A/N: *The pile of ashes in my room's corner begins to float up & forms a humanoid figure, then it turns into that damn cowboy*
Cowboy: YO FELLAR! I WANNA RE-MATCH!
Me: (So that holyshadow73 guy was right...) GAH, can't you just wait 'til the end of the chapter? I'm having a really, REALLY bad day.
Cowboy: Oh ya? And what if I say "no"?
Me: *Draws the Sassword Yaiba* One more word, and I'll poison you with this sword. Now why don't you be a good boy, and take a seat right over there...*Points to a chair*
Cowboy: Fine, whatevs ye say, Boss. *Silently walks to another chair & sits down* *Mumbles in his throat* Damn you, ya stupid son of a bitch...
Me: *Raises the sword* WHAT'S THAT I HEAR?
Cowboy: Oh, nothin'.
Me: *Groans silently then sheathes the sword* OK, so now that the freakin' cowboy has stopped bothering us, we can continue the story. And now that the romance stuff is almost over, LET'S GET TO REAL BUSSINESS! So, some several things will happen in this chapter. Read to find out.
NOTE: (Starting from the first chapter title)
Italic = PG/ Finn/ Jake's mind/ Strong emotions/ Daydream/ Mumbling
Bold = Quotes/ Title
* = Spanish word. Read the final author's note to find out its meaning.
Bold Italic = Author's note
Enjoy the show. :)
Chapter XII. The Finale Stage 1, Part Three: Princess-Napped
Later that night, in Fionna & Cake's tree house...
"It's good to have you back, Finn." Jake said to Finn, as he get on on his comfortable bed that Cake made specially for him.
"Yeah, I know. Oh, and, are you & Cake now offically dating?" Finn grinned, noticing his big brother were blushing deeply. He nods slowly.
"Well good for you! So, ya guys at Tier 2 yet?" The human asked, his voice becoming higher. "B-Bah! O-Of course I did!" Jake exclaimed, blushing like crazy.
The two boys instantly cover their mouth when the two girls beside them snuggles. To their relief, they went back to sleep a couple of seconds later.
"Man, that was a close one." Jake said, removing his hands from his mouth.
"Yeah, I know. Anyway...Good one, I knew you could do it, Jake!"
"Yeah yeah..SO anyway, I saw you make your move there, buddy. And I gotta admit, that was a pretty intense one! Or should I say, passionate?" Finn blushed slightly as he recalls his and Fionna's kiss.
"I know..."
"So, what does her sweet pink lips taste like?" Jake asked, a sly grin showed up on his face. With heart-shaped eyes, Finn said, in a dreamy voice:
"Strawberries..."
The human boy snaps back to reality when he hears Jake giggling. "W-What's so funny?" Finn asked, flushing. "Oh, nothin'..." his brother replied, still giggling. Then the bulldog's smile disappeared, as he begins to get more serious.
"Hey, Finn," Jake asked, "Do you think it's weird that me & Cake are dating?"
"What? Of course not! Why?" Finn replied, looking into the yellow dog's eyes.
"Well...Everyone said that she's a cat, and I'm a dog..." Jake continued, a bit sad.
"So...?"
The yellow dog frowned. "...Isn't dogs supposed to hate cats?" Finn gasped at what his brother said.
"I-I don't know...But lemme ask you a question, Jake."
"What is it?"
Finn's face was becoming more and more serious.
"Do you really, really like Cake? I mean, like like-like her." He asked Jake, whose eyes were closed. Seconds later, he take a deep breath before opening his eyes and spoke, his voice was serious and steady.
"Yes. With all my heart. I swear to Glob."
"Okay, so you just keep on dating!"
"B-But isn't that kinda weird? You know, a dog, dating a cat..." Jake was interupted by Finn.
"I know, I know, some people might consider it weird. But definately not me. It doesn't matter if you guys are different species, what really does matter here, is that you like-like each other. So, don't worry about it. If you like-like Cake, then just ignore what they say and be with her!"
