.

Edward finally spoke. "Emmett, shut the hell up. This is not funny." He even pointed at me like that would help. "J, what…I mean…oh, shit I need brain bleach." Edward stammered out.

Alice gasped and we all turned to look at her. She was still in the same position as when I entered the room. "Jazz, I really need it." She barely whispered out, as she blushed brighter than Bella. "It's running down my arm." She said under her breath. No one heard her but me and it kept me in stitches.

"For the love of all that's Holy, are you saying you want him now, with me and Emmett in the room? Ally, I just can't take it." Edward was staring at her and just shaking his head back and forth like he was in shock.

I didn't think it was possible but Alice got pinker, including her ears. "Oh my God, Edward, that is just wrong on so many levels. I need a damn washcloth, if you have to know!" She whisper yelled.

This spurred Jasper back in action and he turned to the sink and got a wet cloth and a dry towel to give to Alice. I tried not to look but it was obvious he was getting rid of the evidence on him, too.

Man, I wished I had some popcorn for this show.

"Ally, I can't…" Edward fumbled out as he continued to stare at Alice. I knew the exact moment when it dawned on him that she was naked under the covers. His brows drew together and you could see that vein in his forehead start to pulse. "You and Jasper were up here…no, I refuse to even think it." My bro was in some major denial.

Little Alice could hold her own though, and I couldn't wait for her to start putting all the pieces together.

Damn, some popcorn and a coke would be nice.

Jasper figured it out first. He was now sitting on the edge of the bed. As he stared at Edward he commented, "Man, isn't that a little like throwing stones in a glass house?"

Alice turned to look at her brother. She took in the 'wet' spot stains on his jeans and the obvious evidence that he had been in the same situation as Jasper, but with clothes on. Edward blushed under Alice's scrutiny. She cocked her eyebrow and proceeded to turn the tables on Edward.

"Well, well, well. It's not like I wanted to see you dangling your junk out with dried crap all over it. Don't you know how to clean up? Man, get a clue and get some tissues or wipes to take care of that after it happens." She waved her hand toward his crotch.

Edward's mouth opened then closed several times, like he couldn't decide what to say. The sound of Edward's phone alerting him to a text broke his concentration. Shaking his head he finally said, "Let's never speak of this again."

I busted out laughing again. "Yeah, like that'll happen. I hereby declare tonight- Jizzfest of 2011 and shall remind you of it often."

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