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Schwarz paced holding Aria, a worried Noire was holding Peashy who was thankfully asleep, and then there was Chian who was busy with some sword. The man was still bothered by the fact that the Basilicom had the nerve, and or courage to do so, it was something that was unheard of! Granted they have been here in a total of a few weeks and were gone for a couple thousand, but still.
If it was Neptune, he could understand to make her work but Noire? He needed to force knock her out before she overworks herself... again. Aria reached up to him and touched his cheek, even at such a young age she was already showing concern. That was slightly worrying, at this age most of them should
"..." He reached into his pocket and pulled out the phone Vert gave him, turning it on he saw that there was at least seventeen messages for him to read. All from Vert.
Skipping the unimportant ones he opened he one titled, [We're stuck]
[Darling, if you would be so kind as to travel to Lowee and free us from his prison, you see there was a fake Lady White Heart in the Basilicom and she attacked us, thanks to my dear Iffy's quick thinking we managed to escape and are currently camping in the woods. I am not certain how much longer we'll stay hidden and Neptune won't shut up about waiting for Plot Convinience.]
"Who is it from?" He closed the phone and looked at her, she was holding unto Peashy like she was the kid's real mother. It was a good sight to see, but she was getting a bit too attached, nothing wrong with that right now, but she shouldn't forget the cold hard truth.
They, Noire and him, were immortal while Peashy and Aria were regular mortals, albeit one with strong affinities to the higher elements but mortals nonetheless. They would grow old and die, yet they'll remain the same.
He placed the sleeping Aria in her crib, gently rocking her the man turned to the CPU, "Its from Vert."
She rose a brow, so far nothing unusual, it still strangely bothered her that he wasn't placing his entire attention on her but since it was even stranger for him to act like caring and overprotective brother, she would just act like normal. "And? I know that woman won't just say hello."
He snorted, "No, but it looks like they're in trouble in Lowee and they want me to go help them..."
"I'm feeling a 'but' there," Noire placed the blonde girl beside her sister, the two taking turns in rocking the crib.
Schwarz looked at the two kids, his eyes showed emotion she hadn't seen since he accidentally walked in on her. She still blushed when she remembers it too.
"I can't trust anyone with them," He suddenly said, she pointed to herself, "You're too busy helping Lastation." To Chian, "She'll be busy with preparing for the Techno Expo and I don't know her... who is she?"
She crossed her arms with a huff, "Then why not just trust me with them, I assure you that I can take care of them no sweat!"
He slowly shook his head, slightly amused, "I don't doubt that, and if they were only one then I would say yes, but since there's two... sorry, but I'm the paranoid type of person."
Noire sighed, would it kill him to just trust her? In all their time together he had never trusted her enough to take care of things outside the Basilicom, she tried sneaking out but he just somehow manages to watch her from somewhere she can't see and sense. It was only because of Kei that she knew of this.
Noire sighed and shook her head, yawning, "Huh... I must be more tired than I thought, sorry but I'll be sleeping first."
Schwarz nodded, "Its fine, I already slept so its all good." "Now that she's even more out in the open I have to stay alert, even more alert at least, who know what Avernir had planned for her..."
He looked out the window, spotting a shooting star he smiled, "Laura... wherever you are, please... stay safe."
(Nevermore)
(PoV: Schwarz)
I looked up to her, followed her every word, obeyed her orders without question, I was stupid to think that she felt the same for me. My Patron CPU, sometimes two, most of the time one, were Nerodimension Black Heart and Nerodimension Iris Heart. They taught me all I know, from how to talk, how to fight, how to act, and anything that basically involved raising me, they were like my sisters.
"Sister," I called to the CPU doing some paperwork behind her desk, she was sitting on a crying man that was on fours on top of a spiked bed. His blood was flowing freely in the holes that rapidly healed, only adding to his pain was the weight Black Heart kept shifting on him. "Sister!"
She lowered her pen, sending him an annoyed look, "What?! I'm busy."
I could see that, but this was more important! "My blade changed!"
"Ira?" She questioned, crossing her arms under her breasts pushing them up she stepped on the man and jumped off him, his heart being impaled by a spike. I winced when he blood began squirting out of his mouth like a broken fountain, I wasn't in battle so my brain didn't focus all of its attention on keeping himself alive. i shook my head, turning my attention solely towards the approaching woman.