Jake were silenced by Finn's speech. Since when did his little brother become more mature?
"My little brother's becoming a man." Jake grins. "I know that." Finn smiled back. "Well, we better get some sleep. It's almost midnight." He said, jumping in his brown sleeping bag.
"G'night, brother."
"Good night."
12:00 AM
As the two boys fall asleep, at a corner, the bright yellow crystal shone brightly. (Remember the yellow crystal that Jake picked up in chapter 9?) At a table, lies Finn's old weapon, the Root Sword, which was glowing.
The two glowing objects float up and moved towards each other. Finally, the yellow crystal manged to collide with the sword's red hilt. The hilt then glows a deep red color and turned dragon-like. The white-pink blade begins to sharpen itself and turns spear-like.
Soon after the transformation, the sword evolved into a much, much more powerful weapon.
Dragon Head.
The next day...
"Finn! Finn, wake up man!" Jake shook Finn fiercely, forcing the human boy to wake up.
"Huh...What? I'm tired..." Finn asked, a bit annoyed. "Just take a look at your old sword, bro! It evolved!" His brother grinned, pointing to the Root Sword. Or should I say, Dragon Head. Finn gasped as he saw his old sword, now sharpened and better-looking.
"Holy Glob!" The blonde boy exclaims, making the two girls bursts up.
"What the stuff, Finn? I was having the best dream of my entire life!" Cake said, pissed, while rubbing her eyes. She then looks at Finn with a pissed face, then turns to Jake and winked joyfully at him. Blushing, the yellow bulldog couldn't help but smiled back.
A sly grin appeared on Finn's face. So I was right. They like-like each other. He thought.
"Mornin', Finny..." Fionna smiled seductively at Finn. This time, it was Finn who blushed and Jake who raised an eyebrow. Busted! He chuckled.
"Anyway, back to my sword. Jake, what do you think I should do?" Finn turned to Jake, whose face has gotten more serious.
"We should get it to the Candy Kingdom. Gumball will surely know what to do." The dog answered after a couple of minutes. "He might go toteally crazeh when he found out that you're alive, Finn." Cake said.
"Poor the Candy Prince...I wonder what did Peebles do to him." Fionna looked up at the ceiling, ignoring her friends, who was staring at her suspiciously.
"Fionna," Finn asked, "What happened?" Fionna looked down, stared at her boyfriend's eyes, she took a deep breath, then explains everything.
"Okay, so I was gonna go kill Gumball for executing you, then when I reach his room, I heard something comes out of the room. Then I heard two voices: One was kinda like PG, and one was PB. Gumball were yelling something like "IT HURTS!" and "SOMEBODY HELP ME!". Well, in my opnion...Bah, you know what I mean." Before Fionna could say anything more, Finn reached for a big bowl and throws up.
"EWW! THAT'S GROSS!" he exclaimed. "What?" Fionna asked. "Unlike you, I don't think that they're doing Tier 15." He replied. (Finn knew about Tier 15 in this fanfic, but fortunately he had never done it before. XD) "AW, THAT'S DISGUSTING!" The human girl begins to throw up.
"ANYWAY, don't watse time. Let's get going." Finn said shortly while grabbing his clothes and runs into the bathroom. Minutes later, he was back to his usual style. Picking his backpack up, the boy throws it around his back and jumps downstairs. But before Finn can reach the door, Jake grabbed him on the shoulder and said, "Eat your B-Fast first, dude. You're gonna need that protein."
"Yeah, yeah, whatever you say, Mom." Finn replied, a bit pissed. (Anyone notices a reference to The New Frontier?)
After breakfast
Finn, Jake, Fionna & Cake are now ready to go. On their way to the Candy Kingdom, Finn decided that they should visit Marshall Lee's cave first, where Marceline lives with Marshall, her new boyfriend.
