OMG MY REVIEWERS ARE CONTINUOUSLY AMAZING ME!!!! 18 REVIEWS ON THE LAST CHAPTER MAKES ME DO GIDDY DANCES OF JOY.

I love you all! THANK YOU could not even begin to explain how much I appreciate your reviews and all of your wonderful words make me smile!

KEEP IT UP!

Disclaimer: Yea we know I don't own Twilight

Edward POV

"No."

"Yes."

"No."

"Yes."

"NO!" My voice was steadily rising and unfortunately so was Emmett's. Alice had voiced the ridiculous vision she has and Emmett was so excited, but I wasn't.

"Don't make me threaten to throw Bella off of a cliff Eddie." He smirked because both he and I knew that he would never dare to harm Bella, she had always been like a sister to him.

"Haha Emmett, very funny." Bella chided while rolling her eyes and then letting out an exasperated breath. "You can throw me off a cliff just please don't make me look at that bear again.." Emmett roared with laughter while I took in my loves scent.

"Oh Bella you should have seen your face when you saw the bear! Right before you fainted... I mean it was priceless man.. totally priceless!" Now I had to roll my eyes. Leave it to Emmett to find it amusing when people are so perturbed to an extent that they faint. "But really Bella maybe you should just close your eyes or something because we're going to need to bring out the bear again in order to make this plan wor-"

"EMMETT! I said NO!" I was furious, beyond furious, I was blinded with rage, and I knew exactly where this was coming from. "JASPER GOD DAMNIT!" My brother smirked at me and then held up his hands in a surrenderous manner.

"Sorry Edward, take it easy." The smirk was still plastered upon his face but now I felt an overwhelming amount of calm spreading through out my body. Damn brother of mine.

"Can I just ask.." Bella started and then took a deep breath in an attempt to gather the right words she was trying to say. "..what exactly is it that Emmett and Alice want you to do?" She looked straight into my eyes and her big brown orbs filled me with euphoria that I forgot about the task at hand. I traced the outline of her jaw lightly with my fingers and then sighed as she leaned her face further into my palm.

"Love, it's ridiculous... Alice wants me to hide next to the bear and move the jaw so that it looks as though it's alive and eating Emmett."

She was quiet for a moment which only enabled me to hear hear the others' thoughts ten-fold.

"Oh no she better not faint again." Rosalie.

"FAINT FAINT FAINT!" Emmett, of course Emmett.

I was, however, worried. The last thing I wanted was to make my love faint...again.... on account of my own words. So I watched her intently and wished for the upteenth time that I could read her thoughts. Every worse scenario that could be going through my mind was and then the strangest thing happened... She burst into laughter. Not her usual, carefree, nervous laughter, but a giddy uncontrollable laughter. It was like nothing I'd ever heard come out of her mouth before.

"E-Edward...that....hilarious...please..." Her words were choked out in desperate gasps between giggles. "Please...tell me you're going to...do it!" I stared in shock while my fiance was trying to convince me to play ventriloquist with a dead bear.

"YES! I always knew Bella was amazing! She is going to rule in Cullen truth or dare once she's turned!" Again Emmett's loud and boystrous excitement echoed throughout my mind.

"See Edward! I knew that you were going to end up doing it!" Alice was standing with her hands on her tiny hips in a stance that radiated authority and smugness. She always knows when to trust her visions and I guess it was almost my own fault to challenge my role in them.

"Bella.." I drawled while staring up into the dark night sky in defeat. "Wait! We can't do this because Bella is going to faint again if she see's ther bear!" The sudden revelation made me feel triumphant, but Alice just continued to stare me down.. of course she saw this excuse coming. In a quick and nearly invisible movement my sister whipped out a pair of dark tinted sunglasses.

Everyone gave her a puzzled look while she pranced over to where Bella resided in my arms and gently placed them over her eyes. Her voice was filled with joy at her solution.

"Lucky for you Bella," She started while adjusting the frames to fit comfortably on her nose, "you don't have nearly as good vision as us! It's already dark outside and with these puppies on you wont be able to see anything, especially the bear."

"Great Alice, blind her even more.." Rosalie sneered.

"Yea, she can barely see what's infront of her during the daylight." Jasper chimed in. My dear Bella stuck her tongue out mockingly and Rosalie threw her head back in laughter.