I hissed when she suddenly slapped me, then steeped on my head like she would a prisoner from another Nation. From what I could see from the corner of my eye I could see her smirking, "What do you mean, 'changed?' You better not have broken it, it was very expensive to even start making that blade!"
My voice was muffled from facing the floor, "It suddenly glowed grey! The cross guard disappeared, I don't know what happened!"
She hummed, then held out her hand, "Show me,"
I quickly nodded and called for it, the familiar show of dark energy gathering at his hand appeared and lengthened to a katana with no guard and a red hilt with scales near the ends, "Here, see!"
She bonked me on the head, "Quiet down!"
"Y-Yes!" I whispered, "S-Sister?"
Her eyes glinted, "Amazing! I thought with your uselessness compared to your siblings you wouldn't achieve it, yet you proved me wrong!"
"S-Sister?!" I warily took a step back, she was slowly walking towards me with a creepy smile, the senses I developed from hanging around the Goddess was warning him that danger was coming but I was too frozen in... fear? Was this how that felt like, the feeling that you can barely breathe, your skin crawling up your body and the sense of your inevitable doom was slowly but surely coming?
She slowly stroked my cheek, "From now on..." She deeply purred, "Call me... Master..."
"S-Sister?! Wh-What?!" I glanced at my back and paled, there wasn't anything to back up to! It was just a wall and window, it was also too high for him to just jump out of they were in the 100th floor for Christ sake!
Oh and did I mention that the CPUs here are very possessive, if not then I should let you know that they are at the rate of Yandere level of obsessiveness of a scale of one to ten on being the rate where they want to become one, two was the when they want you to only look at them, three was never leave their side, four was threaten everything and everyone you love, five was kill everyone that takes you away, six was kill everyone that takes your attention off her for a single nanosecond, seven was kidnap you, eight was rape you and force you to stay and marry her, nine was to kill off your kids if they take away the attention that should be hers and finally ten was when they eat you piece by piece, slowly and painfully, so you and her will become 'one.'
She was at Yandere level three.
Suddenly the wall behind me exploded, shocked from the event I stumbled off the building. Strangely I didn't scream, or rather didn't scream when a smooth hand grabbed unto my wrist and flew past the shocked CPU and into the skies.
"Aegis!" I screamed, the smirking blonde woman was carrying me like a sack of potatoes while I was holding onto her strangely soft metallic body for dear life, "What are you doing?!"
Her deep blue orbs showed amusement, the result of human emotion, thoughts and actions the people who made her really outdid themselves this time, it was almost impossible to recognize her when she returned to me. Though I did hope that she stops calling me Master all the time, it was annoying.
"I have come when I sensed danger around you, Master," She smiled, gracefully landing on the roof of a random house and bowing. "How have you been?"
I looked behind us, spotting something in the distance rapidly approaching them so I paled and grabbed her hand, forcing her to run with him. "The same as usual, though something weird happened earlier and its the reason of Sister's strange behavior."
Aegis hummed, easily keeping pace with me even when I was moving about Mach 2, "I see, and have she harmed you... more than usual?"
I shook my head, "No, other than creep me out, she hadn't done anything out of the ordinary."
"Schwarz!" I paled, glancing behind me I saw her rapidly gaining on us, so doing what was natural I ran even faster.
Aegis beside me chuckled, "I see, then let us run. As you are now, fighting the third strongest CPU and winning is nothing more than a childish dream only lower class trash will have, and you aren't lower class trash that should just crawl into a hole where nobody will ever see, or remember them and just die a miserable death with only memories of a miserable life that will be forgotten mere seconds after meeting them."
"...Yeah," I still wonder why she was always speaking like that, it was like she had poison for a tongue rather than a normal one.
(Tried doing a first person scene, how was it?)
(Nevermore)
Schwarz sighed, Aria and Peashy woke up again so he had to pay extra attention to them since Noire was still sleeping after a hard day, he was planning on going towards Lowee when she wakes up because he had a feeling that he'll just be back in a couple of days. That should give the two enough time to register Noire as a person they can trust and enough time for him to gather information about Sine Priore, he wondered, how will he kill them?