"NO!" Cake exclaimed, hold her face with her hands. "I WON'T GO TO MARSHAL'S PLACE! HE FREAKS ME OUT EVERY TIME I SEE HIM!"
"Calm down, Cakey. Everything's gonna be alright." Jake said as he comforts his girlfriend, making the white cat blush a little.
"O-Okay..." She stuttered. "Finn, can I hide in your backpack? Pleeaassee?" Jake asked Finn, using the old trick - Puppy Eyes. And it worked. Finn couldn't help but accept the appeal and grabbed Jake and Cake by the arm, then throw them into his green backpack.
"What the heck? Cake, you're inside here too?" A shrunk-down-to-tiny-size Jake shouted, a little freaked out.
"I'm still scared...And I need somebody to cuddle with me..." The now-tiny Cake said in a seductive voice, while a sly grin showed up on her face.
"OH MY GROD! FINN , GET ME OUTTA HERE! I DON'T WANNA BE A FATHER YET!" The dog exclaimed while his girlfriend jumps on top of him, and starts tearing his spider-web pants off. Finn and Fionna couldn't help but burst into laughter.
"Hey Finn, I think we should leave these two lovebirds some privacy!"
"Yeah, you're right. C'mon!" And then the two humans start walking towards the cave, hand by hand, while ignoring Jake.
"SOMEBODY! ANYBODY! FINN, HELP MEEEEEEEE!"
(Poor Jake.)
A few seconds later, inside Finn's backpack
"Cake, stop it!" Jake exclaimed as Cake was cuddling his back.
"Why?"
"I don't wanna be a father ye-" The yellow dog was interupted when his girlfriend jumps on top of him and kissed him. "Then I guess you want lipsticks all over your face, huh?" She said, raising an eyebrow.
"Ohh...Now that's better..." Jake moans as the couple starts making out.
Later, at Marshall & Marceline's cave
Finn took a deep breath and shivers a bit, before knocking on the pink door. A couple of seconds later, in front of the blonde was one of his best friends, Marceline the Vampire Queen. She was completely shocked at what, or should I say, who she saw.
"F-F-Finn? Y-You're a-alive?" She stuttered, still fixing her eyes on the human boy. "Yup. The real me. No ghosts or anything-" Before Finn could finish, Marceline jumped on him and wraps her pale arms around his back. Finn can feel her crying silently.-
"You stupid lunatic...You made us worried..." Marceline said, wiping her tears as she pulled back from the hug. "Hey, lemme tell ya something: I'm all about stupid!" Finn smiled joyfully, and Marceline couldn't help but grinned back.
"Hey baby, who is i-OH MY GLOB, FINN! YOU'RE ALIVE!" Marshall entered the scene and gasp when he saw Finn.
"Yup. I'm alive. And I'm not just here to say hi." Finn said as he snaps his finger. Jake & Cake showed up their faces in the blonde's backpack, holding each other and cowering in fear. And, to Marshall's suprise: Fionna showed up and smiled at him. "Yo Marshall! Hey Marceline! I'm back!" She waves at Marshall, who ran towards her and hugged her tightly. Seeing one of his best friends hugging his girlfriend. Finn suddenly felt a weird feeling inside his gut. (Jeeeaaaaaalllloooouuuuussss?)
"Argh, dang it! I can't be jealous of 'em! Okay, just calm down, Finn. They're just friends. Just friends."
"I thought you were dead." Marshall said to Fionna as he pulled back, making the "weird feeling" inside Finn's gut go away. "I did, but I asked Death to bring me back to life." She replied, still smiling. The human girl then turns to Finn and winks at him, making a silent "It's okay". Marshall Lee suddenly remembers something, then he turns to Finn.
Grabbing his red family axe, which he had turned into a bass, the Vampire King rushes into the blonde boy.
"RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!"
Marshall's eyes were turning blood red. But before he can reach Finn and rip the human's head off, Fionna grabbed him by the wrist and shakes her head.
"Whoa! Marshall, calm down! It's not his fault that I died!" She said calmly.
