More comin' at'cha! And not my best chapter.
Thank you all for your suggestions, and like always, if not found in this chapter, they may be found in another. :)
My DA friend GreenHa gets credit for #78.
ManyGamePlayer gets credit for #79.
poisontail gets credit for #'s 80 and 82.
kikigraysonwest gets credit for #81.
shadowstreak gets credit for #83.
sentinel hater gets credit for #84.
Alice Gone Madd—I loved writing that one. XDDDDD
Buter4Evaz—Anytime and thanks. :)
ManyGamePlayer—I'm glad you enjoyed it.
sentinel hater—I am so pleased to meet another sentinel hater. WELCOME! *embraces you *
satoshidragon4—HERE'S MORE! :DDD
MISCrasyaboutfanfics—I'm glad you find this funny. XDD
Now, on to the rules!
I do not own Transformers or anything in relation, and it seriously pains me that I don't. I do own my OCs, SO DON'T STEAL THEM OR I WILL COME AFTER YOU AND MAKE YOUR LIFE A LIVING PIT! Enjoy. :D
Ch. 12
Bay—78. Don't introduce Bumblebee to Sonic the Hedgehog.
('Bee has a serious ego-trip problem.)
(I mean, it ain't as bad as Sentinel's, but yeah.)
(It's still bad.)
(And he doesn't like the idea of anybody or anything bein' faster than him.)
(So when Sonic came into the picture, Bumbler just about had a conniption.)
(Now he won't stop ravvin' about how he's gonna challenge Sonic to a race and show him who's fastest once and for all.)
(That oughta be interesting considerin' Sonic ain't real!)
(God forbid he ever hears about Quicksilver.)
(Or the Flash.)
('Cuz he does, the rest of us just might have to kill him.)
Hunter—79. Never combine markers and windshields.
(Not a good combination.)
(Especially when said markers are sharpies.)
(Annabelle's little brother Derek is at the age where he loves to color anything and everything.)
(He also loves Smokescreen [why is beyond me].)
(So it's only natural to combine the two.)
(Smokey adores Derek [he'll never admit it] so he just didn't have the spark to say no.)
(That's why Smokescreen is currently covered in a rainbow of toddler scribbles.)
(I don't know how the kid got a hold of the the sharpies.)
(All I know is that Derek's terrible-twos are killing Smokescreen.)
Artemis—80. Don't watch The Suite Life of Zack and Cody or The Suite Life On Deck.
(Both shows have been officially banned.)
(They give the twins way too many ideas.)
(Which set of twins?)
(It doesn't really matter. -_-)
Bay—81. Never watch Adventure Time with the 'bots.
(Just so we're clear, I don't even lie the show anyway.)
(But Sari does.)
(And Bulkhead.)
(And—shocker—so does Bumblebee.)
(Optimus is confused by it.)
(Prowl glitched when he saw the dog stretch like it does.)
(Ratchet banned it.)
(Not because he doesn't understand it or because the dog stretches like taffy.)
(Because the dog had puppies with a unicorn.)
(I don't even wanna imagine how that could be pulled off.)
Hunter—82. Never give Annabelle the TV remote and leave her alone with it.
(I was watching her.)
(Then I had to leave the room in order to help Jack, Miko, and Raf clean up a big mess that someone—*coughs* Miko—made in the energon stock-pile room.)
(So I gave Annabelle the TV remote and told her to find something watch while I was gone.)
(Her parents don't usually let her use the remote unsupervised, but I figured: what the heck?)
(She's seven, old enough to know what she can and can't watch.)
(Besides, what could possibly go wrong?)
(Even with my help, the clean took a little bit longer than we expected.)
(When I finally got back to Annabelle, she was staring in both confusion and terror at the TV screen.)
(Turns out she'd channel-surfed per my advice and had found Family Guy.)
(Her line of thinking: )
("It's a cartoon, so that means I can watch it right?")
(So she watched full episode of Family Guy and half an episode of American Dad before I finally came back and shut off the TV.)
(Consequently both shows are now banned.)
(I've never felt so conflicted before.)
(Part me hopes that 'Belle doesn't start asking me questions about what the people on there were doing.)