Getting hung by their entrails sounds good, or maybe finding one of those rare sentient rose bushes and feed him its kin so it would attack them in every way possible, oh, maybe finding their family and brutally killing them in front of them and afterwards while their family's scream of pain still echoing in their ears make them kill everything they hold dear... yeah, let's go with that.
If he had a mirror he was sure that he would have a crazed smile, no teeth and only his lips thinned like a vulpine mask.
"S-Schwarz?" Noire mumbled, cutely rubbing her eye while yawning with the other. She drowsily blinked, when he suddenly petted her head, the CPU blushed slightly at the sudden action, "W-What do you think your doing?!"
"Fixing your hair," He muttered, eyes focused on his a rather stubborn piece of hair, it was really bothering him for some reason. He smiled when it finally went down, though he did question why his master was blushing, it wasn't that embarrassing for her, right? She then took his hand and placed it on her head, the man smirked, this was sort of ironic, the servant petting the master.
"I-I didn't say you could stop," She huffed, a crimson blush adorning her cheeks. Then his phone beeped.
[Darling, I think your cheating on me,] Texted Vert, [Remember, once all this is done the two of us will take our in-game relationship and make it into reality. Am I clear?]
"What the heck, Vert?" He shook his head, scrolling down he saw that IF also texted him, hopefully this one was more important.
[Mind coming to help us? We sort of need you since some of the monsters here are way too high leveled for us, Neptune and Lady Vert's actually being nursed by Compa at the moment, and I don't know how long we'll last.]
He sighed, "Well, it looks like I'll be heading to Lowee." Should he mention that he was already planning on that... nah, "Take care of the kids for me, Tsun."
"W-Wait!" She called, but I was already jumping out of the window by the time she snapped out of her daze. The CPU sighed, then pouted, then looked back to see Aria and Peashy awake and staring at her. "That man, I swear."
(Nevermore)
"Hurry! Find them before nightfall," Schwarz frowned as he was passed by a group of Lowee's men, he was wearing a cloak that covered his whole body so he wouldn't be recognized as easily, something's happening in Lowee and strangely... he hoped that he would get into an important fight this time. At this rate it was only a matter of time until red flowers blood on the white snow, and he didn't like that, not one bit.
He was sure his past self would've loved that but he changed, slightly.
Still a jerk and a bastard though, nothing would ever change that.
"Mr. Thanatos?" He heard someone call for him, she had long light brown hair and was wearing a maid outfit, he recognized her as the Chamberlain of White Heart, or more commonly known as Financier. Schwarz looked around him and quickly ran into the alley, the brown haired woman running beside him as they exited the capital.
They stopped near an enclosed grove, the S-ranker turned to the much younger woman, "What information do you have?'
The woman panted and wiped the sweat from her brow, taking a seat on a stump, "Lady Green Heart has been sighted in the Lowee Basilicom but since the Lady there is fake, she and her group were accused of being messengers of Momus."
"A Fake White Heart?" He muttered, finding it hard to believe that someone had the guts and was charismatic enough to fool the people in the Basilicom. Then again... no, then her physical appearance would be a problem so that theory was impossible.
She nodded, "Yes, and I have already sent someone to help the four, so would you mind coming with me? We're meeting up with them in a town not too far from here, and its in the protection of Guild City so the Basilicom shouldn't be able to find us there... not anytime soon at least."
He nodded, "And since I'm also a member, albeit of the Lastation Guild, we should have some say in there. Its a good place to hide for a couple of days at least."
"Yes, please follow me." She dusted off her dress and bowed, smiling at him.
The walk wasn't long and uneventful, he could see the four standing around in the middle of the street, what were they thinking? Doing that would just raise suspicion and was taking the phrase 'hiding in plain sight' far too literally. He glanced at the alley and saw some people warily walking around the group and were slowly but surely surrounding them, two in particular stood out and were disguising themselves as just two guys chatting about bounties.
It was a pretty good disguise too.
"Hey, isn't that Thanatos?" He heard one of them whisper to another, "Yeah, that's Thanatos, but what's a big shot like him doing with Financier?"
The one beside him shushed him, "Don't talk so loudly if the rumors are true then he could hear you!"
"What?!" The one from before lowly cried out in shock, "But we're really far away, is his hearing really that good?!"