"WHAT THE HELL DO YOU MEAN IT'S NOT HIS FAULT?"
After a few minutes of flashback...
"And that's pretty much all of it." Fionna said while looking at Finn, who was slightly sad. "Oh...Sorry for almost killing you, Finn." Marshall waved at Finn, who smiled nervously at him.
"So, I guess you guys aren't here just to say hi. What is it?" Marceline asked Finn.
"Oh, do you remember my Root Sword?" Finn asked, while reaching his hand backwards to look for his red sword.
"Yeah, that old one you used to carry with."
"Well..." Finn draws the new Dragon Head. As he predicted, the Vampire Queen's eyes widened at the look of his new weapon.
"Finn, where did you get that Fire Heart?" She asked curiously, pointing at the yellow, glowing crystal. "The what?" Finn asked back, confused.
"The Fire Heart! That yellow crystal on the hilt!" The queen repeated while still pointing at the crystal. "So...Is it a good thing, or a bad thing?" The blonde boy asked keeping his eyes on the yellow stone.
"A good thing, of course! Okay, lemme-" Marceline was interupted by Finn. "No time for stories, Marcy!" He shouted.
"Oh, sorry...I'll make this quick: Any weapons that the Fire Heart chose to combine with will be enhanced with flame powers. Get it? So it means your sword is now able to control fire! Ain't it a good thing or what?" The 1000-year-old queen said. "Oh..." Finn said.
"HELP!" The two humans, the cat, the dog & the vampires turned their heads to the sky, just in time to see Ice King doing his usual work: Kidnapping princesses. And this princess was nobody else than Bonnibell Bubblegum.
"Not again..." Finn said to himself.
"GET BACK HERE, YOU OLD JERK!" Another voice startles our friends. It was the so-called Prince Gumball, who was chasing the Ice King on a hovercraft (Remember guys, Gumball's a scientist. He can create anything.).
"Wow...So PG still have feelings for Peebles, after being pwned by her?" Fionna asked. "Yup. It's called true love." Jake said while looking at Gumball, whose face was filled with anger.
"Then let's go help him out! Guys, What Time Is It?" Cake asked, raising an eyebrow. With no hesitations, the newly-formed gang jumped up while high-fiving each other and yelled:
"ADVENTURE TIME!"
And they all went off after Gumball. Who knows what trouble the gang might get into on the way. (Just joking. They won't get into any troubles on the way.)
After a while, at the Lich's lair
"My lord! I have captured Princess Bubblegum." Simon said, while throwing the pink princess in front of his leader.
"Good...Now, let's wait for that-" The Lich was interupted by a loud crash.
"WHERE IS BONNIBELL, SIMON PETRIKOV? LET HER GO OR ELSE!" Prince Gumball blasted the door open, while tighting his grip on the SB-913X (Fun fact: Gumball's weapon resembles-I mean, IS the Kaixa Blaygun/ SB-913X. This means he can use it either as a lightsaber or a gun). One second later, the Candy Prince were surrounded by skeleton soldiers, armed with destructive weapons.
"Say hi to Death for us." One of them said, raising his weapon. (Bad decision, skeletons. You're all about to enter the land of the Death.)
"Bring it on, suckers." Gumball chuckled. And with his new hi-tech combat suit (NOT KAMEN RIDER KAIXA'S SUIT! JUST HIS WEAPON ONLY!), Prince Gumball rushed at his enemies. (OUR BADASS PRINCE GUMBALLS ABOUT TO DO SOME HARDCORE PWNING!)
While PG is busy fighting the others, a skeleton fiercely dashes at him, trying to cut the prince in half, results in himself being cut in half by the prince's light blade. The now-dressed-in-silver prince aimed his weapon at another one and blasts him with a powerful laser beam, which pressed him against the wall. Another skeleton tried to back-stab PG, but got his head ripped off due to the prince's amazing instincts. Gumball then pressed a button on the SB-913X's hilt/handle, and it starts to glow brighter, as he aimed at the rest of the skeleton squad.