I had no more arguments left to try and use to my advantage. The only think I had yet to use as a last ditch effort really... was the expense to my pride. Though I have done unthinkable things in my past, both violent, selfless, selfish, and embarassing, I had never gone THIS far. To think that I would have to sqwat next to Emmetts leftovers and make it 'eat' my undead and immortal brother was just so degrading..

"Oh and Edward-" Alice interrupted my thoughts with another knowing smile. "You're going to need to growl some when you move the bears mouth, you know, for believability."

This was truly rock bottom in concerns to dignity, and then some.

Bella had now a pair of designer shades hiding her eyes from mine and nustled deep into the mane that was her layered brown hair. All I could see was her startling smile that poked out from the shadows of her face.

"Ready?" Her voice was always so beautiful to my ears. I sighed.

"As I'll ever be."

No sooner after the words were spoken from my lips did I feel my hand being yanked away by Alice and being hurtled back through the forest towards the scene of the crime. I turned my head slightly to see that Emmett was running only a few feet behind with Bella latched onto his back, her shades still in place. Jasper and Rosalie were nearly parallel to them.

It took a few minutes to get back to where we killed Emmett. Alice released my hand right after whispering a string of threats into my ear at such speed I even had to listen hard to understand. Basically, I was to comply and play the good little vampire and not let my distain for public humiliation taint the goal of the staged bear massacre... speaking of...

"Where's the bear?" Jasper voiced the words only second before I was able to.

A silence descended as we all looked from person to person. Bella still clung onto Emmett's back and I was next to her in a moment to make an attempt to prry her delicate hands from the death grip she had on his neck.

"EMMETT!" Rosalie was a whirl wind of blonde sensuality as she darted infront of me to get nose to nose with her husband. "Did you lose the bear?" Though her voice was no longer elevated in volume.. it was ice cold. I'd much prefer loud Rosalie to sociopathic Rosalie.

"No!" My brother's mouth gaped open as he looked at his empty hands and fruitlessly patted his now empty back in an attempt to prove that he had had the bear all along. "Rosie I swear! I didn't lose him." More pats. "I must have just left his behind in the forest when I went to run with Bella!"

We were standing in the middle of the street when the familiar flashing blue and red lights started to light up at the curve in the road. Shoot, Baker and the medics were nearly here and we didn't have a bear and Emmett was walking and talking and we were back at the scene of the crime. We needed to do something and to do it now.

So then I did something that I didn't really think through at all. I jumped Emmett and wrestled him to the ground.

At first Emmett fought back thinking that we were sparring like how we usually do, but I quickly whispered to him that he is supposed to be dead and his body stiffened like a board. It was funny to see Emmett play dead because he over did it so much. You'd think that someone who comes face to face with death so much and IS infact dead himself would learn how to mimic it. Emmett didn't.

I snarled and thrashed and barred my teeth at Emmett while the rest of my family stood in horror and shock. Not Alice though, she understood, I was acting as the bear substitute. It was dark and I sounded scary enough. Baker and the Medics probably wouldn't be able to tell the difference between me and a grizzly.

The cars eventually neared closer and closer to us and then came to a screeching halt. They jumped out of the car and were straining their eyes to see the source of the snarling. Their thoughts nearly made me laugh outloud...

"Whats that noise... a bear? A mountain lion? A dinosaur?"

"An animal! Oh god no an animal got that boys body! Oh how am I going to explain this?"

Bella's voice could be heard daintily over the ruckus. Her sunglasses were obstructing one of her senses and it was making her bitter.

"Alice! What is going on? I can't see! Jasper, Rosalie, are Edward and Emmett okay?! Hello! I can't see..stupid gucci ridiculously expensive sunglasses..."

I was about to attempt to slink away from the scene that I caused when something small and hard bounce off my skull. My snarls stopped and I rubbed my head in confusion. Emmett having heard the shift in noise from me peeked open one of his eyes in confusion.

I reached around and found the offensive object that had made contact with my head and found a small but lethal looking stone.

Stones? This cop and these medics were throwing rocks?

Oh they're getting it now.

THANKS! Again I just REALLY hope that you guys like this chapter! In all fairness I've been ENTIRELY sleep deprived and I wrote this while half falling asleep. I know it's a little on the shorter side but I have ungodly amounts of work to do this weekend that I knew I wouldn't get a chance to update. PLEASE KEEP REVIEWING! THANKS ALWAYS! YOU GUYS ARE AMAZING!