"Well, now he's looking at us now so does that answer your question," He could see a shadow move while a smaller one quickly followed, there wasn't anything else happening and the others were staying silent so he slipped into the shadows and hung back. IF should be able to see him if she wasn't distracted by Vert.
"Nice to meet you all again," Financier smiled, bowing to the four girls. Four days weren't really a lot of time for them to change, but he could see that they at least had some more experience under their belts. Like with Compa, she was standing a lot more stabler now and IF's looked a little less fat, not that she was fat earlier, but he could see that she had toned down quite a bit. Neptune on the other hand, gained jiggly thighs, he was sure that soon she would become overweight for someone her size.
IF narrowed her eyes, "...You were with Blanc, am I right?" She remembered meeting her at the entrance hall, at the time she seemed nice but recent events forced her to see her as someone to be wary of.
Financier nodded, "Yes, I am, again, Lady Blanc's Chamberlain, Financier."
Vert took a step back and frowned, "Were we tricked again...?!"
Then IF said something that he had never been so proud of her to say, and never been so guilty that he had corrupted the youth yet again. "...Even if you are a girl, I'll have to kill you if you get in our way."
"I am so proud and so guilty right now!" He felt his lips twitch up, then frowned, he hoped that his more negative traits wouldn't be passed unto Aria and Peashy, because if then then he really will try to change. Rean wouldn't let him hear the end of it if he finds out what he did, or who he influenced, it wasn't his fault that he was like this!
Sighing he walked out of the shadows and was immediately taken into a hug by Vert, his eye was twitching in annoyance as he had his personal space invaded yet again. She was also almost suffocating him, so he tried to gently take off her arms, "Its good to see you too Vert,"
She poked his nose with a pout, "Oh please, call me Darling, you know you want to~"
"I really don't," He sighed, noting that there were two guys approaching them he didn't smell any hostile intent so he would hold off on killing them... for now. Last time he acted purple on instinct and appearances he killed his client's son, corrupt bastard, and didn't get paid, so he acted on his instinct again and devoured them...
Financier coughed and gave him a look, which he returned with a shrug, "Back on the subject, I've asked CC2 to help as I have a favor for all of you, and with Thanatos here, I have no doubt that this operation would be a success now."
Vert narrowed her eyes, looking at him then at Financier, "...Quite hard to believe..."
"We don't have much time," She urged, "Please follow me... If you feel at any time a sense of deceit, please go ahead and kill me."
Schwarz bonked her in the head, someone as young and talented as he shouldn't be saying things like that for at least another decade or so and she was saying it to the wrong group as well, then nodded, "You can trust her."
"...You just stole my line, again!" Neptune pouted, "Why do you always have to steal my lines, now I won't be seen as the main heroine if you keep this up!"
He sent her a blank look, "And do you really think I care?"
Neptune opened her mouth before closing it with a pout, she knows that he doesn't care but she was the main heroine of the original series dammit, she should get more respect from him! And naturally by respect she meant pudding, made by the best pudding makers in the whole universe. She was a Goddess so this little wish should be granted to her right... RIGHT?!
"Well, if Darling trusts her then I shall as well," Vert was still torn in believing her savior/ soon-to-be-husband that served another Nation's CPU, the Goddess of Leanbox had half a mind to skim through her book of rules and regulation in ruling a nation and reading everything under the word private relationships. Hoepefully something in there would help her win Schwarz's heart.
He sent her a grateful look and nodded towards Financier, who looked relieved and motioned for them to follow her. Like the walk to Guild City, it was uneventful and short, they arrived in one of the more uninhabited parts of the city, the people who used to surround them has long since went away when they felt he flashed his aura towards them and made them flee.
"We should be fine here," Financier then looked at him and IF, "Can the two of you look around us for people that could potentially eavesdrop on us?"
Schwarz nodded and jumped up to the roofs, then blurred out of their sights, IF saw him take the high grounds and disappeared as she wan into an alley way. After a few minutes, they came back with IF heavily panting and him hanging off a pole while eating a banana he stole. Dropping off the pole he crouched and threw away the banana peel, shaking his head negatively, there wasn't anyone near them for kilometers, he would say miles but this city was just a few kilometers short.
"Oh, wow, I... really need to train with you," IF wiped the sweat from her brow, sitting down to rest her aching legs.