"Adios, amigos.*" He waved at them, before a wide array of yellow lasers come out, destroying every single skeletons. Just when he thought this was over, the blue royal comes into his sight.
"Ice King," He shouted, "Hand her over!"
"I gotta admit that you've fought well, Prince Gumball." Instead of answering, Ice King grinned, "But now, let's see if you can defeat me! If ya can, then Bubblegum is yours. But vice versa..." Blue flames show up in his hands. "Your head is mine." Anger flames begin to grow in the Prince's eyes.
"Then you're on. Prepare to be lost." He taunted.
"That's my line."
Gumball & Simon dashes at each other, as the battle between the two royals begins.
(TO BE CONTINUED...Haha, jk!)
Chapter XII.V: The Finale Stage 2, Part One: Beginning Of A Decisive Battle
PG raises his saber and slashes fiercely at the Ice King, hoping that this would finish him off. But no. His attack didn't leave a scratch on the old man's chest.
"Is that all you got? I've expected more from the one who destroyed a whole skeleton army! COME ON, COME AT ME BRO!" He laughed insanely. Even more enraged, the Prince rushes at the king as he slashes, stabs, swipes and swings as strong as possible. But unfortunately, none of his attacks damaged the now-powerful Ice King. He then got blasted back by the king's ice beam. Gumball's head hit the wall and begins to melt. He gets up again and charges into the Ice King, preventing himself from losing this fight.
After five minutes of non-stop fighting, Gumball knelt down and breathes heavily, suffering from the injuries from his battle with the Ice King. Meanwhile, the blue bastard were still laughing in his face.
"Pathetic!" He taunted. "Now, to get rid of you, once, and for all..." The Ice King then begins to form a huge ball of blue energy. Gumball only had enough strength to look up.
Argh...I guess...This is it...My hour has came...
Bonnibell...Bubblegum...
I'm...so sorry...I have failed you...
"TAKE, THIS!" The blue king exclaimed, releasing a full ice blast at the now exhausted prince. But just when he thought that this was over...
"Flame Wall!"
A wall made out of fire suddenly raises in front of Prince Gumball, preventing him from getting hit by the devastating blast.
That voice...It can't be...
Gumball used all of his remaining strength to open his eyes and saw something he couldn't believe.
Jake...Cake...Marceline...Marshall...Fionna...and...Finn...? How...is...this...possible...?...Ugh...
"Jake, Cake, take Gumball to somewhere safe." Finn commanded. "I'll take on the murderer..." He emphasizes the word "murderer", his eyes turning red once again. Raising the Dragon Head, Finn rushes at the Ice King and perform a lightspeed slash, which was powerful enough to push him back.
"Argh! How is this possible?" Ice King asked, holding his bruise on his arm. "You don't need to know." Finn replied, attacking him again.
With Prince Gumball...
Is he gonna be alright?
Bah, of course!
Shh...He's waking up...
"Ugh, my head..." Gumball wakes up outside the Lich's cave. He opens his eyes and saw everyone, except Finn.
"W-Where's Finn?" The Candy Prince sits up. "He's fighting in there-Oh no! I forgot about Finn! I gotta go aid him!" Jake facepalms himself. He then stretches his legs and runs towards the cave to aid Finn. "Jake! Wait up!" Cake exclaimed, running after him.
"Bonnie is still in there...I have to go get her out!" Gumball shouted, trying to run away. "Oh no you don't! You're staying right here with us!" Fionna said grabbing his left arm.
"No! Let me go, Fionna! She's in there, and I have to save her!" The prince determined. "Fine! But if you get hurt, then it's your fault!" Marshall said, as Fionna let go of Gumball's arm and said, "Good luck." Grabbing the SB-913X, the prince begins to run towards the black cave, as Fionna, Marshall & Marceline followed him. They all knew one thing: Another great battle, is about to begin.