(Another part of me hopes she so that Will and Sarah don't find out that I let their daughter watch the shows.)
(Unintentionally or not, Lennox will have my head on a platter.)
(I don't think I wanna find out how I'd come back to life after decapitation.)
(*grimaces* Ewww...)
Artemis—83. Don't play/sing any of the following songs.
*Nyan Cat
(Sunny and Sides thought it'd be funny to play a prank on me.)
(For some reason, I'm always their first choice as target.)
(I have what you might call super-hearing and can hear sounds that regular 'bots and humans can't.)
(So the terror twins rigged up some sort of device that would play the 'Nyan Cat' song at a frequency that only I could hear over the intercom.)
(In a continuous loop.)
(All day long.)
(People thought I was insane as I ran around base, trying to find the source of the song screaming things like: )
(" When I find you, I'll kill you!")
(" Why won't it stop?! Make it stop! Make it stop!")
(" Shut up!")
(And...)
(" GET OUT OF MY HEAD!")
(I finally broke down and had a conniption.)
(I think I scratched all of the enamel off my teeth...)
*Do You Like Waffles?
(Bumblebee, Jazz, and I ran around the base singing it.)
(" Do you like waffles?")
(Epps and Lennox: " Hell yeah!")
(" Do you like pancakes?")
(Galloway: " No.")
(We all stopped singing after that.)
(Mr. Head-up-his-ass killed the vibe.)
(Imagine that.)
*Barbie Girl
(Savannah loves this song.)
(So does Mikaela.)
(They spent a whole week working up a dance routine for it for the N.E.S.T. talent show [my and Bee's idea].)
(Unfortunately, everyone heard the song so much and got so sick of it that by the time the show came around nobody could stand it.)
('Vannah and 'Kaela came out on the stage and the second the song started playing Ironhide blew up the sound system.)
(Thus was the end of 'Barbie Girl'.)
(And the talent show.)
(And nearly Savannah, Mikaela and any other 'bot and human that was within close proximity of the blast.)
(Thanks for the heads up, 'Hide.)
(*eye roll*)
*Narwhals
(Apparently this song freaks the Chevies out.)
(It all has to do with the 'just don't let them touch your balls' line.)
(I honestly don't understand why they're worried.)
(Wink, wink, nudge, nudge for all of you dense people out there.)
*What Does the Fox Say?
(Dad's optic is still twitching.)
(So is 'Cade's.)
(And 'Hide's.)
(And even Jazz's.)
(Prowl glitched.)
(Ratchet threw a wrench at Leo for introducing them to the song in the first place.)
*Depressing Song
(Okay, not gonna lie, I almost like this song better than the one it's a parody of.)
(Red Alert hates it.)
(It makes him cry.)
(I tried to explain to him that, as a parody, it's meant to be funny.)
(He asked how.)
(So I showed him the original version.)
(Huge mistake.)
(Red ran crying to his room.)
(That was nearly eight hours ago!)
(He hasn't stopped bawling since.)
*Askin' All Them Questions
(There are certain things that only black guys can make cool and white guys can't.)
(Sam, Miles, Leo—you guys are not black!)
(Epps: Damn straight!)
*She Ratcheeeet!
(Do I even need to go into detail here of why this is a horrible idea?)
Bay—84. Never say anything to a 'bot with an already seriously huge ego that will only help to inflate his ego even more.
(i.e. Sentinel Prime.)
(What the heck was I thinkin'?!)
(Me: "Ya know, Sentinel, I gotta say that that shield and sword of yours are pretty epic.")
(Everyone else including Ultra Magnus: " BAY, NO! WHY?!"
(I AM A TOTAL IDIOT!)
(*sweat drop* Sorry, guys!)
(I will not compliment Sentinel Prime.)
(I will not compliment Sentinel Prime.)
(I will not compliment Sentinel Prime.)
(I will not compliment Sentinel Prime...)
Good? Bad? Yes? No? Funny? Voldshtein? Any ideas for what other rules to do? If you have some, leave a comment, and, unless you think the idea would be absolutely perfect for a certain girl, don't leave an OC name beside it. I'll decide what rule goes to whom. Yes, I'm a control freak like that. :)