He hummed, taking a closer look at her body he noticed three things. One he suddenly felt a sense of deja vu, second was her muscles were a lot more compact than his and were more like Tekken only less soft, and third was she reminded him of a similar looking girl around her age that asked him to train her when he came to Lowee a couple of years ago, that was when he was traveling with MAGES. if he remembered right.
If they had time to spare he should go out for a while and visit her, it would be nice to see her again.
It totally wasn't because he forgot to visit her last year and she was slightly clingy, yeah, totally not the reason.
He invaded her personal space and stared at her emerald eyes, then smiled, "Sure, why not."
Vert separated them with a slightly jealous look in her eyes, "That is quite enough."
Financier coughed, "Now that you're safe, I have a person you need to meet, please stay here while they make their way towards us."
IF narrowed her eyes, "Don't tell me... Lowee's CPU is here, isn't she?"
"Ah... that's partially correct... this is quite hard to explain," Finacier uneasily squirmed under his gaze, it sort of reminded him of the times when K-Sha or MAGES. thought they was in trouble when they really were't, still it was cute to see them try to earn back his attention by doing unorthodox things that caught his attention. Still remembered how that was the reason why MAGES. tapped into magic.
The younger looking one bowed, "Hello there, Financier. It has been quite a while."
The older looking one eyed Vert and Compa, "I see two delicate beauties. Are they the ones you mentioned?"
Financier sighed and nodded, "Yes, I was somehow able to get them here, away from the Basilciom... without your help."
The older one seemed to ignore the last part, "I see... well then, let us introduce ourselves, my name is Older Brother and this is Younger Brother."
Younger Brother bowed, "It is a pleasure to meet you two bountiful beauties."
"Older Brother and Younger Brother? What unusual names," Compa commented, he nodded in agreement.
Younger Brother shook his head, "They are not our real names, they are aliases. Right, Older Brother?"
"Yes." Older Brother nodded and turned to Vert, obviously eyeing her chest, "The beauty with the eyeglasses, can you grace us with your name?"
Ah... so they were those types of people, well he only hoped that... on second thought he sort of feels bad for IF now, Neptune not so much because she's a combo and Finacier seems to have already gotten used to them as she's just shaking her head in embarrassment. Speaking of the Chamberlain, she was walking towards him with a blush that he suspected originated from the duo.
"How do you feel about this?" She whispered, her response was a head tilt. "This! They're flirting with your wife, right?"
Oh, "If they don't do anything too drastic and if she doesn't want me to do something then I can't do anything, besides if they overstep their boundaries they'll find themselves a head shorter... and she's not my wife."
He turned his attention to Vert, who glanced back at him, then towards Older Brother with a smile, "My, what an honest person! My name is Vert."
The Older Brother nodded, "Vert... ah, what a kind and voluptuous name... May I call you Lady Vert?"
"Voluptuous? Correct me if I'm wrong but isn't the name Vert usually used by males, well whatever." Schwarz thought as he hummed, noticing that Financier was glancing towards him. He sighed and shrugged, somehow easing her, and asked about Lowee's current state of affairs, might as well swap information while they had the chance and he could see that she was also eager to learn about the events happening outside of Lowee as her job as Chamberlain prevented her from moving about.
"Why, most certainly," Vert glanced at Schwarz, who was busy having his own conversation with Financier, "Why isn't he paying any attention, am I truly that unattractive to him?"
Then Younger Brother walked up to Compa, "Now the fine maiden with the flowing pink hair, may I receive your name?"
"Okay, that's a line he shouldn't cross," Schwarz heard someone in the alley mutter, it was a man about average height and he was poking out his head, "She's too cute and innocent to be tainted by those pervert's hands, hurry, and save her my comrade Thanatos!"
"Who the hell is that?" He thought, turning his attention towards Compa, she was still innocently smiling at the perverted younger sibling.
"Me? My name is Compa," She politely bowed, Younger Brother much appreciated the jiggle from her chest by doing such a action, and kindly smiled to the man.
"Ah, Compa..." He made a exaggerated show of breathing in air, and even went as far as to sniff her hair. "The name resounds angelic beauty and bounty..."
Compa smiled, innocent to the fact that she was being sniffed all over by the man, "That's the second time anyone praised my name."
Then comes the Combo, "Hey there! My name is Neptune!"