Back to Finn...
Finn's having some troubles fighting, because the Ice Queen just showed up. And now it's a 1v2 battle. Finn, now exhausted, kneels down. "I can't do this on my own.." He whispers. "Looks like we're winning, my queen." Ice King grinned at the Ice Queen as she grinned back. All of a sudden, Jake jumps in and smacks the Ice King, but it isn't very effective (A REFERENCE TO POKEMON! LOL!).
"Jake, no." Finn said, "Only the Dragon Head can harm them."
"Okay, then I'll leave the rest to you & Fionna." Jake said, withdrawing. "What? But Fionna's crystal sword isn't-" Finn stopped instantly when he saw Fionna slashing the Ice Queen with her now-red crystal sword. He also noticed a Fire Heart attached to the sword's hilt. So Fionna got her own version of the Dragon Head, huh?
"You're darn good, darling." Ice Queen said to Fionna while charging her ice powers. "Heh. Thanks." Fionna smiled before rushes into her enemy again.
Meanwhile, at the Jail
"This is dirt balls." Peebles complained, kicking a nearby stone, "First my boyfriend executed my best friend, and now I'm captured as a prisoner? What did I do to deserve all of this?"
Meanwhile, Prince Gumball dashes through the hallway, cutting everything in his way to rescue Princess Bubblegum. His princess.
At last, after three minutes of running, he had finally found her. "Bonnibell!" The Candy Prince exclaimed, freeing the Candy Princess and offer her his hand. But she was still mad at him, so instead of grabbing Gumball's hand, Bubblegum slapped it away.
"Hmph, so you came back to save me, huh?" She asked, turning away. "Look, I know you're still angry, but right now we have to-" He froze when he saw a skeleton aiming for the princess.
"WATCH OUT!" PG shouted as he tackles PB to the ground, evading a black laser beam. The skeleton then got hit by a giant fireball and literally turns into a pile of ashes. The fireball shooter was no one else than Finn the human, who PB thought was executed. Her eyes widened as she saw the human boy, alive.
"Finn...?" She asked, still not believing in what she saw. Finn smiles at her, then turns to Gumball.
"PG, get her outta here." He said, knocking out a skeleton with his sword's hilt. "Marshall will clean the way for you." And he turns his back at the two royals, slashing every skeletons while running towards the exit. Right after the moment his foot left the room, Marshall Lee jumps in and uses his axe bass to cut the remaining guards in half.
"Let's just say I'm being a hero." He grinned.
"C'mon!" Gumball said to Bonnibell before dragging her towards the exit, avoiding dead bodies on his way. They then jumps out of the cave safe and sound.
Back to Finn and Fionna...
Finn ran towards the Ice King and slashes him, the attack powerful enough to stun the king for a few seconds. Catching him off guard, Finn stabs the Dragon Head in the Ice King's hand, drawing blood.
"ARGH! YOU BASTARD!" The blue old man exclaimed, taking a step backwards. Right at that moment, Fionna got knocked back by Ice Queen and hits Finn. Standing up, their backs facing each others, the humans prepared their weapons for round two.
"Ready?" Finn asks, already knowing the answer.
"Ready."
A/N:
Me: Sorry for another cliffhanger, guys. My brain needs time for it to pop out new ideas.
Cowboy: WOW, MAN! THAT WUZ AWESUME! IT BROKE THA RECORD FOR YO LONGEST CHAPTER EVA!
Me: I KNOW, I FUCKING KNOW! KEEP IT DOWN, MAN!
Cowboy: So, ar ye ready fo the re-match?
Me: Hold on just a minute.
Okay guys, there will be NO Question Time for this chapter. Oh, and:
* = Goodbye, friends.
Don't forget to R&R! Now if you excuse me...*Draws the Sassword Yaiba once again*
-HENSHIN-
Sassword (Me):...I need to beat this guy in a re-match.
*Insert random sword clashing sounds here*