"I'm IF," Said the soon to be poor soul.
Older Brother either didn't seem to notice them, or outright ignored them either way he just turned to Financier, "Financier, so will they be seeing..."
"Yes. it might be complicated, but I believe they can help, especially with him on their party." Financier pointed to Schwarz, who was using the time to read an article he took before he left the Basilicom. Noticing that the attention was on him, he looked up and sighed.
"The name's Schwarz," He briefly said before turning back to the paper, [Kidnapping in Guild City], seeing the headline made him worry for the person he met a few years prior.
Younger Brother crossed his arms, "We'll he's rude, might I ask why such fine maidens such as yourselves hang around him?"
"He's really strong!" Compa innocently answered, walking towards him she poked him in the cheek, which in response he sent her a look before sighing and pocketed it. They stopped walking beside Vert. "He's no gentlemen, but he's dependable and reliable!"
"I see," Older Brother murmured, leaning toward Younger Brother, "In order to fully enjoy they're bountiful goodness we must make them like us more than they like him, and with his personality I have no doubt this would be an easy conquest."
Strangely Younger Brother looked unsure, "He looks strong... and familiar, is he a member of the Guild?"
His brother hummed and held up a finger, "Pardon me, but might I ask if you are a member of the Guild? And which branch?"
"I'm a member of the Lastation Guild," Schwarz sighed, he heard the entire conversation and he just couldn't find anything in his body to make him care. "Is there a problem?"
They shook their heads and took point, Younger Brother turned to the much more gifted woman in their party, "Very well.. Let us lead the was as gentlemen, Lady Compa, this way."
"Thank you," Compa bless your innocent soul, for you have piqued the interest of a pervert... then again, she was hanging out with the CPU of Planeptune almost 24/7 so she must have a fan base of her own that were doing this and that with that and this of her... maybe he should pay a visit to AnonyDeath to learn how to make sentry guards because he was having feeling that sometime in the future, when she would be 'safe,' the rabid fanboys would swarm her house and do this and that.
Really regretted living with Vita for a year now.
"Lady Vert, may I? The footsteps are slippery, so let me lead the way," Older Brother offered, reaching out to take the CPu's hand, only to find him grasping air, he blinked when he saw the blonde bounty standing next to the detestable man, he just knows that man isn't trustworthy, call it a gut feeling.
Vert shook her head and linked her arms with his, "I'm afraid that I already have someone to do that for me,"
He sighed, "Just don't try to purposely slip, with our arms like this I'm not sure if I can catch you."
"Of course," Vert giggled, following after Younger Brother and Compa while a frowning Older Brother walked slightly behind them, Schwarz's lips twitched downward and took off his cloak then gave it to the lightly dressed woman, "My, thank you Darling, this cloak is so warm!"
"No problem," This way her curves would be hidden so they would attract less attention by having someone like her walking with them, while the ratio for women to male were one hundred woman for every two or so males, they were still there and if they see someone like Vert then they wouldn't forgot her, thus if the gurads ask around for them they would have an answer.
Back in the group, the two girls were simply watching the two men shower the more gifted of their group. Schwarz wasn't with them as Vert practically dragged him with her, leaving his conversation with Financier unfinished. "Um... Iffy?"
"Nep,... did you notice, too?" She grimly asked.
Then came the hussy fit, "Those two are dissing us, right?! Being so nice to only Compa and Vert! Heck, Shaz didn't even pay attention to us!"
"Schwarz I can understand," She lowly sighed, then growled, "I don't know what they're to, but I haven't been this irritated before."
Financier bowed, "I'm sorry, they only have interest with people with... special arrangements." It was a boon in business that was for sure, but they were the culprits of the famous theft of the CPU's weapon so they were at least reliable, even if most of their female co-workers, herself included, don't like them.
Neptune recoiled as if she was stuck by a bullet, "...Wh..at?!"
IF growled, "Wait? Now we're being prejudged by our breast?! What is wrong with Lowee?!" Seriously, it was like the land itself had a vendetta with them or more specifically Neptune... nevermind, sometimes she forgets Schwarz is with them and knowing him, he knows that he killed a lot of people in his self-proclaimed semi-immortal life.
"Oh, now it is on!" Neptune declared, her form glowing, wash she doing what he think she's doing? If so then that's a stupid move that would leave you alone in the land of flatness and away from the bounties. From there could only be a down spiral of frustration and jealousy of the haves, but since you are young IF, you still have hope... not much, but hope nonetheless. "...Oh, but wait then Iffy would... nah, she'll be fine!"
Despite it already happening, IF still chuckled, "Nep, I'll turn the blind eye. Go and transform... show them your stuff!"Probably not a good idea since if they were smart, then they would deduce that Neptune was Purple Heart and by the short amount of time he has known them he just know that they wouldn't doubt it for a second.
Purple Heart then wrapped her arms around him, her E-cup breast pushing against his chest, and then come Younger Brother and Older Brother swarming the much more desired version of the Neptune Combo... he wondered if, and that was a very big fucking if, if Neptune ever had a younger sister, would she grow bigger than her or stay completely the same, because even if normal is overrated, most people still like it better than abnormal.
Actually scratch that thought, the thought of two Neptunes sounded like a nightmare, the world would lose all of its recourse just because they wanted pudding and if Planeptune runs out, then they would target the other Nations. Oh, he could just see them doing just that. Hopefully they'll show some restraint, because if not then he'll ask (Threaten) some people from the higher ups and ban pudding across all the Nations.
Might make him Neptune's enemy, but that was a price worth paying in case the world dies from the black hole Neptune like to call her stomach.
"I believe this is the first time we've properly met, correct?" She dragged her finger across his chin, quickly slapping it away he backed up some steps while the men beside men took front. They took away her attention long enough for IF to realized what she just allowed.
"Wha-" Younger Brother gasped, his eyes shining and brimming with tears, "A full bodied idol, in the place of the flat wonder of the world?!"
He wouldn't call Lowee flat, mostly because it was surrounded by mountains and other elevated lands, it might not be the largest land, but it is the coldest and currently holds the highest recorded building. So flat wonder of the world wasn't a group of words he would use to describe it... oh, wait, they were talking about the other elevated lands... well, all he saw from Lowee so far were little girls, not counting Financier, in the last decade, so he wouldn't rule out the adults just yet.
It was after all the land where C-Sha comes from, though he still suspected her genes come from outside of Lowee, and more like Leanbox.
"This is my true POWER!" Purple Heart declared, laughing for a moment before she saw If, then sent her a grim smile before turning away.
Older Brother bowed, "Oh, please forgive us for not being able to see beyond your flat wall."
Younger Brother wiped his tears and bowed as well, "My insolence aside, may we ask your name?"
Purple Heart smirked, "Neptune."
"Ah, a name of regality and delight of a thousand moons," Older Brother complimented, taking her side. Then Younger Brother continued, "It is as if, purity in tangible form..." No, that was Compa, "A goddess like name indeed..."
Schwarz sighed and walked towards the shocked IF, then petted her head to comfort the brown haired girl. "There, there..."
She seemed to ignore his actions, preferring to shout at Neptune, "Wha-What?! Hey! Nep! Are you going to betray me! How could you, I thought you were my friend!
"I'm sorry Iffy... but... this... is me," Purple Heart turned and disappeared through a corner, sending them one last wave as a good bye, or maybe see you later once her energy dries out. That form of hers wasn't permanent, no matter how much you wished on the seven balls of dragons...
"N-N-N-N-N-NEP! YOU TRAITOR! NO PUDDING FOR YOU!" IF crossed her arms and walked towards them in a bad mood, maybe he should stay away from here for a while...until Vert calms her down of course, and by calm down he means threaten to break the Lesbian relationship he knows they have.
Financier awkwardly laughed, so far after Schwarz left she hadn't had a chance to speak... other than the time she explained the Brother's actions, "Ah... hahaha... are they really... okay?"
Schwarz hummed, from what he gathered Younger Brother was obsessed with Compa and Older Brother was obsessed with Vert, that is until they saw the other and became obsessed with them, then comes in Purple Heart, which became another person of obsession and IF became angry, jealous and got betrayed by the only person that could share her pain.
So far, it was just another day when you know these girls.
AN: For the ones still reading this story, I thank you.
So yeah, thanks for reading and tell me if you have anything to say via review, also please tell me I mostly wrote the Neptunia characters in-character in this story. If not then sorry for straying.